Fin vs History

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  9/11 at 3 miles an hour | The Battle of Trafalgar (Part 5/10) 14.09.2026 56min

  This was the best day to be a shark. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Five) Get Fin's book in audio form here! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: Chapters: 00:00 - Britain Stands Alone 04:43 - Hold Your Breath 09:47 - Test Cricket Benny Hill 13:30 - He’s Gonna Get Me! 17:45 - Stephen Hawking 24:02 - SpitRake 30:21 - Sunday Buttplug 33:47 - The Tire Change 39:46 - Bucket List Stuff 42:06 - Gutted Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  We’re All Cucks, But Some Of Us Never Found the Right Chair | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 4/10) 10.09.2026 1t 3min

  There’s a cuck inside us all.   The Napoleonic Wars (Part Four)    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - It’s Dad’s Night   03:24 - Intellectual Slaggery  10:23 -  A Proud Cuck  16:24 - The Devils Threesome  19:38 -  Rock And A Hard Place  23:21 - Drinking The River Nile  27:28 - The Signet Ring  31:50 - Stuck In A Portaloo  39:22 - Crayfish Picking   46:26 - Charlie’s Lizard  48:56 - Finleonic Code  52:33 - Gavin Plumb  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  When Phone-Tapping Was Honourable | The Battle of The Nile (Part 3/10) 07.09.2026 55min

  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.   Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ ⁠You Cannot Rob A Bossman.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Three). The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor   Chapters: 00:00 - They Bodied   02:44 - Auto Erotic Hum Actually 05:46 - Sacre Blut 10:08 -  Chinese Security Guard   17:10 - Did You Know That? 20:02 - Adrian Chiles 24:03 - Never Rob A Bossman   27:53 - Biscuits 31:04 - Bust For Your Country 37:19 - 18th Century 9/11 41:17 - Blinded By Greatness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  A JackAss-ian Figure | Horatio Nelson (Part 2/10) 03.09.2026 50min

  You must hate the french like you hate the devil.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor   This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Who’s That Up There?   05:45 - They’re Noises 09:05 - Captain Suckling 12:09 - Jackass But Drama 16:54 - Dull As Dishwater 20:54 - Solid As A Rock 26:16 - A Ship of The Line   31:05 - He’s A Man Of Action 35:31 - He’s Got Big Balls 39:54 - Such A Bloke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  History To Corner Women To | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 1/10) 31.08.2026 1t 3min

  Introducing Napoleon, the man who invented propaganda.    The Napoleonic Wars (Part One)   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Opening Animation 1:21 - It’s Time For The Boys 06:24 - The Glorious Death 10:52 - French Hitler 16:13 - He’s Like Messi  18:21 - He Looks Like He Smells 21:41 - You’ll See 24:44 - He Wrote Smut 27:51-  What’s Scabies?  32:44 - She Had Black Teeth 38:23 - Real History  42:54 - The Mental Health Guy 47:58 - I Could Do This  50:51 - Napoleon’s Dog 53:45 - Josephine’s Affair  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Feminist Destroyed By Truth and Logic (and a Horse) | The Suffragettes (Part 2) 27.08.2026 54min

  Get The Vag In. #KeepPoliticsOutOfHorseracing     The Suffragettes (Part Two)   Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.     The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - Do Girls Do That?   05:46 - This Is Terrorism   07:59 - Sexy Calling Card  11:38 - Sex Tourism Is Necessary  14:02 - Duck Duck Goose   17:20 - Get The Vag In  19:39 - A Lone Growler   22:49 - This Is Such A Mess   28:15 - Who Married A Horse?   32:21 - Death By Misadventure  38:19 - Deeds Not Words   42:37 - Still Holding On   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Weaponised Girl Dinner | The Suffragettes (Part 1) 24.08.2026 1t 5min

   Introducing The Suffragettes, AKA the first annoying women.    The Suffragettes (Part One)    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠   Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  Chapters: 00:00  - Fannyban  05:33 - You Can’t Imprison Your Wife?   07:47 - Stand Up!  10:34 - The First Fanny  16:38 - Awoo!!  20:46 - Spit On That Thang  23:55 - I Paid For Everything  28:02 - Weaponising Girl Dinner  32:48 - Jumped Off?  37:21 - Jiu Jitsu  39:54 - Bit Burpy  46:55 - Male Suffragettes  51:06 - Emily Spankhurst  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  A Beached Lager Whale | Henry VIII (Part 4/4) 20.08.2026 44min

  You know what they say, one woman's ick is another woman's kink. Henry VIII (Part Four) Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Henry’s Therapy 03:44 - The Ambassador Of Gout 08:35 - The Divorced Dad 13:19 - Walking Food Bin 19:53 - That’s My Boat 25:47 - The Golden Age Of Uncles 28:32 - Whale On A Beach 32:38 - Personal Growth  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Jacamo King With a Food Bin For A Leg | Henry VIII (Part 3/4) 17.08.2026 53min

  Henry's back, and he's fallen off his lime bike. Henry VIII (Part Three) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Lime Bike Leg 03:35 - Prada Willy 06:38 - A Suckling Sumo Wrestler 07:26 - Dog Breath 11:35 - Cut It Off 16:34 - He’s A Feminist  20:43 - She’s A Hoarder 23:10 - Horrible Stew 27:31 - Quill Stuff 29:16 - The Cod Piece Enthusiast  36:28 - She’s Not A Laugh 39:41 - No Means No 43:52 - An Episode Of Scrubs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Anne Boleyn, Sexual Terrorist (with Jamie Hutchinson!) | Henry VIII (Part 2/4) 13.08.2026 53min

  Um actually, the straightest thing you can do is be with a bloke. Henry VIII (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - It’s A Facade 03:38 - What’s Going On There? 07:06 - Bonnie Blue Balls 09:28 - Super Chin 13:41 - He’s New Money 19:17 - We Don’t Know His Side 21:16 - Please Touch It 24:26 - Biblical Sodomy 31:21 - Blinded By C*m 35:04 - Girls Are Cold 38:58 - Sexual Deviants 43:24 - This B*tch!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  England’s Own African Dictator | Henry VIII (Part 1/4) 10.08.2026 58min

  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Welcome to the golden age of manspreading. Henry VIII (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Fat Hero 04:01 - The West Has Fallen 05:55 - Monkey Poo 09:42 - Real Tennis 12:57 - Turkish Mad & Sad 15:42 - Couldn’t Hack It 19:03 - You Had One Job 21:05 - Stop Asking Historians  24:46 - I Like Them Stinky 28:14 - The Spanish Milf 30:41 - Milk Gone Bad 33:08 - Woof Woof 37:10 - The Sexual Terrorist  40:32 - Transformational Blue Balls 43:36 -  Truffling Away 47:16 - That’s A Good Friend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Can You Separate The Fart From The Fartist? (With Bebe Cave) | Great Artists: Picasso 06.08.2026 1t 7min

  Picasso's ideal woman? Goddess in the streets, doormat in the sheets. Great Artists (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Ski Trip 05:56 - Goddesses And Doormats 12:38- Sucking C*ck 18:55 - Cumbuckets 22:19 - Awoo!! 25:26 - Fat Elvis 29:44 - Gouge Their Eyes Out 34:22 - He Loved It 41:39 - It’s Like Love Island 45:04 - Successfully Yeah 50:01 - Italy Is A Wet Suit  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  An Upskirt Caricaturist | Great Artists: Van Gogh 03.08.2026 1t

  We are allies of the LGBT community. Great Artists (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - I Don’t Dream 05:30 - Edinburgh Whinge Festival  10:50 - French Upskirting 13:40 - A Difficult Pint 17:53 - He’s Binary 21:51 - He’s An Incel  25:07 - Not Today  28:47 - Fin’s School Trip 33:58 - Bullet Bullet Bullet 36:46 - Charlie’s Favourite Color 38:57 - It’s Crap 41:58 - Hitler’s Biopic 49:55 - He Can’t Even Kill Himself  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Hiroshima That Turned Vikings Into Latté-Papas | The Great Northern War 30.07.2026 59min

  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Um actually, we winter in Ukraine. The Great Northern War (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Ozempic Economy  05:33 - WhatsApping God 11:55 - Fox Tossing 15:09 - Take Your Pants Off 22:33 - Regional Gang Bang 26:46 - Latte Papa 31:04 - Tom And Jerry Stuff  35:07 - A Generationally Bad Hairline 39:43 - Korean Borat 44:22 - He Volleys It 46:20 - Friendship Hotel 51:00 - Pre-Cranberry Juice  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Timeless Comedy of Baking Dwarves Into Pies | Peter The Great 27.07.2026 55min

  Warning, the rabbits in this series have not been cooked properly. The Great Northern War (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Truss Is Britain  03:33 - It’s A Whole Team 07:18 - Russia Is Russia-ing 10:56 - No He’s Fine!  14:44 - Post Stamp Clarity 18:03 - She’s The Box 20:50 - Give Dwarfs The Roles 23:52 - Beavo’s Front Line 27:35 - The Graceful Retirement  30:09 - Horatio’s Entourage 34:46 - Exposure Therapy 39:28 - The Beard Tax 41:21 - Charlie’s Crime  46:56 - Bibs!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Let the Rabbit See The Dog (with Ania Magliano!) | The History of Beauty Standards (Part 2) 23.07.2026 1t 5min

  Buckle up, we’ve entered the empathy void.     Beauty Standards (Part Two)  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - Bollocks  04:03 - Just The Tip  09:39 - Practical Muscles  14:06 - The Ultimate Triangle  17:07 - Money Talks  21:14 - Trail Mix  29:02 - The Irish Head  34:36 - And A Thumb  36:19 - Fin’s Beard  41:06 - Brazilian Brain Lift   43:45 - The Denim Phrenology   46:42 - The Cheeseburger  52:04 - Hair’s Back  57:17 - Beckham’s Cornrows    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Big Botticelli Gyal (with Paddy Young!) | The History of Beauty Standards (Part 1) 20.07.2026 1t 8min

  Paddy joins us fresh from the salons as we find out that, in conclusion, there are no stunners.     The History of Beauty Standards (Part One)  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.    For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠   Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  00:00 - The Samurai Injury  08:25 - The Ideal Woman   12:12 - I’m Jealous  16:32 - The Bush Is Back   19:28 - Dream Job  23:32 - Fat Guy Drip   26:06 - Softly Serving C*nt  29:36 - There’s no real stunners  34:36 - He’s A Polymath  38:32 - Our First Phrenology   44:36 - We’re Young Boys  48:31 - I Feel Skinny  52:47 - Supersize Vs Super Skinny  54:49 - It Was An Opposite Decade  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Brazilian Dignitas | The Berlin Wall 16.07.2026 59min

  Sorry Elvis, your hip gyrations are not welcome here. The Berlin Wall (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh  Chapters: 00:00 -  A Horny German 05:24 - Angry Diners 08:40 - He’s A Puddle 14:11 - And That 19:17 - Communist Butlins 29:48 - The communist Car 34:17 - Stasi P*rn  39:05 - Charlie’s Balls 41:25 - State Sanctioned Transitions 47:21 - The Coffee Crisis  51:08 - Rebuild The Wall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  What You Do In Your Own Home Is All Of My Business | East Germany & The Stasi 13.07.2026 1t 3min

  Introducing the stasi, the original love bombers. The GDR (Part One) The makers of Fin vs History are bringing you a new show! Introducing Paddy Will Help, the show that will solve all your problems, hosted by SNL UK’s Paddy Young! Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/show/033KELw8iArM2TMTAMkriK?si=GOeFl3qWQI2FzVHu4G605g The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh  Chapters: 00:00 - The Original Rose Garden 04:48 - Just In Case 10:01 - They’re In The Dust  13:01 - Aspirational Dad 17:14 - Genocide Takes Admin  19:36 - Not My Department 23:40 -  Stop Comparing Yourself 25:58 - America Is The Enemy 28:07 - Very Very German 32:04 - Nazi Paedophile Informants 35:45 - The Wall Of Smells 43:43 - Gay Nightclubs 49:15 - OG Lovebombing  53:40 - A Wall Is Built  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Captain Tom, Garden Fox (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 4/4) 09.07.2026 1t 10min

  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.   Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠  Let's talk about male mental health. Monty & Rommel (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  00:00 - Thigh Mogging 06:24 - Come On Lads 11:02 - The Mafia Tax 18:42 - Barely Legal Bruce Forsyth 21:28 - The Pretend Army  26:22 - I Bet His Wee Smells  30:14 - Employ Flamethrowers  33:14 - He’s A Hippie  35:26 - Hitler’s Lashed Out  40:50 - More Army Than Nazi 46:51 - Fuck Eisenhower 51:20 - Monty’s Cooking 55:20 - It’s A Party For Us  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices