The Rewatcher
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Ash, Alaina, and Mikie rewatch the TV series True Blood, episode by episode, offering humorous commentary, passionate rants, and wild tangents about the show's characters, plotlines, and supernatural elements. They also discuss vampire love triangles, questionable accents, and Southern impressions. The podcast previously covered Buffy the Vampire Slayer in its first season.
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True Blood: "Fresh Blood" (S3E11) 05.08.2026 1u 14minBill bamfs to Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, but Pam gets Holistic on his ass. Eric seeks Russell out to put an offer on the table that he is unable to refuse. Lafayette's psyche is broken after his V experience with Jesus. Arlene enlists Holly to help her with her serial murder baby bump. Sam has a complete meltdown and pushes everyone away except for Tara who is unable to catch an offing break! -
Episode Revisit: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth) 29.07.2026 1u 6minRewatchers! We are revisiting the episode that started it all! Join us in listening to S1:E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth! We will be back NEXT WEDNESDAY with an all new episode! See you then! -
True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10) 22.07.2026 1u 14minSookie is less than psyched with the revelation of what she is, and Bill explains why it makes things for Sookie SO MUCH MORE dangerous! Eric comes (in a slutty lil shirt) to say goodbye to Sookie and give a warning. Jason struggles with PTSD and gets honest with Tara. Summer is all horned up and ready to fooook! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has flashbacks to a middle school dance, Alaina loves how Mary throws ass, and Mikie wonders why Tommy always looks wet. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9) 15.07.2026 1u 31minWith the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on from her traumatic getaway, but finds Franklin’s shadow hard to escape. Eric & Pam are placed on house arrest by the Authority as Russell is COMPLETELY unhinged by the death of Talbot. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina gets upset with Nan Flannabob, Mikie talks about an unwilling golden shower and Ash gets her coat on to go out into the streets if Jesus ends up being Satan in a Sunday hat! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8) 08.07.2026 1u 31minWith Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason puffs out his chest around Crystal's family and Arlene gets a ghostly visitor! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash rescinds her previously "thrown in towel" for Bill, Alaina admits that Eric could convince her to do anything, and Mikie finds a new favorite euphemism! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Hitting the Ground (S3E7) 24.06.2026 1u 5minLorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash officially throws in her towel on bill's bullshit, Mikie loses his mind about some VERY talented and adorable canine actors, and Alaina hates on a double negative moment! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues (S3E6) 17.06.2026 1u 5minWith knowledge of Sookie's sparkly jazz hands, Russell takes Bill & Sookie back to his home. He interrogates Sookie, and orders Lorena to kill Bill. Franklin lets it slip that Sookie is in the house, and Tara formulates a plan. Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette and Jesus' date comes to an abrupt end, Jason has girl problems, and Jessica decides to give Arlene a good ending to a shitty night! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we bask in Eric's slutty little blue sweater, we revel in Eric's seductive ways, and absolutely fangirl over what a badass Tara is! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Trouble (S3E5) 10.06.2026 1u 5minFranklin continues to be an absolute menace, and poor Tara rolls with his mood to stay on his good side. Eric pulls a Hail Mary, but fumbles when the vampire he blames is none other than Russell's newest Sheriff- BILL Compton! But Russell finds out that Bill is LYIN' to him, and is furious, putting Sookie in peril (again). Back in Bon Temps, Jason follows a siren's song (according to Ash), Terry is overjoyed by the way life is giving him ALL the normal blessings, and Jessica deals some much needed expedited karma to Arlene! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we compare Franklin to a Buffy Favorite, we all feel validated by Talbots reaction to a certain viking, and we lose our minds at another cliffhanger! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4) 03.06.2026 1u 16minSookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we start a new weekly segment, Ash is brave and admits that her REWATCHER picker might be broken and Alaina leans in to appreciation of Eric! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3) 27.05.2026 1u 22minEric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple exposures to Eric Northman's cocky charm , and Mikie marvels at some extremely smart music decisions!. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Beautifully Broken (S3E2) 20.05.2026 1u 21minWe're BACK in Bon Temps, and MAN this episode is PACKED with exposition! Sookie is hell bent on chasing every lead, even when it brings her to Eric's Doorstep! Jason starts an arc of redemption, and Tara gets a reality slap from Lafayette. Meanwhile, Bill is being held hostage by the King of Mississippi, and no amount of gourmet blood courses is going to erase the fact that shit is sketchyAF! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash worries that Bill's intentions haven't always been pure, Alaina gets happy when she sees a missed friend, and Mikie offers to be the team's lust translator. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1) 06.05.2026 1u 6minRewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably, and we decide that it's on SIGHT with Stanley! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12) 29.04.2026 1u 23minWe pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game, and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s lost innocence! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11) 22.04.2026 1u 9minWith Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to mystified silence, Alaina wants to steal Sophie-Ann's look, and Mikie's euphemism almost gets him thrown in pod lab jail! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: New World In My View (S2E10) 15.04.2026 1u 8minSookie and Jason are welcomed back to Bon Temps with a bang-- literally! Maxine is not so queenlike, and Jessica has had ENOUGH. Bill gets all bitey when he confronts Maryann to HORRIBLE effect, and Sookie desperately tries to get through to a black eyed, possessed Tara., Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie feels the heat from Jason, we marvel at how much Terry loves Arlene, and we send some mustard lapping heathens to jail immediately! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9) 08.04.2026 1u 33minPicking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flies the coop (literally), and Maryann continues to be an absolute menace to society. -
True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8) 01.04.2026 1u 10minIn one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety! At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!! Not a banner night for the hometown haunt! Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about the blackouts everyone is experiencing, and Maryann makes the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. But hey! At least she didn’t f&#k a tree! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that Eric would look at her like he looks at Godric , Ash wants to save a horse, and Mikie does his best Audrey impression! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Release Me (S2E7) 25.03.2026 1u 30minWith Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!! Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when Arlene mentions the same thing happened to her. Meanwhile Andy just sounds like a crazy person ranting about demons and orgies in the woods, and people see him for what he looks like! -
True Blood: Hard-Hearted Hannah (S2E6) 11.03.2026 1u 3minEWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then! Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & Steve's marriage starts to show. Back in Bon Temps Tara and Eggs are treated to bitchmade behavior when the water heater gives out. Arlene and Terry continue their flirtmance, and sam says some truly fucked up shit that would definitely get his employer ass sued! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina admits that she would clap erasers with Eric, Ash gets the ick from Bill's behavior, and Mikie wants to unheard the dreadful noises coming out of black eyed Arlene! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! -
True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5) 04.03.2026 1u 17minThis episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!) And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!
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