The Movie Patrol

Epizodes

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  #211 The Beekeeper (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean 18.08.2026 1h 46min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret apiarist top-tier spec ops, scammers call Rambo, Beekeeper alternate outfit suggestions, Dave hate's "B's", The Beekeeper brings Gil for an alibi, Sean using the Gil voice at home and much more.
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  #210 Independence Day (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean 04.08.2026 1h 57min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about defending Earth from the best tech in the universe operated by the dumbest aliens, schoolkids discuss the aliens with their substitute teacher and prank grandpa, holding parades, handling aliens who know jiu jitsu, Rambo and David Levinson board the alien mothership and much more.
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  #209 Bad News Bears (2005) with Steve, Dave and Sean 21.07.2026 1h 32min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a gaggle of misfit kids led by an irresponsible has-been, Dave hates kids, the Bears get a new scary coach, the Facts of Life girls, Rambo spends the night with Toby's mom and much more.
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  #208 Major Payne (1995) with Steve, Dave and Sean 07.07.2026 1h 41min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of kids being led by a trained weapon of destruction, opening drinks by poking them, Sean living like Major Payne, a date at a disco diner, Rick Ford talks to the kids, Rambo takes over the Virginia Military Games and much more.
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  #207 Twisters (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean 23.06.2026 1h 35min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about seemingly vengeful tornadoes trying to take out a young woman, a reporter interviews Rambo and his girlfriend Meg, secret storms that hide and then strike, Eric Sloane volunteers to drive into a tornado and much more.
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  #206 Star Wars The Return of the Jedi (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean 09.06.2026 1h 55min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about another installment of this space soap opera with angry teddy bears and Leia in a bikini, Sean's Star Wars technical manuals, questions about Imperial drone life, Luke and Rambo visit Obi Wan, bad tactics at the field generator, Lando attacks the new death star manned by 2 space rednecks and much more. *Note: There was an audio issue with microphone cutout in the middle of the episode but we edited it with software the best we could and corrected the problem in studio. Sorry for the quality, but hopefully it's still comedy gold. Thanks for listening. Caw caw.
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  #205 Short Circuit (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean 26.05.2026 1h 28min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a terrible movie about a janky robot and goofy supporting characters, an old farmer couple visit Rambo's adult store, a dog attacks Johnny 5, boots without heels, a possibly unlicensed food truck, Skroeder and 2 new guys attack Johnny 5 and much more.
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  #204 Armed and Dangerous (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean 05.05.2026 2h 3min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a duo of a disgraced cop and lawyer becoming security guards while fighting corruption, some beefy gym girls, Frank and Norm visit Baker Team Industries and meet Rambo, Frank's tuxedo rental experience, manly looking ladies, Frank tries to get a ride from some characters and much more.
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  #203 Code of Silence (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 21.04.2026 1h 43min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a karate master cop fighting a gang and corruption, ED-209's cousin cop robot "row-but", suspicious whether Dave watched the movie, Rambo confused about guys doing drugs, Sean and his chola girl guards defend a warehouse and much more.
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  #202 Blast from the Past (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean 31.03.2026 2h 14min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a quirky family raising a kid in a fallout shelter for 35 years, Adam finds his dad in the porn store, Sean's chola ladies, Adam's back up energy, Rambo helps Adam with Archbishop Melcher and much more.
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  #201 Varsity Blues (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean 17.03.2026 2h 8min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a sadistic coach and his crippled players, Johnny Rambo visits Darcy for some fun, Dave's convenience store scene, Billy Bob being obese doesn't make him athletic, the players talk to Dr. Sarah, knocking a grown man off a horse and much more.
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  #200 The Other Guys (2010) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick 03.03.2026 2h 1min

  Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about one of the greatest cop duos of all time, Rick sharing with a support group, Sean's black and white movie requests, Rambo and Rick present inventions to the investors and much more.
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  #199 Platoon (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10.02.2026 1h 48min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a platoon of misfits in Vietnam, tunnel hijinks, Rambo joins the platoon, Marine glory holes and unit sizes, an Asian villager girl grows up into a sniper in another movie, Cindy finds Sean in a foxhole and much more.
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  #198 Maniac Cop (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean 27.01.2026 2h 6min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a possibly dead, maybe supernatural corrupt cop, Rambo owns a diner and talks to Frank and Theresa, Matt Cordell caber tossing Cassie over a fence, movies with bad accents, Matt Cordell grunts at his tribunal and much more.
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  #197 Carry On (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean 13.01.2026 1h 56min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the fine men and women that protect our air travel network who are the best of the best of the best with honors, Rambo blesses a plane before takeoff, Sean's work shirt plans, two sassy waitresses who don't want to handle an emergency and much more.
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  #196 6 Underground (2019) with Steve, Dave and Sean 25.11.2025 1h 48min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a confusing movie where a weird group of vigilantes use numbers for names, a retired agent calls on the radio, Rambo helps with the mission, agents find Dave swinging in a yacht stateroom and much more.
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  #195 Central Intelligence (2016) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11.11.2025 1h 39min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 high school students who grow up to be a yoked CIA agent and a boring finance guy, Calvin and Bob stand up to a bully in the bar, Rick Ford and Nick Blord selling a USB drive, Calvin and Maggie visit Rambo the marriage counselor and much more.
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  #194 A Very Brady Sequel (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean 28.10.2025 1h 38min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a well done spoof movie based on a 70's TV show, Mike Brady talks to door-to-door salespeople, Gilligan's Island talk, Rambo and his son Daniel visit Mike, the neighbors complain about the Brady's during a celebration and much more.
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  #193 M3GAN (2022) with Steve, Dave and Sean 14.10.2025 1h 49min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a jealous AI best friend, Mr. Stinky the clown entertains the kids, Sean drives with his new Latina wife and her kid, Rambo and Bruce fight M3GAN and much more.
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  #192 Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean 30.09.2025 1h 51min

  Steve, Dave and Sean learn about quirky British detectives and villains, Scottish detectives at the cemetery, Four Orders meeting with global members, Rambo in an underground fight club and much more.