2 Broke Twimbos

Episoder

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  The Unclean Scene Episode 22.08.2026 2t 26min

  Ahoy to you comrades and property owners! The boys are back with a bumper episode! This one has everything, from a deep dive on the trending Lindsay Clancy situation, to an analysis of Zim events like Kabza de Small club nights, and Teen Fest's with... worrying headliners, to rugby teams living in ghost houses, worrying things all round, but nevertheless, enjoy!
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  The Pay Through Your Nose Episode 14.08.2026 1t 34min

  Fellow comrades and non-receivers of vehicular gifts, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again to knock down global ignorance with the sledgehammer of podcasting! This week, the pair discuss the terrible tragedy of the Kariba Ferry, the ongoing InDrive wars between Harare City Council and e-hailing service users, Thomas Mapfumo beefing with his nephew, why we’re still going to have to go through the humiliation ritual of applying for visas, and how to tell if this was written by AI or not. Enjoy!
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  The Gone From Home Episode 07.08.2026 1t 34min

  The 2 Broke Twimbos have formally put forward their interest to FIFA in buying stakes in the World Cup. This episode of the podcast also explores the aftermath of Zimfest in the UK, the postponement of HIFA (which should have been happening as we speak), the mining of gold in someone’s back yard and Dan finally watched The Odyssey in full IMAX (as Nolan intended). Enjoy!
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  The Oddi And The Even Episode 24.07.2026 1t 36min

  Ladies, gentlemen and AI agents! Welcome to another episode of the only podcast that should be listened to in IMAX 70mm (as Dan & Phil intended). The boys are back, and Dan shares his experience with Hermes, while Phil shares his experience with Odysseus. Also, what's going on with Holy Ten? We speak to the Queen of Skies about her trip on Air Zimbabwe to London. And your tech ombudsmen break down the story of OpenAI's models that went "rogue" and hacked into Hugging Face. Enjoy!
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  The Its Goating Home Episode 17.07.2026 2t 1min

  Well fry that patty up and slap it between 2 black buns because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Dan & Phil celebrate the new Recording Academy Class of 2026 before checking out updates on the Lebo M v Learnmore Jonasi case, and some follow-up discussions on the anti-immigrant marches in South Africa. Then, is Thomas Mapfumo in the wrong for accepting a millie? What's going on with this Ndodana Mkhanyisi Tshuma case?? Is FIFA favouring Argentina in the World Cup? And we even have time to talk about Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey! Enjoy!
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  The When They Go Slow We Go Slow Episode 03.07.2026 1t 33min

  We have a new episode, Thank The Patrons! (Some of them) Dan & Phil return with some spirited debates about many important issues: from the anti-immigration protests in South Africa to protests against reality TV shows in Zimbabwe. Should Zimbabwean events boycott South African artists? Should you sell your parent's housse for Fable 5? Should you just build an underground bunker? All these questions answered and more, enjoy!
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  To Live and Die in Aiiii Episode 26.06.2026 1t 41min

  Boys & Girls, everything is alright again, the 2BT boys are back with another sports science analysis of the World Cup to date. Dan & Phil examine some moral (and magical) quandaries arising from the football, some questions about the music industry like why did Lizzo go triple paper clip? And what is going on with Credo V Daniels and his suspicious music? And of course, the tech ombudsmen analyze what's going on with Polymarket's fake influencers, and the SpaceX stock market fall. Lot's to enjoy!
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  The Waka Maka Episode 19.06.2026 1t 30min

  Go sports! Yay team! Dan & Phil are back for a fresh new instalment of your favourite dedicated Jonasi-hater themed podcast. In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, the dynamic duo react to the viral sensation that is Sue Nyathi's Netfilx-adaptation of her book The Polygamist, then they review the experience of the World Cup so far. There's room to wax lyrical as tech ombudsmen about the big AI companies and their shenanigans this week, from Anthropic's clash with the US Government over Claude Fable 5, to Open AI's leaked financials from their iPO filing. And also... how much should domestic workers be paid? Enjoy!
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  The Greens with Envi Episode 12.06.2026 1t 27min

  New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa vs Mexico, and a deep dive into the SpaceX IPO and the state of AI and tech. Fun times. Enjoy!
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  The Prompt But Delay Episode 05.06.2026 1t 43min

  Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a lot more! Enjoy!
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  The Gunning for Gooners Episode 22.05.2026 1t 42min

  CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy!
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  The Sand in The Soap Box Episode 15.05.2026 53min

  Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some clever ways of getting around restrictions on generosity. Enjoy!
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  The Fare is Foul Episode 02.05.2026 1t 41min

  Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and... inDrive fares! Enjoy!
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  The Rise and Appeal Episode 18.04.2026 1t 18min

  Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!
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  The Punctual Pullout Episode 10.04.2026 1t 41min

  The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!
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  The Crowned Wince Episode 03.04.2026 1t 23min

  Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!
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  The Oh Father Guard Episode 28.03.2026 1t 36min

  Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy!
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  The CAF Aye OLAY Episode 20.03.2026 1t 46min

  The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy!
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  The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode 13.03.2026

  Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy!
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  The Roaring 20s Episode 06.03.2026 2t

  Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP Showmax. Enjoy!