Don't Let the Neighbors Hear

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  HOW TO: win the mirror ball 12.09.2026 50min

  In this special Dancing with the Stars edition of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are getting ready for the return of the ballroom.With the new season just a few days away, the two build their dream DWTS casts, discuss their favorite pros and contestants, and relive some of the most iconic moments in the show's history.They also imagine what it would be like if they were cast on the show, from their dream partners and dance styles to the costumes they'd love to wear and the kind of contestants they think they’d be.Whether you're a DWTS obsessive like these two or someone who thinks you "don't watch dancing shows," this is your sign to join the ballroom.So grab your sequins, eavesdroppers. It's time to get on the dance floor. 
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  HOW TO: be the extremely unique part of the dynamic (ft. ivan leung) 05.09.2026 41min

  This week Paige and Jared sit down with the one and only, Ivan Leung. Ivan is an actor and the other part of the iconic duo behind Extremely Unique Dynamic. Ivan shares how he found his way into acting, including getting kicked out of multiple acting classes, but refusing to give up and becoming a working actor. He gives the eavesdroppers his side of the story behind making Extremely Unique Dynamic and what it was like bringing the film to life alongside his creative partner, Harrison Xu.And because this is Ivan we're talking about, the conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns along the way. It's hilarious, all over the place, and full of the kind of stories that make you wonder what he's going to say next.
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  HOW TO: say i do 29.08.2026 48min

  In this episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared say "I do" to talking about one of life's biggest productions: the wedding. After Jared kicks things off with a proposal that Paige definitely wasn't expecting, the two dive into their dream weddings and everything that comes with modern wedding culture. Eavesdroppers, no wedding opinion is safe.They put each other to the test with “Marry It or Leave It at the Altar” and “I Do or I Don’t,” where they react to wedding scenarios and discover just how strongly they feel about what should—and definitely should not—happen at a wedding.Whether you're planning your wedding, avoiding planning your wedding, or simply love having very strong opinions about someone else's, this episode is for you.
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  HOW TO: have an extremely unique dynamic (ft. harrison xu) 22.08.2026 52min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by filmmaker, actor, and voiceover artist Harrison Xu to talk about his Extremely Unique Dynamic — both on screen and off.Harrison takes Paige and Jared behind the scenes of his debut feature film, Extremely Unique Dynamic, from bringing the project to life to taking it through the film festival circuit. He also shares some jaw-dropping stories from his years working in the film and television industry — and trust us, eavesdroppers, these are stories we definitely don't want the neighbors to hear.They get into Harrison's journey from movie lover to working actor, voiceover artist, and film marketer along with the realities of navigating the industry, creating your own opportunities, and wearing a lot of creative hats along the way.It's candid, hilarious, and full of the kind of behind-the-scenes stories you usually don't hear about the film industry.https://www.harrisonxu.com/acting
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  HOW TO: be a gossip girl, xoxo 15.08.2026 47min

  xoxo, gossip girl, eavesdroppers! This week, Paige and Jared take you to the infamous neighborhood that they currently call home: the Upper East Side of New York City.They get into what life on the UES is actually like, separate fact from fiction, discuss the neighborhood's pop culture legacy, and chat about all their favorite spots. Whether you're a lifelong New Yorker, a curious visitor, or have never stepped foot above 59th st, this episode might just have you looking at the Upper East Side a little differently. Shhhhh.
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  HOW TO: read between the cards (ft. ana isabel) 08.08.2026 46min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by Ana Isabel, founder of Latina Mystica, to pull back the curtain on astrology, tarot, and what it really means to read between the cards.Ana shares her journey into the world of tarot and astrology, from discovering these tools for herself to building a community and starting a business around self-reflection and personal growth. They unpack common misconceptions, and explore how tarot can help you navigate moments when life feels uncertain.Things get extra interesting when Ana pulls cards live for Paige and Jared, revealing eerily accurate insights, hilarious observations, and a few things they definitely weren’t expecting to hear.This episode just might inspire you to book a reading with Ana herself, and see what the cards might reveal for you.
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  HOW TO: make it to your gate 01.08.2026 47min

