Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck 29.05.2026 58min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss Rosie's trip to Verona, their different reactions to potential intruders, a Hen Do scam and why Chris very much felt his age when discussing the Radio 1 Big Weekend. They also chat about roller skates, robots and Rosie reveals how she was humbled by Sandra... All this plus beefs, a mum related voice note and some fab QFTPs. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James 27.05.2026 45min

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James. Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story. Chris reveals an old hygiene habit from the Edinburgh Fringe and Rhys and Rosie do their best to explain Rat Boy Summer. All this plus a horrifying story from one of you lovely lot! You can catch Rhys on tour this year with his show Chop Logic, for tickets visit rhysjames.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle 22.05.2026 1j 2min

On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack! There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Findomme! All of this plus QFTP's involving dry humping, cuckolding and loads more! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine 20.05.2026 42min

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires podcast festival ( AKA Radio and Podcast Royalty), Greg James and Alice Levine! What happens when four chatty broadcasters sit down in a room together? A whole lot! They discuss Greg and Alice's new podcast, Bad Chat, Greg's family member at Chris's gig and the pros and cons of doing a podcast as a married couple! They also chat about the joys of listener interaction and what makes the audience really angry! All this, plus an email from a listener who would like some advice...anonymously! You can listen and watch Bad Chat wherever you get your podcasts and for tickets to the the Crossed Wires festival visit crossedwires.live/line-up If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy 15.05.2026 1j

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger warning* this involved quite a gruesome story! The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting. All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex Shop chat... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth 13.05.2026 44min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth . As well as reading one of your stories, Laura talks about her journey from teaching to stand up, family dynamics and what life is like when you come from a funny family . The trio also speculate on who will be the new Strictly Hosts! To book tickets to see Laura on tour with her show Born Aggy visit Laurasmyth.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock 08.05.2026 57min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice. Chris has been caught with beer kegs in his car and Rosie tries her first Dirty Martini. All this plus a new term from a listener, a quiz about the Moon and the couple get some good/bad news from the death clock. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé 06.05.2026 39min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster, Dad and Taskmaster alumni, Babatunde Aléshé! As well as discussing the highs and lows of parenting the three bond over turning 40! Babatunde also shares some parenting hacks... onions anyone? They also chat holiday destinations, back stage energy at comedy gigs and why Babatunde started a podcast with two of his best mates. You can listen to Man Like You which features Babatunde, Mo Gilligan and Eddie Kadi wherever you get your podcasts. For updates on Babatunde's live dates visit babatundealeshe.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career? 01.05.2026 57min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss remembering things the old school way, their musical tastes in the early noughties and what Chris would like for his 40th Birthday! Rosie explains the drawbacks of BFT's and shares her ideas for a new Children's book. Chris has one last tour update which involves some shade from his tour manager and a town crier! All of this plus a musical voice note and some QFTP's involving a a foreign object in an ear and a less than romantic declaration of love. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss 29.04.2026 37min

On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the fantastic comedian Daniel Sloss! They discuss what being ‘hard’ means now and how comedians don’t quite manage it. Daniel explains why his show Jigsaw broke up so many relationships and the trio get deep over messages from the Universe. For tickets to Daniel's tour visit Danielsloss.com You can find Daniel's Live Shows 'Dark' and 'Jigsaw' at Netflix.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris! 24.04.2026 1j 1min

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides some pasta based humour and lists things that really do blow his mind! The pair discuss the TV show Hebburn, a word that Chris has been using in front of the kids and why this week, there is no beef for Rosie... There is also a quick call with the original Barry Beef, our Kev! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal 22.04.2026 37min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal! As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss their love for Arctic Monkeys and reminisce over Comedy Roast Battle. Tom explains Philosophy to Rosie and the trio discuss the pros and cons of AI. You can catch Tom on tour with his stand-up show ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I Am’, including London’s Clapham Grand on the 14th May 2026, for tickets visit tomrosenthal.net If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police 17.04.2026 58min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking! Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out. All of this plus a listener reveals her husbands egg habit and an Auzzie gets in touch to share his beef with Chris! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell 15.04.2026 41min

On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell! As well as talking about her current tour, The Juggle, Suzi reveals what happened the first time she met Mel C and why Chris Ramsey and Ipads will always be connected in her mind. And of course, Suzi reads a listeners story. Trigger warning, it's rank! To get tickets to Suzi's tour visit suziruffell.com You can catch Suzi on the her podcast's Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen and Big Kick Energy with Maisie Adam. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home 10.04.2026 59min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs... WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page 08.04.2026 42min

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page! Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed taking part in the new series of Taskmaster! You can catch Joanna alongside Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani on Taskmaster from April 9th at 9pm on Channel 4, you can also catch up on all episodes at channel4.com You can also get a glimpse in to Joanna's life on her podcast Lush, which is released weekly and is available wherever you get you get your podcasts If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike 03.04.2026 1j 5min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair. They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers. There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public! AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran 01.04.2026 45min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran! The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix... And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories! Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland stand-up tour up until 2027, including the London Palladium on 7th February 2027. Emma will also make her debut at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Pleasance Courtyard - Beside from 5 – 30th August For more info and tickets visit emmadorancomedy.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed⁠ Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower 27.03.2026 1j

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear! They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson 25.03.2026 42min

On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe! Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener. You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1pm and you can find their podcast Novel Idea wherever you get your podcasts! **The film Chris can't remember in the recording of this podcast is called Coherence!** If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices