The Mean Time

Episod

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  THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS 24.07.2026 54min

  The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end.
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  TIME... MEAN TIME 17.07.2026 52min

  The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one.
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  THE CHURCH OF JGLS 10.07.2026 51min

  Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass!
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  SPACEHOG 03.07.2026 52min

  WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to be alive. USA! USA! USA! USA!
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  2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 27.06.2026 51min

  THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill you!!!
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  GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT 19.06.2026 52min

  THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy.
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  WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE 12.06.2026 52min

  Jared gets Pat up to speed on the absolute SAGA that is Reckless Ben vs Bricks & Minifigs AND TELLS FUNNY JOKES LIKE HAHA FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BOMBS AND IT'S HAHA SO FUNNY JOKE TIME. Also the boys audition for a Dropout show.
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  THE BEAST INSIDE 09.06.2026 50min

  THE BEAST INSIDE IS CHAINED NO LONGER. Watch the boys become the fallen angels they were always meant to be or something. Comment your favorite lyric to prove your inner darkness is wild and untamed!
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  JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING 29.05.2026 53min

  WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored land and he will vote for whoever you think is best in the upcoming election to change that or keep it the same.
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  PUPPY PLAY 22.05.2026 52min

  The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA!
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  I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P. 15.05.2026 52min

  Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave!
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  WHO'S BAD? 08.05.2026 52min

  Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school.
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  JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT 01.05.2026 50min

  Honestly at this point they probably needed to get that out of their systems or else who knows what they would've done.
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  FEAR THE OLD BLOOD 24.04.2026 50min

  If you're a nerd or a Christian, you're gonna love this one.
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  BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT 17.04.2026 50min

  The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed!
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  CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES 10.04.2026 52min

  WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dumber having watched it.
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  BOYZ II MON 03.04.2026 51min

  IT'S SO HAAAAARD TO SAY GOODBYEEEE TO BUTTERFREEEEEEE!!!! Welcome to Jared's newest hyper-fixation and Pat's newest nightmare! Watch the boys try to win over TBS to finally get that show they've been talking about!
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  PAT BREAKS JARED 27.03.2026 52min

  (Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls.
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  I DON'T SPEAK AMISH 20.03.2026 51min

  Pat does his best cougar impression while Jared recovers from a trip to the emergency room and the recent death of Mark the producer! Tropic Thunder is the greatest movie ever filmed!
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  I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU ON REELS 13.03.2026 49min

  Stand Up Comedian Wyatt Feegrado AKA Jesus Christ of Nazareth has joined the podcast and shockingly brings up Pokemon before Pat gets a chance! Strap in for a wild ride while the boys talk about Catholicism, Osama Bin Laden, and the difference between LA homeless and San Diego homeless!