Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
Land Verenigde Staten
Genres Komedie, Kunst
Taal EN-US
Afleveringen 382
Laatste 04.08.2026

Each week, three pop culture agents—Jim, Jason, and Joseph—receive orders from a radioactive future to submit Top 5 lists on mundane topics from the late 20th and early 21st centuries. The podcast humorously explores how the future sucks and aims to change that through their lists.

Afleveringen

  • Crispy Coated Robots #337 - Best Breakfast Scenes in Movies 04.08.2026 22min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies. Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have. Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am. I think I stepped on a tack! Hold the chicken between your legs. Ktarian Eggs Salmonella never looked so inspirational. Meryl Streep plays the worst moth...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #336 - Best 80s Montage 28.07.2026 29min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s. Squeal like an alien, boy! Little Pug on the Prairie. Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema. You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance. Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbed by Jim to see Rocky III at the movies. The montage was filled with so much testosterone, the volleyb...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #335 - Best Plane Scenes in Movies 21.07.2026 28min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Please don't call this episode Shirley. Jason, Jim, and Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes. Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side. Talk to me Goose! Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk. Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag. What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel? Do you like gladiators?
  • Crispy Coated Robots #334 - Best Tennis Scenes in Movies/TV 14.07.2026 30min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode plays with two bounces. Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV. Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage. Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints. Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis. Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene. Cleveland wins the pennant! I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WITH G...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #333 - Best Police Department in Movies/TV 07.07.2026 27min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties. What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld? Why was C...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #332 - Most Patriotic Movies 30.06.2026 34min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Get ready for the Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections... Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench... Babe Ruth acting... Joseph shirtless... Ji...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #331 - Best Cooks/Chefs in Movies/TV 23.06.2026 27min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI. Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs. Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one. “I'm just a cook.” You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore. The B-word is offensive. Stuff it Flo!!! Gene Scallop Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day. Joseph stresses out watching what happens in the back of a kitchen. Good ...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #330 - Best Movie Villains Who Never Killed Anyone 16.06.2026 32min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone. Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon". Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes. Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students. Zuckerberg... just a bad guy. They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it. Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to ...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #329 - Best Pizza Scenes in Movies 09.06.2026 22min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less! Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes. It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage. Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break. No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good. Dude!!! Sweet!!! Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest) Boss, you're delicious. Learning about Cuba and having some food. Why no brothers on the wall? Wh...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #328 - Best Movie Homages in a Sitcom 02.06.2026 33min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode never has to practice Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes. Jason takes pride in actually working on his list. Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North. Banger in the mouth! Cape Feare (yes, with an E) Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..." The Magic Loogie Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode. Who is responsib...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #327 - Best Ball Scenes in Movies/TV 26.05.2026 27min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan) Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV. Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy. Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes. Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball. Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house". The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! Wonde...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #326 - Best Dirty Cops in Movies/TV 19.05.2026 31min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots yep
  • Crispy Coated Robots #325 - Best TV Moms 12.05.2026 32min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms. Night mowing is back!!! More dumb stuff. I don't care for Gob. Damn, damn, damn!!! Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression. What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV? What is a Cowsill?
  • Crispy Coated Robots #324 - Best Uncle in Movies/TV 05.05.2026 29min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce! Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles. Tupperware and breast enhancement pills. Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle He's a nice Jewish superhero. Get away, Nerd! It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K. Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best! Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph? What am I gonna' do all ...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #323 - Best Romantic Triangle Movies 28.04.2026 32min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!) Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships. Jason has no idea how DTF ends. No saving a cat and hurting a dog. Jim stays awake for the entire episode. That hack, Taylor Swift. That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes. Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones. Gustafson, I put a fish in your ...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #322 - Best Jack Nicholson Movies 21.04.2026 30min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light. Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters. So many great characters. So many bad impressions. Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes. She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. That's a nice suit. Sam! You're my number one guy! Joseph goe...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #321 - Best Dramatic Actors in Comedy 14.04.2026 27min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is for all you "little brains". Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors. The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy. Yes. We think you're amusing. Especially when you try to say the word "youths". Don't call him Shirley. By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings. Sharting makes it back to the episode. The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell. Which obvious choic...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #320 - Best Sock Scenes in Movies/TV 07.04.2026 24min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun) Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks. Jason gets mugged! Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog. Archie was right. You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes. Code 2319! Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen. Sticky bomb socks. I like to treat my feet as indi...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #319 - Best Trucker Movie 31.03.2026 31min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows. Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds. Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Joseph Johnson, not impressed. Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs. Jason is still saddened by Jim's refusal to watch Mad Max: Fury Road. Jason has a very low bar...
  • Crispy Coated Robots #318 - Best Ceremony Scenes in Movies/TV 24.03.2026 26min
    www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode mentions The Godfather a few times. Just a few times. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes. Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium. Give some respect to Jack Klugman! Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time Joseph gets to reminisce about one of his favorite SNL commercial...

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