The Two Pints Podcast!

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  Back to the 90s: A Swift Half 22.05.2026 13min

  It’s Swift Half Time - so more of your listener questions. On this episode…Time Travel, Mastermind Subjects and why were the 1990s so much fun……we’ll try and remember!We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comW&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Joy of Summer 18.05.2026 37min

  Summer is nearly here and with it a trip down memory lane on this week’s podcast. Holiday camps, tents in the garden, frog spawn, playing Footy till it got dark, talent shows and tickling fish! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  60 years of hurt 15.05.2026 9min

   This year it’s 60 years since England won the World Cup, so can they do it this summer in USA, and is it tainted by having a German Manager at the helm. We have a chat about that AND is Carrick the man to take United forward. Join us for a swift half at the Mason’s Arms in Mayfair, a Greene King Pub…We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Freebies, Farts and Fifty 11.05.2026 42min

  Will recently turned 50 - he hasn't mentioned it much - so it was only fair to let him wang on about the party he had…..and all the freebies he blagged! Plus Ralf the fashion icon, poo bags, romantic nights out in Asda, the problem with learning lines and do we both need a ‘wind sock’ for our balls?We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half 08.05.2026 12min

  Whaeeeeey….it’s Friday so it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ and that means more of your listener questions. On this episode we actually managed to get through more than one question including…..a very problematic ‘Would you Rather?, Darts Songs and the perfect age. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Prenups, Parking and Poo. 05.05.2026 35min

  We’re back in the pub where we bump into our future selves (it’s a long story and certainly confused Will - which isn’t hard) to chat Celebrity Prenups, parking problems, unprofessional behaviour on stage and excessive force when pooing! So just the usual stuff you’d discuss while having a couple of pints! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half. 01.05.2026 12min

  A Swift Half in the pub for a Friday. This week more of your listener questions - although being really honest we only got through one question before we went off on one and somehow ended up discussing full frontal nudity, intimacy co-ordinators and stunt doubles. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Back Home in the Pub. 27.04.2026 51min

  We’re back and in our second home…the Pub! Ralf is on Tour so Will headed to Cheltenham to meet him for 2 Pints and the usual mix of chat, banter and complete bollocks. This week….Will gives his ‘one sentence review’ of Ralf’s play, Pub Facts, Life after 50, Nicknames, Will the DJ and Eye Bags. Plus what caused a lot of listeners / viewers to get upset and have go???!This episode is sponsored by Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3 20.03.2026 16min

  Part 3 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. In this episode the big questions…'What’s the best gift they’ve given each other?’, ’Who’s the best driver?’, ‘Who snores the loudest?’ and ‘What’s the secret to a happy marriage?'We’re now going on a short break as Ralf is off on Tour around the country with ’The Spy Who Came in from The Cold’ - details below - but we’ll be back soon!https://spyonstage.com/W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2 18.03.2026 14min

  Part 2 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. On this episode they discuss their best qualities, who wears the trousers, who is the vainest and Celebrity crushes.Part 3 coming on Friday.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1 16.03.2026 14min

  A very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Sex Songs - A Swift Half 13.03.2026 15min

  A little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?' 11.03.2026 14min

  A bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Does Size Matter? 09.03.2026 44min

  For the first time in 7 Series Ralf has actually done some Podcast Prep, so strap yourself in as he takes us on a whirlwind tour of subjects including who is the most vain, what do women really think, what keeps you awake at night and how much are we allegedly worth?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half. 06.03.2026 12min

  Some great listener questions this week, thanks for sending them all in and apologies if we didn’t get round to yours, including Fantasy Podcast Hosts, Upcoming TV projects and Who would play us in Films?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?' 04.03.2026 14min

  On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ our Will has been down a bit of a ‘history wormhole’ to discover tales about Enlightenment, Devil Cats and the strange things the Romans did with urine. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports 02.03.2026 37min

  This week we agree to take on a very unusual, feet based, money making challenge! Plus what is the most boring sport in the world, weird trends and Only Fans. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  A Free Pass: A Swift Half 27.02.2026 12min

  Who would we be allowed to have a ‘free pass’ with for a night? Plus which Supermodel did Ralf meet and who is better at Sport? Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell? 25.02.2026 13min

  Fancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Vabbing and Scrabbing. 23.02.2026 40min

  This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.