The Musers The Podcast

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  Cowboys Weekly - Cowboy Cookie Monster 20.08.2026 1t 11min

  August 20, 2026 - On Rowdy’s 30th birthday, George and Bob investigate the suspicious link between the Cowboys mascot and a 30-year Super Bowl drought. They also break down the encouraging preseason win in Seattle, Camden Brown’s roster push, the backup quarterback race, what Von Miller can still bring to Dallas, and the wild 1976 clash between Clint Longley and Roger Staubach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  On the Move - Episode 55 19.08.2026 57min

  August 19, 2026 - Moving can be an adventure, a trauma or somehow both. Gordon, George and Junior revisit the childhood relocations that uprooted their lives, the loneliness of being the new kid, and the friendships and careers that grew from changes they never wanted. They also consider how moving affected their own children, why Americans are staying put longer, and whether a painful move can still lead you exactly where you belong. Plus, a listener’s unforgettable Rolling Stones story, and one deeply uncomfortable hypothetical. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Cowboys Weekly - 10 Years of Dak 13.08.2026 1t 4min

  August 13, 2026 - Football is back, which means it’s time for Football Friends. George and Bob dig into Quinnen Williams’ new deal, the evolving Micah Parsons trade, and why the Cowboys defense is starting to look a little different. Plus, a trip back to Dak Prescott’s eye-opening 2016 preseason debut, the Romo/Dak Ring of Honor debate, and some truly painful numbers behind the Cowboys’ 30-year championship drought. Can Brian Schottenheimer finally change how this story ends? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Concert or Show? - Episode 54 12.08.2026 1t 2min

  August 12, 2026 - The Musers look back on a lifetime of concerts, from their nervous first shows and camping out overnight for tickets to the best, worst and loudest performances they’ve ever seen. They also get into aging bands, stadium shows, ear damage, obnoxious crowds, four-hour Springsteen marathons and the strange line between seeing a “concert” and just seeing a “show.” themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Cowboys Weekly - Live From Oxnard! 06.08.2026 1t 6min

  August 6, 2026 - Our Football Friends reunite at Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, where the optimism feels unusually earned. They break down Christian Parker’s rebuilt, disguise-heavy defense, the instant impact of Caleb Downs and an upgraded roster that may finally be equipped to make the most of Dak Prescott’s shrinking championship window. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Jerry's World - Episode 53 05.08.2026 49min

  August 5, 2026 - From Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, the Musers examine Jerry Jones’ complicated legacy. He transformed the NFL’s television, sponsorship and stadium business, built the Cowboys into a global empire, and still hasn’t taken them back to an NFC Championship Game in 30 years. Plus, a listener adds a key detail to Craig’s hotel-bathroom road-trip hack. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Cowboys Weekly - Jub's Prediction 30.07.2026 1t 9min

  July 30, 2026 - Football Friends is back. George and Bob kick off the 2026 Cowboys season with training camp underway, optimism rising, and a defense rebuilt from the ground up. They dig into Brian Schottenheimer, Christian Parker, the new personnel on defense, the biggest questions heading to Oxnard, and whether George is really sticking with that Super Bowl prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Heartbreak & Hantavirus - Episode 52 29.07.2026 58min

  Heartbreak, Hantavirus and questionable life choices. The Musers swap stories of love gone wrong, Gordo wonders if he’s been “hanta'd-up,” and the conversation detours through rodent droppings, broken appliances, modern cars and P1 road-trip memories. merch and stuff at: themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Roadtrips - Episode 51 22.07.2026 57min

  July 22, 2026 - The Musers are back from summer break and taking a ride through the great American road trip, from crushed-velvet Buicks and hand-drawn maps to Stuckey’s stops, backseat border disputes and the family throw-up bucket.  themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Live Show, Part 2 - Episode 50 08.07.2026 1t 5min

  July 8, 2026 - This is Part 2 of TMTP LIVE, recorded in front of a sold out audience at the Kessler Theater. Gordon's turn as he both reflects on his relationship with Craig and George, then turns to the audience for a hilarious round of Q&A. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Live Show, Part 1 - Episode 49 24.06.2026 1t 3min

  June 24, 2026 - Recorded live on May 21st, at the historic Kessler Theater, Craig, George and Gordon celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary by recording a two hour session in front of a sold out audience. Part two will drop on Wednesday, July 8th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Summertime - Episode 48 17.06.2026 51min

  June 17, 2026 - Is summer really the greatest season, or are we all just nostalgic for being kids? George, Craig and Gordon settle in for a surprisingly passionate debate over summer versus fall, childhood vacations, cookouts, mosquitoes, long days, school calendars and why the first week of June still feels different. Along the way: new socks, dental hygienists, milk with dinner and some of the best summer trip memories they've ever had. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Gordo's Corner - Episode 47 10.06.2026 54min

  June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner. This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research. Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much privacy we've quietly surrendered, and leaves everyone with a piece of wisdom from Razor Ray that can't be unheard. As always, it's equal parts fascinating, ridiculous, and uniquely Gordo. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Squared Away - Episode 46 03.06.2026 55min

  June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List. From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control. Along the way there's lawnmower talk, car-washing obsessions, garage disasters, prostate exams, and the announcement of when you'll finally hear the sold-out Kessler live show. No life-changing advice. Just a collection of oddly satisfying ways to convince yourself you've got it all together. theMusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Your Worry Plate - Episode 45 27.05.2026 58min

  May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Gordo's Corner - Episode 44 20.05.2026 53min

  May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey.  themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Friends - Episode 43 13.05.2026 52min

  May 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history. Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Cowboys Weekly - Giving The Jones Credit 07.05.2026 47min

  May 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In". Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Time Travel - Episode 42 06.05.2026 1t 3min

  May 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life. The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time travel strategies. Along the way: bad decisions, worse hypotheticals, and at least one guaranteed way to die in 1875. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Cowboys Weekly - Did They Win the Draft? 30.04.2026 52min

  April 30, 2026 - The Cowboys made a move, landed Caleb Downs, and suddenly a fan base that usually braces for disappointment is allowing itself to feel something dangerous: optimism. Your Football Friends break down the draft haul, why Downs has people talking superstar before rookie camp, and whether Dallas may have actually changed course on defense. They also dig into Malachi Lawrence, Dee Winters, linebacker chaos, and the very real truth that all of this depends on new defensive coordinator Christian Parker being the real deal. For one week at least, Cowboys fans are allowed to dream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices