Andrew and Charlie Investigate:

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  Traditions #54 15.10.2026 1godz 14min

  The boys discuss masturbating in the living room, whether Andrew was abused by a costumed figure at a village fair and whether parades are actually for idiots.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Natural Disasters #53 07.10.2026 45min

  The boys discuss the fortunate rise of Fearne Cotton, a family that can’t stop getting struck by lightning and why children are wearing pointy foam hats in Japan.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Hotels #52 01.10.2026 1godz 1min

  The boys concoct a swingers hotel for men with micropenises and an arthouse film set in a hotel that’s a big beagle. Andrew’s concierge is being mean to him and  Charlie takes us through what role play he would do with his girlfriend in a hotel. 
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  Fashion #51 24.09.2026 1godz 22min

  The boys consider how they’d use the red carpet to make a political protest, why cod pieces are best left in the past - and what’s the deal with landfill?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlieFOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]
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  Hoaxes #50 17.09.2026 54min

  Whilst attempting to talk about hoaxes, the boys mostly focus on Michael Owen, what would’ve happened if JFK survived as a brain in a jar and why people couldn’t stop sewing things together in the 19th century.
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 49: Food 10.09.2026 1godz 3min

  This week the boys tackle food, by considering whether it’s possible to fuse a whale with a rooster, whether or not they’d eat their grandmas and we finally get Charlie's salmon curry recipe.
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 48: Espionage 03.09.2026 1godz 2min

  In an episode that focusses very little on Espionage, the boys discuss a hotel for lizards, Charlie goes for a wee near a man he was trying to buy drugs from - and what’s really going on with dentists?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 47: Exploration 27.08.2026 1godz 16min

  The boys discuss whether it’s more impressive to fly to Fiji or crawl to Reading, whether we should go on an expedition with our Dads to an underwater city of dogs, the value of catching crayfish in Medieval ruins - and Charlie takes us on an exploration around the local area.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 46: Pubs 20.08.2026 54min

  In an episode where the boys are deeply out of their natural habit (oink! oink! give us some beers or we’ll cry, guv’nor!), Andrew and Charlie consider how pub toilets have changed to stop gay people having sex in them, why Andrew’s friend is dead and how many people should there be per toilet at any given moment.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 45: Prisons 13.08.2026 51min

  The boys tackle the issue of incarceration by discussing Charlie’s time at a Christian Summer Camp, the entertainment value in forcing inmates to play poker (whilst a bull runs at them) - and consider whether having animal testicles sewn onto you would make you act like that specific animal.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 44: Insects 06.08.2026 44min

  Charlie is an expert on bedbugs and all worms, Andrew just wanted to learn about bees and we attempt to answer the fundamental question: does bugs have souls?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 43: Ghosts 30.07.2026 1godz 26min

  In an emergency podcast recording, the boys are up against the clock to get to the bottom of ghosts, which they achieved by discussing a frog man who likes cucumbers, a woman who married the ghost of captain jack sparrow and the efficacy of 1930s photography. Due to this emergency, this is a mini-investigates, which we couldn't be more sorry for, but we've included our latest patreon as a humble apology. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/andrewandcharlie FOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 42: Language 23.07.2026 1godz 20min

  The boys get to the bottom of language by working out exactly what makes Winnie a Pooh, why people pretend they can speak Italian after being bonked on the head, and we expose whistling mountain people for the perverts they really are.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 41: The Ocean 16.07.2026 59min

  The boys discuss whether sharks are hiding in our toilets, whether it’s worth living forever if you’re a 1cm Jellyfish, whether Charlie might be a seal person and are charmed by a fish who’s also an ecclesiastical officialFor AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 40: Relaxation 09.07.2026 59min

  Should we all be hit in the head by a hammer once a year? What did Charlie learn from his 21 day meditation course? Is the first name 'White' a suitable premise for a TV sitcom? And why are there so many camels in Australia?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 39: Money 02.07.2026 44min

  In an episode clearly affected by the recent heatwave, the boys seemingly decide to ignore the topic of money and instead set up a side-hustle podcast called “Desert Island Crisps”, debate whether a bath is the opposite of a boat and discuss Charlie’s attempts to get children to appear in a TikTok video.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 38: Houses 25.06.2026 1godz 5min

  Should we all live in bubbles? Did Charlie kidnap a man? Was Andrew wrong to be naked in a shared house kitchen? Is Sim Jae-duck himself, a toilet?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: / andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 37: World Cups 18.06.2026 1godz 7min

  Charlie messaged Lionel Messi when he was 18, there’s a bog snorkelling world championship in Wales and a wife carrying championship in Finland. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here:   / andrewandcharlie  FOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 36: School 11.06.2026 1godz 5min

  The boys spend a significant amount of time discussing dodgy teachers, recap the worst thing that Andrew has ever said, consider why it’s difficult to imagine Donald Trump using a biro and go through some of their childhood writingFor AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie
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  Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 35: Surgery 04.06.2026 1godz 3min

  The boys uncover a worrying conspiracy, discuss Andrew’s lumps, consider whether they’d like to be frozen and suggest that we stop putting teeth in people’s eyes.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie