WarHams: A Chaos Odyssey
Narrative Declaration
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Four Chaos Space Marines and one terrified Guardsman are aboard a cursed ship hurtling across the galaxy in this Warhammer 40,000 actual-play TTRPG campaign using the Black Crusade system. The podcast is hilarious, grimdark, and utterly unhinged, exploring which Chaos God the Guardsman will ultimately choose and who will prevail in the end.
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WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha 28.06.2020 3ч 1минA Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords 13.07.2020 3ч 6минBelba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza 04.08.2020 2ч 59минInsurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance 17.08.2020 2ч 55минWarp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall 27.08.2020 2ч 49минFathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls 17.09.2020 2ч 56минThe moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day 26.09.2020 3чCaptain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great 10.10.2020 2ч 51минDead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone 25.10.2020 2ч 50минA thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode 08.11.2020 2ч 47минA warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS! 22.11.2020 2ч 57минDe Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard 06.12.2020 2ч 43минThe crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 13 – Prison Changes a Man 21.12.2020 2ч 38минThe cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 14 – Space Pirates 18.01.2021 2ч 56минDrukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 15 – The Laughter of Thirsting Closets 02.02.2021 2ч 56минSeason two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 16 – Croikey 28.02.2021 2ч 53минSomething is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 17 – Death Cult 14.03.2021 2ч 56минDeath cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 18 – Holiness is Cleanliness 28.03.2021 2ч 54минA rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 19 – They Boarded 12.04.2021 2ч 50минPossessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ -
WarHams – Ep. 20 – The Throne Room 30.04.2021 3чGolden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - GuestThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestEarndil - GuestHulkyKrow 📺👺 - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/
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