The Wittering Whitehalls

The Inaugural DL Do! 15.05.2026 1min

Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from Melbourne's DL party at 21Soho in London. Be quick though... Tickets are very limited. You must be over 18 and terms & conditions apply. You can read them here: https://global.com/wittering-whitehalls-terms-and-conditions/Doors will open at 5pm, for the episode record at 6pm. So, who's in? Visit the following link to get your ticket!https://www.universe.com/events/the-wittering-whitehalls-dl-do-tickets-CQX12V

LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 14.05.2026 24min

So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts...The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 11.05.2026 47min

It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put your questions to him (not to mention some of their own). Is red wine good or bad? How much stress is too much? We might actually learn something!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional." 07.05.2026 23min

Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're doing, think again. Mr Whitehall agrees, not least because there's no way he'd give anything like this a go. Ever.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90 04.05.2026 41min

In any relationship, you’re going to find that recollections vary when it comes to telling a good story… When you’ve been married for 40 years, there can be huge gaps in the combined memory and the story is different every time! This week: Great appreciation for the engineering of the 20th century and a monk who’s apparently been teaching since the 1950s!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done." 30.04.2026 27min

There's an air of chaos and urgency at Whitehall Towers and it all feeds into this weeks Life Lesson. How good are you at completing tasks? Do you procrastinate or face it head on? Mrs Whitehall has some advice, though she doesn't necessarily heed it herself.The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! 27.04.2026 46min

Mrs Whitehall has gone on about the ruby for ALMOST as long as she went on about meeting Jamie Vardy.... But, has it happened? Did Mr Whitehall do good?! Plus... Why turning 30 is GREAT and what to do if you've got (naughty) noisy neighbours... How embarrassing!The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way." 23.04.2026 19min

We're at the school gates and things are getting awkward for this weeks DL... It's one thing dealing with kids, but how are you supposed to deal with their parents?!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up 20.04.2026 42min

Mr & Mrs Whitehall met Andrew Castle this week and apparently Mrs Whitehall was a BIG fan. Plus, what to do in an incredibly embarrassing situation and why an all inclusive holiday can be made stressful.✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!" 16.04.2026 21min

You'll NEVER guess who used to own Whitehall Towers... How has this only just come out now?! Play a game with yourself and have a guess before you listen. This week, a DL needs pepping up for a new job... You can do it!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team 13.04.2026 44min

It's true to say that Mr & Mrs Whitehall are not, traditionally, 'pub people', but if they were called upon to form a pub quiz team, who would get the nod?! Plus, a moderate-to-large rant about the Thames rowers at this time of year...✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls".This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound." 09.04.2026 23min

Amongst Mr Whitehall's many interests, he has a bit of a thing for clocks. Mrs Whitehall isn't fussed either way, but she knows a thing or two about another topic in this weeks bonus and that's collecting randoms... She has an ever-growing list!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle 06.04.2026 42min

The Wittering Whitehalls, still at the BBH (Banbury Bolthole) come to you with another romp through the emails inbox. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a vicar? Have you ever considered becoming a Monk? Michael Whitehall has...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack." 02.04.2026 23min

FIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible weight gaining journey has taken him now!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz 30.03.2026 43min

Mr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from the other side.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note." 26.03.2026 26min

This weeks bonus episode is frothing with very exciting ideas and it's not short on advice either... What are your unexpected must-haves?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES! 23.03.2026 38min

What is the traditional gift for a 40th wedding anniversary? If you didn't already know, this episode will tell you in no uncertain terms: It's RUBIES. Plus, a wonderful idea inspired by DL Sally in Melbourne and an eagle-eyed DL who wants answers.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile." 19.03.2026 28min

Because The Wittering Whitehalls has been trucking on for so long, there are lots of well-established traditions that we all love. This week, it's one of those "Mr Whitehall becomes exasperated reading a particularly long email" times. You've got to love those.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads 16.03.2026 42min

Mrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not going to the Brits. Plus, what really happened at the emu farm and why might your podcasts gone a bit lumpy?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath." 12.03.2026 19min

Do you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comOr, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.