The Book of John

Epizodes

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  "Creepy Paperback" [Craig's Version] 29.10.2025 28min

  Behold!Unto ye, for this spooky season, I bring you a NEW “Book of John” podcast episode! It features my short story “Creepy Paperback,” this time read by the mighty Craig Sechler!I DARE you to enjoy!© MMXXV Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Season Finale 22.04.2024 10min

  Fifty episodes! And an audio version of a rare, early story.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Nights in Hollywood: The Ballad of Trouser Shock 15.04.2024 13min

  The conclusion to John's sketch comedy group adventures with the big kahuna: Trouser Shock.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Miscellaneous Debris 08.04.2024 11min

  A random assortment of nonsense.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Gone to the Con 01.04.2024 9min

  Wondercon 2024 and a remembrance of ComicCons past.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  "The Weeping Judge" 27.03.2024 1h 5min

  A new Enoch the Preacher yarn!Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Editing Fer Idjits 18.03.2024 9min

  John explains his IRL job of editing for Reality TV.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  The Guaranteed, One Hundred Percent Certain Way to Sell Your Screenplay for Six Figures 11.03.2024 10min

  Revealed at last! John tells you the secret that will allow YOU to sell your script for thousands of dollars!Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  One From the Heart: Reprise - The Synder Cut (Taylor's Version) 04.03.2024 13min

  Let's talk about Director's Cuts.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  All Hail the King 26.02.2024 12min

  Yes, another fanboy gushing about Stephen King. Do something.Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Bonus Appendix 01 - "Four Walls" (Craig's Version) 26.02.2024 19min

  Appendix 01 - a bonus episode featuring Craig Sechler reading John's short story "Four Walls."Visit me on:SubstackLetterboxedThreadsBluesky©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  "Enoch and the Shrieking Dead" 20.02.2024 36min

  Back to the weird old west for another Enoch tale! Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  The Day the Coyote Cried 12.02.2024 14min

  John has his hackles up about "Coyote vs. ACME."The Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  My Music Professors 05.02.2024 8min

  Who are John's favorite musical educators? Would you believe Henry Rollins and Dr. Demento?Henry Rollins on KCRWDr. DementoThe Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  "The Coming of the Culling Men" 29.01.2024 27min

  Enoch returns in "The Coming of the Culling Men."The Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  I Can See You 22.01.2024 10min

  An appreciation of Grant Morrison's "Animal Man" funnybook.The Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Highway to the Hurricane 15.01.2024 15min

  John tells you all about how he became a writer's assistant for the writer of "The Hurricane."The Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  Nights in the Valley: The Saga of Ten Degrees Hotter 08.01.2024 12min

  John recounts his time as a member of the sketch comedy group Ten Degrees Hotter.The Book of John on Substack©2024 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  "Four Walls" 18.12.2023 13min

  John gives you a feel-good prison story for the holidays.The Book of John on Substack©2023 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe
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  What Kind of Day Has It Been 10.12.2023 10min

  John runs down his other podcasts, "The Hold Up" and "Sensory Overload."The Book of John on Substack©2023 Get full access to The Book of John at johnpatricknelson.substack.com/subscribe