Rude Tales of Magic

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  Long Weekend 04.08.2026 1u 3min

  Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm a guy who hates compelling narratives!
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  [Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises! 31.07.2026 8min

  The Podcasting Gods have come down from Mount Podlympus and taken the shape of swans to bestow upon you this bonus game. Enjoy, mortals! What wisdom, your Gods must have, to record a podcast so timely!
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  Heroes Don't Suck 21.07.2026 52min

  The Chess Club would hate it if you listened to this episode. Unless...that's one of their deft gambits, tricking you into listening to the episode??
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  What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly? 07.07.2026 1u 9min

  The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find out. And so will you, if you just hit 'play' on your podcast app of your choosing! Go ahead, do it!
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  [Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson! 30.06.2026 10min

  As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time? It's filled with Elderberry Cordial! Following our legendary, original Rodents & Chivalry game, Branson boldly takes the DM chair and presents his own adventure in a mouse-filled alley. Join, Ali, Tim, and Joe in this thrilling preview of RODENTS AND CHIVALRY 2!
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  Gulp 23.06.2026 1u 1min

  Some things are hard to swallow.
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  Soup Du Jour 09.06.2026 50min

  Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow!
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  [Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas! 02.06.2026 11min

  RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS SUBSCRIBE FOR THE FULL EP- THIS A PREVIEW!
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  Auditions 26.05.2026 1u 2min

  Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!
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  Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La! 12.05.2026 1u

  Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what is still open this late?
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  [Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson! 05.05.2026 10min

  Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
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  Something Amazing 28.04.2026 1u

  Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling?
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  Text Education 14.04.2026 53min

  Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there...
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  [Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson! 07.04.2026 8min

  Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
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  Life is a Hallway 31.03.2026 1u 1min

  The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored.
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  [New Campaign Premiere] An Odd Event 17.03.2026 1u 4min

  Ah, Sophomore year. For many American High Schoolers, it truly is one of the most Second High School Years. It certainly is for Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher), and Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore). But what if a school year was more than just "the second one"? What if it was the start of a strange adventure testing their potential, their bonds of friendship, and the very limits of imagination? That would be a podcast I'd listen to- I'd tell you that!
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  BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: COMING TUESDAY MARCH 17 12.03.2026 1min

  Summer's over, losers! Get in!Coming this Tuesday, March 17th, is the premiere of our next thrilling Rude Tale: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH.Action! Adventure! Suburbs! Mystery! Drama! Extracurriculars! All this and more comes to your precious ears in a few short days, as we begin the saga that is sophomore year for Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore), Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), and Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher). And with DM Tim Platt in charge, you can bet that these three will need more than a bell to save them... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  BLUE KINDNESS HIGH SESSION ZERO w/Tim, Ali, Branson, and Joe! 03.03.2026 1u 15min

  Blue Kindness High is almost here! Ali, Branson, and Joe sit down with our Game Master Tim Platt to reveal their characters, their secrets, and—buckle up!—their favorite high school classes!!
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  UNLOCKED! Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36 & Campaign Wrap-Up 27.02.2026 1u 51min

  Out from behind the walls of Patreon, it's Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36, the whole campaign, and what's next...
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  BONUS Game: Sense & Feelings! 19.02.2026 1u 45min

  REGENCY ENGLAND: When the three youngest Godzilla sisters attend a Garden Party given by their elder sister, will they be able to find the eligible suitors of their dreams? Or will their hopes for advantageous marriages gulp go up in flames?? Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as they bring you a wickedly twisted Austen tale and play the ttrpg Sense & Feelings!