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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Look My Hairdresser In The Eye 23.07.2026 9min

  Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster. Mentions: Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Spotify) Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Apple) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Fleeced At The Canteen 20.07.2026 44min

  Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are a matching set. Revz has a bone to pick with the school canteen and how good was the hot cheese roll? Speaking of heaven, Gem went on a sensory adventure to the Epicurean buffet, before falling headfirst into her personal hell; life admin. Happy Tuesday DLs x #Notspon: R: Go-To Oil Over KD: Life Unhurried Sleep, Please - Check out our Amazon Storefront (including our Harris Farm favs) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: He's Obsessed With Saving Money 16.07.2026 15min

  This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Since When Are We In Charge? 13.07.2026 54min

  How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to be MIA. Plus, why does theatre feel like it's on life support? Can we blame cozzie livs for absolutely everything, and, as always, this episode ends up nowhere near where we started. #Notspon: R: Scarlet rechargeable heat pack G: Zone your car speakers. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: The MIL Economy 09.07.2026 9min

  Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sales July 7-13!) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  The Long Distance Relationship Game 06.07.2026 42min

  Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of Gem and Hubs. Gem dishes out all her long distance relationship tips, now that Revz is dealing with different time zones. Gem drops another health update and let's just say someone's crystals are copping the blame. Happy Tuesday DLs. May the school holidays be ever in your favour. #NotSpon:G: Benefit Lip Stain R: The Four Seasons on Netflix - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sale 7-13 July!) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Confess Now or Risk Wedding Chaos? 02.07.2026 13min

  This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Are you sitting down DLs? 29.06.2026 41min

  First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feelings are high, and as always, chaos has entered the chat. Keeping it spicy since day dot. Not Spon:G: Nicole Fendel Locket R: Claude - Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Babe, Please Give Me A Compliment 25.06.2026 16min

   Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  The DM That Wasn’t Meant For Us 22.06.2026 49min

  What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absolutely ruin the magic and she does not have time for it. Plus, Revz accidentally receives a DM that was very much not intended for her and what follows is equal parts high school bullshit, overthinking and group therapy. Not Spon:G: Nimble Activewear R: Follow @lifewith.annette - Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour 18.06.2026 14min

  This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  I Get Knocked Down... 15.06.2026 53min

  Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, or are they the only reason anyone under ten is wearing shoes? No seriously, if we don’t have bribes and rewards, how else do we get shit done?   Not Spon:G: No noise football  R: Mini Magnetic Tiles Travel Set (aff link) - Mentions: Watch "The Trenches" from Sorry For Existing 2024 Live Show Watch "Tonight" WDHTFT X Furnace and The Fundamentals from Who Is She? 2025 Live Show Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Can I Ditch Swimming Lessons? 11.06.2026 10min

  Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Theatre Nerds Do Sport Ball 08.06.2026 47min

  Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy’s got a passion and Gem’s trying to be supportive but has not got a f*cking clue. Revz has got questionable advice and tips for the best way to perform sport ball. Take it or (most likely) leave it. Notspon: G: Handbag organiser (aff link) R: Ezra Klein on Armchair Expert - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 7yo is Ashamed of her Body Hair 04.06.2026 12min

  This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes. 02.06.2026 31min

  Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.  - Mentions:  Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs  Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix Follow: @the_fifth_trimester LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to the TFT podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating 01.06.2026 43min

  Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her tennis talents.... or lack thereof. Happy Tuesday, DLs! Notspons: Gem: Studymate Pencil Case Set  Revz: Too Good To Go App (Game Changer!)  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm 29.05.2026 37min

  A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.  Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties? 28.05.2026 19min

  This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up? 27.05.2026 23min

  It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.  Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth? Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue’s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling’s success should never be the other’s undoing.   Netflix’s Kylie: https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657  - Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist  Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.