Down The Dog

S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…” 03.06.2026 33мин

On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss: If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find? Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!” The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his quote in Matt’s book. A listener emails in a eulogy for Matt And Jon meets Noel Wheelan SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?" 21.05.2026 48мин

On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss: Southampton Spy Gate. Have you ever spied on someone? The Algorithm. What accent would Matt want. Mat’s recent nightmare What would Matt would say at Jon’s funeral And we want the listeners to send in eulogies for all of us. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum” 13.05.2026 33мин

On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss: Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club” Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus Listeners email in about the dates of WW1 and WW2 Why going to the football with Noel Gallagher would spoil the game We discuss two bits of celebrity gossip. AND It transpires that we owe a listener a Frey Bentos pie. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SEVEN EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines” 29.04.2026 35мин

This week... Matt shows us his vocal warm up, tells us of his gym routine and he’s also a bit aggy from a night out. Jon regales us about his depressing Wembley day out with Leeds. And Landlord Danny 'Scats' Plus 5 yr old Lee Anderson revisits the Dog. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged” 22.04.2026 38мин

On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss: The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons” Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde. The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish? Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry What happened when protestors interrupted a Matt Forde Political Party gig this week AND Is it a good idea to drink through? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…” 26.03.2026 34мин

Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest Jon goes to the Cup Final There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon. There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down. TakeshiCastlegate rumbles on Jon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking in the past And... Scooby Do. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut” 14.03.2026 33мин

On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury. Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast. There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’ How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle? A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair. Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by buying presents for each other. and Matt’s best ever comeback (that he can’t remember) SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off 03.03.2026 50мин

This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week. WW3 The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4. There’s a beautiful email from a listener we debate: What’s the best Apple? And Matt writes a song for collagen. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut” 18.02.2026 40мин

This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’ A big week for Forest and Spurs Carmex v Vaseline There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod. Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day and find out what gives Matt 'The Ick' SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself” 11.02.2026 50мин

his week Jon & Matt discuss: Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’ Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working” Leeds’ victory over Forest A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’ Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt. Jon thinks Matt has spent too long doing daytime promo Matt uses the phrase ‘Flow State’ at least THREE times Find out why Jon won’t take his daughter to Leeds United And they discuss why this podcast is the truest version of themselves. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game” 29.01.2026 46мин

This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss: The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS. Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment of the podcast yet. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys” 23.01.2026 39мин

WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss: A candle up the arse. Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza. There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker Matt & Jon have both been to the seaside Find out what the boy’s weird instagram algorithms are. Jon bemoans transcripts and the Landlord has a problem at the airport SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once 24.12.2025 1ч 7мин

On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the school gate. Plus… There’s a return from a podcast favourite from old who’ll “read your emails and your tweets” A listener asked if Jon has been inspired by Dan Farke? and find out how both Matt & Jon like to spend New Year. And we ask… What’s your favourite thing to suck? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SIX EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 17 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This" 20.11.2025 53мин

On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping. Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of your bottle at events, there’s an incredible 'animal, weapon location' and we discuss pre Christmas jizzmas. Also there's a patriotic return for Matt’s perineum, we ask 'why aren’t there more toothpaste flavours?' and Matt gets scolded for his impression of a hoover. Finally Jon shows us his new Christmas jumper and Matt impersonates his mum getting a phone call off of Jon. Plus there's the worst start to any anecdote we’ve had on the podcast… SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS 12.11.2025 46мин

WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump. Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter should have “Offspring controls” and Jon reveals why he’s still hurting two and a half years after the The Landlord’s wedding. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag” 23.10.2025 49мин

On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney. Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges between Matt & Jon, we talk about some potential replacements for Matt on the Pod and there’s some fun Paddington updates. Plus there’s a weird meet up between Trump, A 5-Yr-Old Lee Anderson and Rich Stu and we discuss the post sedative video. We will be back as soon as Matt is well enough to return. We’ll miss ya! x SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington” 15.10.2025 41мин

On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house. Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and Matt & Jon discuss their England night out at Wembley. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD” 09.10.2025 42мин

On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player Luke Humphries. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Next Diary Episode out next week. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be” 03.10.2025 44мин

Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL” On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel? Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to Seville to watch Forest, another night of Oasis at Wembley and interviewing Rachel Reeves at the Labour Party Conference. AND we revisit some old features including: Rich Stu & ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ AND THERE'S A NEW ONE called ‘Matt Forde’s Impressions Time Machine’ PLUS we discuss Jon’s birthday and a listener calls hin out for being a fake vegan. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth” 18.09.2025 46мин

On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is learning some Down The Dog catchphrases in Spanish. Also we discuss Leeds and Forests’ recent fortunes. Please send us more theme tunes and stings! SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices