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  Ep. 122 — 401 'What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger' from Netflix's The Witcher 30.07.2026 58мин

  Elaine from the US and Marie from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's The Witcher Episode 401 "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger". Very important bits include: Liam Hemsworth's Geralt debut; American history; "focusing on your immediate circle"; whether the Rats are freedom, danger, or both; Yennefer's grief; Vilgefortz's reach; Geralt's code; and Ciri's symbolic baptism and rebirth as Falka. Plus, Joey Batey being "always a little confused in a way that serves his character." [0:00] Cold Open [1:01] Introduction [2:26] Guest Introductions [12:52] Episode Recap [14:41] Discussion [57:01] Outro [57:29] End Credits
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  Ep. 121 — Netflix's 'The Rats: A Witcher Tale' 16.07.2026 1ч 5мин

  Henry from the US and Kerri from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's 'The Rats: A Witcher Tale'. Very important bits include: The humanization of morally messy characters; our unexpected, possibly unreliable, narrator; the meaning of loyalty; the weight of grief; Dolph Lungren lore; and how the 'death of the mentor' sets up their fate in The Witcher Season 4. [0:00] Cold Open [1:02] Introduction [2:17] Guest Introductions [12:22] Film Recap [14:14] Discussion [1:03:37] Outro [1:04:50] End Credits
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  Ep. 120 — Netflix's 'Sirens of the Deep' 02.07.2026 1ч 17мин

  Emily R. from the US and Kyle R. from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's 'Sirens of the Deep'. Very important bits include: adapting the Witcher for animation, Melusina's fairytale roots, Geralt's dalliances, how the film fits into Season 1, (Jaskier's Version) of events, and which 'Little Mermaid' 'Sirens of the Deep' may really reference? [0:00] Cold Open [0:48] Introduction [3:24] Guest Introductions [9:28] Film Recap [11:13] Discussion [1:15:06] Outro [1:16:27] End Credits
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  Ep. 119 — David French & Peter Kenny on Translating the Witcher 26.03.2026 1ч 6мин

  Translator David French and narrator Peter Kenny join Alyssa for a conversation on translating the Witcher across language and medium. Very important bits include: the craft and care to bring the Witcher to English-speaking readers and listeners; Polish literary convention versus English prose; historical influences throughout Sapkowski's series; glowing reviews of the Hussite Trilogy; our own Sapkowski stories; the underappreciated weight of silence; and returning to Geralt of Rivia in Crossroads of Ravens. [0:00] Cold Open [0:55] Introduction [3:31] Discussion [1:05:39] Outro [1:05:48] End Credits
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  Ep. 118 — "Crossroads of Ravens" 05.03.2026 1ч 21мин

  Bolo from Poland, Gosia from Poland, and Štěpán from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Crossroads of Ravens. Very important bits include: Preston Holt, Witcher mentor and New York accountant; Latin and the lingering influence of The Hussite Trilogy; mythological and historical deep cuts; regret and gray morals; Roach's many names; and the narrative power of less. Plus, our definitive opinion on whether Crossroads of Ravens is actually a new entry point to the Witcher. [0:00] Cold Open [1:20] Introduction [2:58] Guest Introductions [9:09] Book Summary [12:09] Discussion [1:20:43] Outro [1:21:06] End Credits
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  Ep. 117 — Chapter 11 from "Tower of Swallows" 19.02.2026 57мин

  Kitty from the US and Softie from the UK take over from Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 11. Very important bits include: being on the other side of our protagonists, the parallels between horror and comedy, one-line bangers, fate and destiny, divine intervention, Norse mythology, cherry-flavored numbing liquid, and the close of the penultimate Witcher novel. [0:00] Cold Open [0:49] Introduction and Guest Introductions [4:49] Chapter Recap [6:32] Overall Thoughts [7:29] The Pursuit of Vengeance [24:21] The Wild Hunt's Intervention [41:49] "What took you so long?" [47:44] Takeaways [51:46] Hosting [55:30] Outro [56:50]  End Credits
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  Ep. 116 — Chapter 10 from "Tower of Swallows" 05.02.2026 1ч 3мин

