SCP Archives

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• SCP-4004: “A Dream Come True” 02.07.2026 41min

  SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America.
• SCP-8081: “The 80’s Cycle” 25.06.2026 29min

  SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia.
• SCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen” 18.06.2026 29min

  SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site.
• SCP-7002: “The Hungry Season” 11.06.2026 35min

  SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted.
• SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts" 04.06.2026 23min

  SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint.
• SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red” 28.05.2026 57min

  SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.
• SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive 21.05.2026 32min

  I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.
• Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review 14.05.2026 42min

  "Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."
• Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night 12.05.2026 25min

  "Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"
• Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement 07.05.2026 23min

  "Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"
• Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often? 30.04.2026 25min

  "SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."
• Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications 23.04.2026 25min

  “He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”
• Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month 16.04.2026 27min

  "Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"
• Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad 09.04.2026 31min

  "Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"
• Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous 02.04.2026 32min

  "January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
• Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts 26.03.2026 37min

  "Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
• Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S. 19.03.2026 35min

  "This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
• Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M. 12.03.2026 31min

  "Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
• Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation 05.03.2026 29min

  "Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Matt Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen
• Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House 04.03.2026 35min