I Love You I Kill You

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  Give Up the Need to ALWAYS Be Right 11.07.2025 57мин

  We got Danny Z on the pod. This guy is an up and comer on the scene. If you are listening you might be asking, who is this Italian man I am listening to. Well, guess what, he may sound like some Italian guido fella, but he is as Arabic as they come. PLOT TWIST. Enjoy the episode!
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  Grown Men Don't Care about Birthdays 03.07.2025 1ч 17мин

  Amer hangs out with old reliable Joel Slavik. They talk some good stuff. Two good old boys talking about the world's troubles and a bit of their own. Enjoy!
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  Dentist HORROR STORIES! 04.05.2024 31мин

  This episode is all about the grossest and worst dentist stories. You forget the poor dentist has to look INTO our mouths when they work. Not all of us have pretty little holes in our heads. Some of us neglect our teeth until they are rotting piles of garbage. This whole ep is dedicated to the animals of the world that won't brush their teeth. Stories like foreign objects growing in someone's mouth, gluing fake nails to your teeth, and attaching a seagull's beak as a replacement tooth are all stories in this episode!
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  Tragedy at a Music Festival 19.04.2024 33мин

  HELLO ROCKERS! We talked about Gabriel's outing to a Queen's of the Stoneage concert so we made this episode all about death at a concert! Gabriel tells a story about the death of Meredith Curly Hunter Jr. at the Altamont Speedway Festival where he was murdered during the Rolling Stones show. It is a tragic but incredibly captivating story that has been brought up in popular culture for decades! We also discuss different dance moves you can perform at a concert. ENJOY! Tell your friends! Send us an email to iloveyouikillyoupodcast@gmail.com
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  What would it take to K*LL a Co-Worker? 10.04.2024 41мин

  This is all about murder in the work place. You know how you have annoying coworkers that keep on stealing the yogurt you were saying for lunch? BANG! What a way to get fired am I right? This is a great episode to listen to while at work. Great stories all dealing with murder at the work place! RATE US 5 stars on all your apps!
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  Choking on Eggs over Easter Weekend 29.03.2024 35мин

  Welcome and Happy Easter everyone! This is a great episode, you're so lucky to hear it for the first time, ever! We talk about crimes commited over Easter weekend. One of which is the 'Easter Sunday Mass*cre'. A story about a son overshadowed by his brother who takes matters into his own hands and gets revenge. And a slightly light-hearted story: 'The Hatton Garden Robberies'. A bunch of old retired fellas decide to rob a bank and finally live life like they're in their 30s again! It is a hot episode so tell your friends! Send us an email at iloveyouikillyoupodcast@gmail.com and we'll read your crime stories on the podcast!
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  Is Voyeurism such a HORRIBLE crime? 19.03.2024 31мин

  We talk all things voyeur in this episode. Gabriel got himself a pair of binoculars and he can't stop spying on the neighbors. If he continues on this path he might end up seeing something he wish he hadn't! We talk about 3 different cases that have to do with either witnessing a crime, peeping toms and the Bystander Effect. Very interesting stuff in this episode. We cap it off with how we would off each other with a pair of binoculars. You wouldn't want to miss this episode!
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  Getting Sloppy on the Slopes of Aspen 12.03.2024 30мин

  We talk about a murder on the ski slopes on this episode of I Love You I Kill You. We love skiing so we think about creative ways we would kill each other while shooting down the mountain at top speed. We also discuss 3 devious stories that all take place near or on the slopes! It's a great ep and you should tell everyone you know about this fine podcast!
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  Bored to Death watching Dune 2 05.03.2024 24мин

  One of us wants to get into Dune and the other would rather die than get into Dune. Isn't an audiobook of the classic Sci-fi novel where every character has their own voice-over artist sound interesting? It does to one nerd and the other person not so much. This episode is all about boring someone to death. We also go over stories where three people were led to their demise through boredom of some kind. Check out this cute podcast! Thank you!
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  The Engagement ring dipped in Poison (First episode back!) 26.02.2024 32мин

  We are back after a 2 and a half year break! This episode is all about murderous spouses and couples. There killer old grannies, vanishing brides and the engagement ring I bought for my fiancé dipped in poison. You do not want to miss this episode! Rate us 5 stars and tell your friends. Okay bye!
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  My Valentine Murder - ILYIKY 16 14.02.2021 18мин

  Happy Valentine's Day! In this ep we talk about what we would do on our perfect Valentine's Day and how it would end in MURDER! Thanks for listening. If you want to watch video versions of ILYIKY I started uploading them on http://youtube.com/c/gabrielomassi Thank you!
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  What's for dinner? - ILYIKY 15 30.01.2021 23мин

  Doesn't it get you angry when your partner can't make up their mind what they'd like for dinner. Does it make you so angry that you want to murder them? Well, come on in, grab a seat and enjoy this meal! Try not to choke on the bones! Tell your friends! To watch video versions of the podcast check out http://youtube.com/c/gabrielomassi We started uploading episodes there!
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  Shower Murder is Sexy - ILYIKY 14 07.01.2021 21мин

  SORRY! It's been a hot minute since the last episode. We know there are plenty of young boys and girls who wanna hear their favorite Aunt and Uncle murder each other while drinking a glass of chardonnay. This episode we talk about shower murder. We cover an actual murder that took place in the shower and movies that feature murders that were in showers. Please enjoy!!! Subscribe!Follow Gabriel Omassi on youtube! http://youtube.com/c/gabrielomassi
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  Hank Hill is going to get you! - ILYIKY 13 24.11.2020 18мин

  SEND us an email! We want to read them on the podcast! iloveyouikillyoupodcast@gmail.com Your favorite murder stories! King of the Hill is the topic of this episode! What is more spookier than Hank Hill coming to murder you? We talk a lot about how Claire is annoyed at how much I watch and quote King of the Hill and comes up with ways she'd kill me based on the series. Please enjoy! Also Subscribe to us on youtube!
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  Can't cook to save your LIFE - ILYIKY 12 14.11.2020 14мин

  Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! We were so busy we couldn't record any eps. We promise that will never happen again! Please enjoy this episode about how I stink at cooking so much it could murder a person!!! Follow us on youtube! And follow Gabriel Omassi on Youtube as well! Thank you!!!
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  He loves his bird more than he loves me! - ILYIKY 11 25.10.2020 17мин

  We talk about how I am obsessed with my pet bird. He's a cute little guy and I have a great time with him. Claire is very jealous of this bird because she has to spend all her time alone in her room working. We talk about ways we can use this little parrot as device FOR MURDER!!! Hope you enjoy this episode. This True Crime podcast meets Relationship Advice. Never been done before! Send us an email! And follow us on Youtube! Bye bye!!
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  Your voice is a torture Device - ILYIKY#10 19.10.2020 17мин

  OMG WE MADE IT TO 10 EPISODES. We know this one is late. We promise to be on time from now on. This episode is about how Claire and I are trapped in the same apartment 24 hours a day due to our city-wide Covid lockdown. At a certain point of every day she yells I'm hungry!!! And it's been going on for weeks. I start to believe she is torturing me slolwy with her own voice. Like something you would experience in Guantanamo Bay. Thanks for listening. Look us up on youtube and send us emails!
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  So fresh and so Clean -ILYIKY #9 09.10.2020 23мин

  One thing that really bugs Claire is how I never put my toothbrush away after using it. I'm not sure how one would murder with a toothbrush. Perhaps we should asked someone in Prison. They are toothbrush murder EXPERTS! You can fashion one into a knife and really have some fun. Wow! What a podcast, probably our best one yet. Maybe. Please follow us on Youtube! And subscribe to the podcast! Rate, Review, all that stuff! Tell your friends!!
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  Murder at IKEA! - ILYIKY #8 04.10.2020 24мин

  Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent going to IKEA and picking out a new set of decorative pillows. I think IKEA would be a great place for a horror movie. Where she is chased by evil IKEA murderers. It's a fun drunken episode! Subscribe to our youtube Channel and send us an Email! We want to read them on the podcast!!!
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  Eating a Packet of Bacon a DAY - ILYIKY #7 25.09.2020 27мин

  So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store. The result is me gaining over 15 pounds in less than a month. Now I have decided to count my calories and lose the weight. Claire is annoyed by how disciplined I am and wishes to kill me. Please follow us on youtube! Click the link to our page! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCteDgnM0mYMQvHmfuHIhmmg