Bitch Bible

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  Bump Bible: A Gender Bender 30.07.2026 26min

  It is week 7 and the symptoms are symptoming. The future demon seed is the size of a blueberry and driving Jackie into the arms of a Wetzels Pretzels whilst spiraling over a non FDA approved DIY Amazon gender test. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at https://www.AbsorbMore.comZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at https://www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker 28.07.2026 1j 8min

  Jackie sits down with tv host Nina Parker to discuss their days together in Entertainment TV, why Jackie hates check-ins, and Clyde's alien abduction story.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and use Code BIBLE to get $10 OFF your first month's subscription and free shipping.Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at https://www.Ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at https://skims.com/bibleKindred Bravely: Get 20% OFF your first order at https://www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIEJones Road: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free free gift with your first purchase at https://www.JonesRoadBeauty.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bump Bible: Trepidatious 23.07.2026 25min

  Week 6 and Jackie is in limbo. Things are starting to get real, but she can’t tell anyone about the pregnancy yet. Except everyone at her local Italian Deli, of course.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full size mascara with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Straight Outta Economy 21.07.2026 1j 5min

  Jackie is getting back to her economy roots and discusses a confrontation at Nordstrom Rack, manipulating pregnancy in her favor, and the joy of Ashley Judd’s Instagram.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEArticle: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLeesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bitch Bible Classics: Loner Boner 18.07.2026 42min

  Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at www.skims.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Welcome to the Bump Bible 16.07.2026 28min

  Jackie begins a chronicle of her second pregnancy, speaking directly to moms with deep maternal care, understanding, and Plan B jokes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  The Chosen One 16.07.2026 57min

  The stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco’s BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Dork Dork 2000 07.07.2026 1j 2min

  Jackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde’s role in her recent public nudity, and spreads the mantra of Hate Without Reason.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleUse code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Community in Misery. 30.06.2026 1j 7min

  Jackie’s in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her murderous Andrew fantasies, and her ability to perceive dark energy in the brightest of places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  The Patina Princess 23.06.2026 1j 6min

  Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bitch Bible Classics: $6.66 20.06.2026 38min

  Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Ugly, Fat, Poor 16.06.2026 58min

  Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Future Rich with Haley Sacks 09.06.2026 56min

  Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Red Flags with Jared Freid 02.06.2026 1j 2min

  Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red Flag.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  A Duplex of Disdain 26.05.2026 55min

  Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz! 23.05.2026 47min

  Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  AcTuALLy 19.05.2026 1j 6min

  Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbibleOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off at checkout at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Hallelujah 12.05.2026 1j

  Jackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother’s Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  The Bitch Wears Prada, Too 05.05.2026 57min

  Jackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother’s Day argument with Andrew. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  You Good Girl? 28.04.2026 56min

  Jackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.