The Cooligans

The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
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Episod 995
Terkini 23.09.2026

The Cooligans is a comedy and soccer podcast hosted by New York City stand-up comics Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco. Instead of stats and formations, they focus on humorous takes on soccer's wildest moments. New episodes arrive twice a week, covering reactions to weekend football action. The show bills itself as making the beautiful game a little uglier through comedy.

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  • Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus 23.09.2026 1j 8min
    On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX, more fallout from the Madrid Derby and to round out the show Federico Higuaín is out of Columbus Crew II.
  • Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber 21.09.2026 1j 11min
    On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid, Cavan Sullivan is breaking records, and Messi and Don Garber argue on the pitch.
  • Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag 16.09.2026 1j 8min
    On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote, Messi choosing his new coach, and Barbara Banda getting PAID!
  • Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare 15.09.2026 1j 4min
    On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, notable Americans in Europe, and the nightmare VAR situation in the EPL.
  • Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions 10.09.2026 56min
    On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results, Harry Kane's Ballon D'or chances and give us all the Rápido Reactions.
  • How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso 07.09.2026 38min
    Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts.
  • Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction 02.09.2026 1j 9min
    Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and react to the UCL draw.
  • Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA 31.08.2026 1j 2min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros breakdown all we've missed since our last episode.
  • MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock 30.07.2026 39min
    Broadcasting live from Bank of America Stadium after the MLS All-Star Game in Charlotte, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros celebrate MLS's second consecutive win over Liga MX alongside special guests David Gass and Mickey Voll. The episode delves into creative format overhauls for future All-Star Games, Lionel Messi's prospective All-Star debut, Gianni Infantino's FIFA private equity plan, historic jersey sales trends, and the implications of MLS shifting its seasonal schedule.
  • MLS Stars Arrive: Casemiro & Griezmann Debuts, Riley Tiernan Interview & USMNT Hopamine 27.07.2026 1j 10min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down a massive week in Major League Soccer featuring debuts from global stars Casemiro, Antoine Griezmann, and Robert Lewandowski. Angel City FC striker Riley Tiernan stops by to discuss her trialist-to-star journey in the NWSL, her Jersey roots, and her go-to In-N-Out order. Finally, the hosts examine six promising young USMNT prospects—including Cavan Sullivan, Neil Pierre, and Noahkai Banks—who give American fans hope for the 2030 World Cup cycle.
  • How to Fix the USMNT for 2030, Tyler Adams Interview & Summer Transfer Window Chaos 23.07.2026 1j 31min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return from their nationwide tour to debate bold ideas for overhauling US Soccer ahead of the 2030 World Cup, sit down with USMNT midfielder Tyler Adams to dissect Mauricio Pochettino's culture and the Balogun red card controversy, and analyze a wild summer transfer window featuring mega-deals for Morgan Rogers, Anthony Gordon, and Robert Lewandowski.
  • Spain Wins World Cup 1-0 vs Argentina: Defensive Masterclass, Rodri Golden Ball & Final Grades 20.07.2026 1j 6min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver their final live reaction show of the 2026 World Cup, analyzing Spain's 1-0 extra-time win over Argentina in the final at MetLife Stadium. The hosts break down Ferran Torres' match-winning goal, Enzo Fernández's red card, and Spain's historic defense before evaluating Rodri's Golden Ball award, Mbappé's Golden Boot, and giving their final grades for the entire tournament.
  • World Cup Final Preview: Spain vs Argentina, Tournament Superlatives & NYC Czar Maya Handa 17.07.2026 1j 5min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros look ahead to Sunday's World Cup final between Spain and Argentina, reviewing tactical matchups, betting lines with Ben Fawkes, and community-driven tournament initiatives with New York World Cup Czar Maya Handa. The guys lock in their personal score predictions before handing out their official tournament superlatives, naming everything from their favorite under-the-radar goals and breakout stars like Folarin Balogun to the biggest controversies and villains of this historic cycle.
  • Argentina Beats England 2-1: Tuchel’s Tactical Collapse, Messi's Brilliance & Spain Final Preview 16.07.2026 39min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver an unfiltered live reaction from Atlanta following Argentina's dramatic 2-1 World Cup semifinal victory over England. The hosts break down Thomas Tuchel's tactical failure to preserve a 1-0 lead, Enzo Fernández's world-class equalizer, and Lautaro Martinez's late 92nd-minute header that sent the Three Lions packing. Complete with viral tweets from football icons, a scathing look at England's 12% possession breakdown, and breaking injury news on William Saliba, the guys officially map out the angles for the ultimate Argentina vs. Spain final showdown.
  • Spain Shuts Down France 2-0: Deschamps Era Ends, Ian Wright & England vs Argentina Semis Preview 15.07.2026 1j 2min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to Spain's dominant 2-0 semifinal victory over France, breaking down the tactical mastery of Luis de la Fuente and the official conclusion of the Didier Deschamps era. Joined by football icon Ian Wright, the show balances hilarious living room headbutts and crucial technical striker advice for Folarin Balogun with hard-hitting analysis of the tournament's latest VAR controversies. To close, the guys deliver lineup breakdowns and official score predictions for the legendary England vs. Argentina semifinal clash.
  • World Cup QF Drama: Argentina Beats Swiss, England Overcomes Norway Cable Controversy & Semis Preview 12.07.2026 1j 8min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros go late-night on the ground in Miami to deliver a comprehensive live reaction to a wild day of World Cup quarterfinal action. The guys break down the regulatory madness of Breel Embolo's simulation red card in Argentina's tight 3-1 win over Switzerland, alongside the twin controversies of overturned goals and stadium skycam cable strikes during England's grueling 2-1 extra-time win over Norway. Evaluating standout masterclasses from Julián Álvarez and Jude Bellingham against an isolated, hobbling Erling Haaland, the hosts hand out final tournament grades to the exiting underdogs before dropping official score predictions for the locked-in Spain vs. France and England vs. Argentina semifinal blockbusters.
  • Spain Knocks Out Belgium 2-1: Mikel Merino Closer Heroics, KDB Retires & Semis Spain vs France Preview 10.07.2026 55min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver a comprehensive live reaction to Spain's tense 2-1 quarterfinal win over Belgium, highlighting Charles De Ketelaere's breakthrough header, Thibaut Courtois' unfortunate injury, and Mikel Merino's legendary super-sub heroics. Broadcasting from Miami, the guys hand out official match grades, honor the international career of Kevin De Bruyne, and evaluate Lamine Yamal's development before previewing the colossal Spain vs. France semifinal and the remaining quarterfinal fixtures involving England, Norway, Argentina, and Switzerland.
  • France Shuts Down Morocco 2-0: Mbappe Greatness, Messi Golden Boot Rivalry & Spain vs Belgium Preview 10.07.2026 40min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros go live from Boston to react to France's commanding 2-0 quarterfinal win over Morocco, highlighting Kylian Mbappé’s evolved leadership, Ousmane Dembélé’s scoring streak, and Didier Deschamps' historic win record. The guys evaluate a rough defensive outing for Morocco, unpack the high-stakes Golden Boot race between Mbappé and Lionel Messi following Argentina's chaotic comeback against Egypt, and deliver official score predictions for the highly anticipated Spain vs. Belgium heavyweight matchup.
  • USMNT Crashes Out: Pulisic Leadership Drama, World Cup Takeaways & 2030 Lookahead 07.07.2026 54min
    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros process the USMNT's disappointing exit from the 48-team World Cup, evaluating team leadership, roster standouts like Malik Tillman, and deep structural issues facing the squad under Mauricio Pochettino. From debating Christian Pulisic's captaincy to celebrating Gotham FC's massive stadium move to Queens, the guys offer an unfiltered look at the current soccer landscape while scanning global tournament drama to name their ultimate villains, biggest coaching disappointments, and frontrunners for the Golden Boot.
  • USMNT CRASHES OUT! USA 1-4 Belgium Immediate Live Reaction & Post-Mortem with Taylor Twellman 07.07.2026 1j 14min
    The World Cup dream is officially over for the United States after a disappointing 4-1 defeat to Belgium in the Round of 16. On this live reaction episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros process the team's mental and fundamental breakdown alongside MLS on Apple TV's Taylor Twellman. The guys dissect glaring defensive errors from Sergiño Dest, a crushing mistake by goalkeeper Matt Freeze, and Christian Pulisic's injury exit. They highlight Malik Tillman and Sebastian Berhalter as the few players who stepped up with confidence and heart. Finally, they look to the future, questioning Mauricio Pochettino’s likely departure and debating the deep-seated cultural and developmental overhauls required for US Soccer to turn the corner.

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