  In this episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared tackle the battlefield otherwise known as the airport. From the moment you step into the airport, they breakdown every unspoken rule of travel. From checking a bag and getting through security, to what you're wearing and how you board the plane they share their opinions and questionable behaviors. If you think you're safe once you're on the plane, think again. They discuss overhead bin etiquette, preferred seating and how to properly get off a plane. Whether you're a frequent flyer or avoid an airport at all costs, this episode is your unofficial guide to surviving the airport and bound to make you think twice about how you travel. Prepare for takeoff, eavesdroppers!
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  HOW TO: find the superhero within you (ft. roboman) 25.07.2026 47min

  In this episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by recording artist ROBOMAN, the electrified alter ego of NYC artist Rob Moorman who creates music that transforms pain into blue fire and fear into glitter.Fresh off his first nationwide tour celebrating his debut album BLUE GLITTER, ROBOMAN reflects on performing all over the US from the National Mall, to the Santa Monica Pier, to NYC and beyond. The three dive into becoming the person you needed when you were younger, finding the courage to chase your dreams, and why living for yourself is the only opinion that really matters.This episode is a reminder that sometimes the greatest superpower is simply being yourself.https://www.robomanlives.com/
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  HOW TO: keep buffalo a secret 18.07.2026 52min

  In this episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared bring you to the city of good neighbors and the place they proudly call home: Buffalo, New York. The two unpack everything that makes the city so special, debunk common myths, dive deep into the Buffalo food scene and reflect on what's it like to be a part of the greatest fan base in the world: Bills Mafia. Whether you grew up in Buffalo or have never been, this episode will surely convince you to pack your bags and get there at soon as you can. Just make sure to keep it a secret from those nosy neighbors of yours!
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  HOW TO: direct your life (ft. shazeb fahim) 11.07.2026 49min

  In this episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared sit down with filmmaker, Shazeb Fahim, who doesn't just direct films— he writes them, stars in them, and also produces them. They chat about how Shazeb has built a career in filmmaking, what it's like wearing four creative hats at once, childhood inspirations and fully believing in your own ideas.Whether you're a filmmaker, a creative, or just someone trying to figure out what's next, this conversation is full of inspiration and behind the scenes secrets.https://www.shazebfahim.com/home⁠
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  HOW TO: survive the 2000s 04.07.2026 48min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared curl up for a trip back to the 2000s. They each crown their favorite year of the decade, reminisce about the pop culture moments that defined their childhoods, and revisit the music, TV shows, movies, games, and snacks that made the 2000s feel like the 2000s.It's nostalgic, ridiculously fun, and feels a lot like hanging out at a childhood sleepover with your funniest friend.Grab a pillow eavesdroppers, this one's for all the kids born in the 90's out there!
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  HOW TO: convince your roommate she's gay 27.06.2026 48min

  This week, Paige and Jared bring you a special Pride Edition of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear with HOW TO: convince your roommate she's gay. The two revisit the making of one of their favorite projects together, their short film, F*ck, Maybe I’m Gay, which was created for one of their infamous parties during Pride a few years ago. Jared opens up about his own coming out experience, what being part of the LGBTQ+ community means to him, and his long-running (and unsuccessful) mission to turn Paige gay.They dive into some rapid-fire questions, including which Disney characters are giving lesbian energy, and which celebrities might make someone question everything.It’s a love letter to friendship, self-discovery, and celebrating people exactly as they are.They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — this week’s In: going with the flow, and this week’s Out: responding with “I KNEW IT!” when someone comes out to you.
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  HOW TO: calculate girl math vs gay math 20.06.2026 41min

  Take your seats, eavesdroppers! In this weeks episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared discuss the deeply important concept of girl math vs. gay math. They break down the rules, exceptions, and completely made-up equations behind girl math and gay math, uncovering the very specific ways they rationalize spending, social situations, and life in general. You're bound to learn something new about math in this episode so take out your wallets and listen up!
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  HOW TO: design your future (ft. kylie priscilla) 13.06.2026 45min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by designer and entrepreneur Kylie Priscilla to talk about what it looks like to design the future you want for yourself.Kylie shares the story behind building KPMadeMe, from childhood tendencies and creative outlets to launching a brand centered around fashion, self-expression, and mental health. They get into imposter syndrome, taking creative risks, building something from scratch, and the moments that made Kylie realize she had to stop waiting for permission and just go for it.The conversation is equal parts inspiring, honest, and relatable for anyone who's ever wondered whether they're capable of creating something of their own.
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  HOW TO: tell the astrological truth 06.06.2026 41min

  Paige and Jared put their reputations on the line by deciphering the astrological truth in this weeks episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear. They start by assigning zodiac signs to iconic fictional characters — think Miranda Priestly, Wuthering Heights, Wicked and more — before spiraling into a full ranking of all 12 signs from best to worst. Each sign gets assigned one (or more) defining words —several signs get absolutely dragged, others receive ultimate praise.It's brutally honest, revealing and hilarious. As always, they wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — and you won't want to miss this one.
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  HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress 30.05.2026 41min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack the making of their now-infamous peach party. What started as a highly committed theme quickly spiraled into an unforgettable collection of moments, stories, and decisions that only made sense in the context of the party. From over-the-top details to Paige and Jared’s dramatic Princess Peach halftime performance, they break down how taking a theme way too seriously somehow created the perfect night.They revisit the stories that came out of the day, the moments that still get brought up by friends, and why this event has officially gone down in history. It’s theatrical, overcommitted, and surprisingly emotional for a party centered around stone fruit.They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — Arizona's in and bad taxi drivers are out out out.
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  HOW TO: be a cool mom 23.05.2026 42min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by their first-ever guest: the Queen & legend herself — Paige’s mom, Genevieve Turner-Hapeman. The three of them dive into the hilarious and wholesome dynamic between Jared and Genevieve, complete with questionable jokes, rapid-fire questions, and stories that explain why she’s earned her unofficial “cool mom” title.They also get into her major career pivot — going from being a photographer for 25 years to opening a paint-your-own pottery shop while raising two young kids — and what gave her the confidence to completely change paths.It’s funny, honest, and a little chaotic.Plus, for the first time ever, the guest takes over both the weekly “In & Out” to close out the episode.
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  HOW TO: throw a podcast launch party 16.05.2026 46min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared show the eavesdroppers exactly how they threw their podcast launch party - by inviting their friends over and making everyone share a story they definitely wouldn’t want the neighbors hearing.What follows is a compilation of absolute chaos: a suspicious summer sausage, accidentally getting a job while blackout drunk, a disastrous Chipotle incident, getting absurdly broken up with, throwing parties that did not go according to plan, plenty of hookup stories including details that probably should’ve stayed private, and one story so explicit they genuinely had to cut most of it out.Along the way, listeners get introduced to the friends behind the stories - and the energy that made the launch party just as unhinged as they were expecting.
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  HOW TO: date a french guy 09.05.2026 45min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off by doing exactly what the podcast title suggests — live eavesdropping on their neighbors as an already chaotic night somehow gets worse after one neighbor comes home to an apartment full of dog puke and… other disasters.Then, Paige breaks down her experience dating a seemingly perfect French guy who felt straight out of a movie... until he suddenly disappeared. Just when Paige thought the story was behind her, it took another unexpected turn months laterIt’s messy, romantic, and slightly concerning.They wrap things up with their usual “In & Out” — tune in to find out what they're loving and leaving this week.
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  HOW TO: unpack your high school personality 02.05.2026 41min

  In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack their high school personalities — who they were, who they thought they were, and how much of that still shows up today. From overlapping exes and student government shenanigans to teachers fully calling them out, they revisit the chaos of being a high schooler. They get into the roles they played, the decisions they probably shouldn’t have made, and how much of that energy has followed them into adulthood.It’s embarrassing, unfiltered, and a little too revealing.