  Nicola from Italy joins Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 10. Very important bits include: the pancake treatment, the pursuit of democracy, Italian references in Tower of Swallows, fulfilling the promise of foreshadowing, the ethics of retribution, death and the value of life, and the coming of 'Ciri of Kaer Morhen'. [0:00] Cold Open [0:51] Introduction [2:12] Guest Introductions [6:41] Chapter Recap [8:28] Overall Thoughts [12:57] Italian References [17:17] Fulfilled Foreshadowing [23:11] Retribution and Justice [29:56] Ciri's Purpose [34:59] Kenna and Ciri's Connection [41:49] Death and the Value of Life [53:22] "Ciri of Kaer Morhen" [58:44] Closing Thoughts [1:01:15] Outro [1:02:57] End Credits
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  Ep. 115 — Chapter 9 from "Tower of Swallows" 26.01.2026 1ч 7мин

  Kitty from the US and Michelle from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 9. Very important bits include: Norse and Inuit mythology, Mean Girls Continent, modern magic, sources of power, being consistent in ideals but flexible in methods, sacrifice, cynicism, and repentance in the face of death. [0:00] Cold Open [1:04] Introduction [2:35] Guest Introductions [7:00] Chapter Recap [8:58] Overall Thoughts [12:14] Power in Spirituality and Rationality [19:49] Yennefer's Cynicism [26:21] Suffering and Sacrifice [31:49] Yennefer's Repentance [35:03] The Impact of the Lodge [41:46] Yennefer Sails into the Sednya Abyss [50:52] Paths to the Tower of the Swallow [59:26] Closing Thoughts [1:06:25] Outro [1:06:46] End Credits
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  Ep. 114 — Chapter 8 from "Tower of Swallows" 08.01.2026 1ч 14мин

  Daniel from the Netherlands and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 8. Very important bits include: Kovir's "armed neutrality," whoresons of upright character, the wisdom of 'The Good Book', royal marriages and moral compromises, political doublespeak, espionage, Sheala de Tancarville conspiracy theories, the unseen consequences of power, and "A million bizants?!" [0:00] Cold Open [1:06] Introduction [2:25] Guest Introductions [8:12] Chapter Recap [9:50] Overall Thoughts [19:30] The Illusion of Virtue [29:31] The Queen's Moral Compass [40:24] Marriage (and the Lodge) [47:54] Dijkstra's Mission and Cantarella's Espionage [57:15] The Far Future [1:10:44] Closing Thoughts [1:13:32] Outro [1:13:55] End Credits
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  Ep. 113 — Chapter 7 (Part 2) from "Tower of Swallows" 25.12.2025 40мин

  Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7 (Part 2). Very important bits include: Avallach's warning and more series predictions from a first-time reader, "The Fastball Special", a knocker's dreams and aspirations, the hypocrisy of retribution, and toddler thoughts. Plus, Sophia wins the podcast. [0:00] Cold Open [1:17] Introduction [3:23] Avallac'h's Warning & Sophia's Predicions [6:48] Geralt and the Knocker [14:50] The Morality of the Wicker Cage [25:15] The Loss of Geralt's Medallion [31:50] Closing Thoughts [39:12] Outro [39:33] End Credits
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  Ep. 112 — Chapter 7 (Part 1) from "Tower of Swallows" 13.12.2025 44мин

  Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: a first timer's thoughts on the book series, parallels to previous guest appearances, doing "too good of a job" on the Witcher audiobooks, the flaminika's request, Geralt's humility, first impressions of Avallac'h, being on your "Aragorn bullshit", Avallac'h's… fascinations and centuries-long grudges. [0:00] Cold Open [0:46] Introduction [3:11] Guest Introductions [13:38] Chapter Recap [16:00] Overall Thoughts [20:53] Geralt's Humility [24:31] Avallac'h's First Impression [29:43] Avallac'h's Cave Paintings [34:00] Avallac'h, Lara, and Ciri [43:16] End Credits [43:59] Bonus: Booth Guests
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  Ep. 111 — Chapter 6 from "Tower of Swallows" 30.11.2025 1ч 3мин

  Bolo from Poland and Kitty from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: the chapter's epigraph, unhinged D&D tactics, Angoulême's backstory, Geralt and Cahir's evolving relationship, Cahir's motivations, and the burden of hope. [0:00] Cold Open [1:03] Introduction [2:03] Guest Introductions [8:01] Chapter Recap [9:35] Overall Thoughts [19:13] Monstrum [23:44] Angoulême's Backstory [26:26] Geralt and Cahir's Role Reversal [35:42] Cahir's Motives [48:19] Regis' Reunions [51:54] Translation Questions [54:20] Closing Thoughts [1:02:11] Outro [1:02:51] End Credits
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  Ep. 110 — Chapter 5 from "Tower of Swallows" 13.11.2025 1ч 10мин

  Brett from the US and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: lawful cruelty and corruption, Angoulême's arrival, the making of the hanza, courage and bravery, blind revenge, and prophetic dreams. [0:00] Cold Open [1:33] Introduction [3:32] Guest Introductions [10:28] Chapter Recap [12:13] Overall Thoughts [18:32] Vengeance v. Justice [32:42] Angoulême's Arrival [41:56] The Hanza's Dynamics [49:51] Courage and Bravery [54:58] A Witcher's Revenge [1:02:23] Ciri's Dream [1:03:40] Closing Thoughts [1:07:14] Outro [1:09:36] End Credits
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  Ep. 109 — Chapter 4 from "Tower of Swallows" 30.10.2025 1ч 4мин

  Charli from Austria and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: Season premiere rituals, unreliable narrators, nesting dolls of perspectives, progressive ideas in The Witcher, the literal sword of destiny, how Ciri's weaponization complicates her victimization, and how each chapter antagonist embodies a different kind of cruelty. [0:00] Cold Open [1:01] Introduction [2:40] Guest Introductions [8:16] Chapter Recap [9:49] Overall Thoughts [17:18] Alternate Perspectives [22:57] Kenna's Psionic Torture [26:14] Progressive Ideas in The Witcher [28:39] Swallow & Destiny [33:49] Ciri's Victimization v. Weaponization [39:14] Ciri's Attempt & Bonhart's Cruelty [43:32] "Would Ciri return home?" [46:12] The Villains and Systemic Cruelty [58:27] Closing Thoughts [1:02:59] Outro [1:03:26] End Credits
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  Ep. 108 — Chapter 3 from "Tower of Swallows" 16.10.2025 1ч 12мин

  Content warning: This episode discusses miscarriage and loss of pregnancy. Listener discretion is advised. Kitty from the US and Kyle R. from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: Sirens of the Deep/raunchy Little Mermaid retellings, the framing narrative and Half a Century of Poetry, Milva's grief following her miscarriage, Cahir's trustworthiness (and positive reinforcement over survival), "the waist is as low as we go," Gwent and the sprawling Nilfgaardian spy network, and Hannibal Lector, gynocologist. [0:00] Cold Open [1:16] Introduction [3:11] Guest Introductions [16:46] Chapter Recap [18:39] Overall Thoughts [24:22] Memoir Framing Narrative [32:44] Milva's Miscarriage and Grief [42:06] Geralt's Doubt and Cahir's Loyalty [48::20] Yennefer's Fate [53:24] Nilfgaardian Intelligence [1:01:13] The Beekeepers and the Hanza [1:06:23] Closing Thoughts [1:10:58] Outro [1:12:09] End Credits Visit breakastinbeauclair.com for more.
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  Ep. 107 — Chapter 2 (Part 2) from "Tower of Swallows" 02.10.2025 39мин

  Abbe from Sweden and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 2 (Part 2). Very important bits include: Nilfgaardian amnesty, the yuckiest single serving character, Bonhart's brutal slaughter, Ciri's journey, and Vysogota's role in it. [0:00] Cold Open [1:10] Introduction [2:57] Chapter Recap [4:29] Hotspurn & Nilfgaardian Amnesty [16:07] Bonhart v. The Rats [17:52] Bonhart's "Art" [23:54] The Villagers' Perspective (from Abbe ~23 min) [27:29] Ciri's Journey [32:53] Closing Thoughts [38:17] Outro [38:50] End Credits The full episode transcript, show notes, merchandise store, and access to our social platforms are available at breakfastinbeauclair.com.
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  Ep. 106 — Chapter 2 (Part 1) from "Tower of Swallows" 18.09.2025 40мин

  Abbe from Sweden and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 2 (Part 1). Very important bits include: ominous foreshadowing, groupthink and survival, transactions versus ideals, stolen identity, dreams of grandeur, and "that one little turd I have no feelings for, I'm afraid." [0:00] Cold Open [1:04] Introduction [3:23] Guest Introductions [11:08] Chapter Recap [12:51] Overall Thoughts [17:34] The Chapter Opening [21:27] Hotspurn, The Rats, & Group Think [28:54] Ciri's Imposter [34:28] CIri & Mistle's Farewell [39:23] Outro [39:38] End Credits The full episode transcript, show notes, merchandise store, and access to our social platforms are available at breakfastinbeauclair.com.
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  Ep. 105 — Chapter 1 from "Tower of Swallows" 04.09.2025 1ч 3мин

  Ryan from the US and Sophie from Morocco join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 1. Very important bits include: 'The Moment You Knew The Witcher Was For You'; how legends are born; first chapters throughout the saga; Vysogota, the raven, and fictional mentors; and where morality ends and survival begins. [0:00] Cold Open [1:18] Introduction [4:07] Guest Introductions [11:10] Chapter Recap [13:00] Overall Thoughts [15:37] The Beggar's Song and the Fable [19:59] First Chapters Across the Saga [29:32] Vysogota and Ciri [34:05] Ciri's Distrust [39:14] The Ethical Debate [45:03] The Cruelty of Destiny [53:18] The Book's Refrain [57:14] Closing Thoughts [1:01:28] Outro [1:02:35] End Credits The full episode transcript, show notes, merchandise store, and access to our social platforms are available at breakfastinbeauclair.com.
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  Ep. 104 — Chapter 7 from "Baptism of Fire" 15.05.2025 1ч 23мин

  Abbe from Sweden, Daniel from the Netherlands, and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Baptism of Fire, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: the epic conclusion to the book at the Battle of the Bridge, Witch-dudes and Witch-lads, CD Projekt Red's 'Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales', druidic time scales, framing narratives as foreshadowing, Vampiric tropes, identity and redemption, fantasy as satire, the meandering nature of the book (and what it provides to readers), turning Milva's pregnancy into a group project, and the ironic origin of 'Geralt of Rivia'. [0:00] Cold Open [0:55] Introduction [2:35] Guest Introductions [13:14] Chapter Recap [15:56] Overall Thoughts [26:18] Striborg's Framing Scene [35:39] Breaking Vampiric Tropes [42:39] Milva's Pregnancy [1:02:59] Identity and Redemption [1:07:39] Baptisms of Fire [1:15:01] Closing Thoughts [1:22:01] Outro [1:22:37] End Credits
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  Ep. 103 — Chapter 6 from "Baptism of Fire" 24.04.2025 1ч 17мин

  Kitty from the US and Tracie aka Miss Magitek join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Baptism of Fire, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: international 'Baptism of Fire' editions, Peter Kenny's triumph, excitement for The Witcher 4, how Ciri fights for herself, the legend of Lara Dorren, our best Yzma impressions, perfect 10-year plans, parallels between the Lodge of Sorceresses and Dune's Bene Gesserit, the mustache-twirling kind of evil, the absence of good, and Hannibal Lecter, gynecologist. [0:00] Cold Open [0:48] Introduction [2:46] Guest Introductions [11:51] Chapter Recap [14:25] Overall Thoughts [23:36] The Legend of Lara Dorren [28:06] Ciri's Isolation [36:48] Yennefer's Choice [43:16] The Lodge's Ends and Means [53:13] The Villains [1:00:01] Good v. Evil [1:07:45] Closing Thoughts [1:14:03] Outro [1:16:18] End Credits