MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Episódios

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  S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf 26.07.2026 2h 13min

  In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff. In the second half of the episode special guest and friend of the show Chad Wolf joins Sumo to talk about Christopher Nolan’s new Odyssey movie and how it’s a metaphor for World War 2 and the fall of Western Civilization. Links Follow Chad Wolf on X/Twitter Support the show More Links www.MAPS...
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  S4E025: Sea Wolf Tybee 13.07.2026 1h 41min

  Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet. This is not a cult. What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose. The difference between the pornographic and the erotic. Infinite choices that all go nowhere. Anything you can perfectly know isn’t alive. Pics or it didn’t happen. Urban legends and the concept of skin walkers applied to buildings. Zoomer existentialism. Let the hum be in your heart. Support the show More L...
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  S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman 29.06.2026 1h 53min

  Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery. Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more! The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become...
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  S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty 21.06.2026 2h 22min

  America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing. Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction. The authenticity of images has never existed. The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin. What is this show about? How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving. What is enlightenment? Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven. The truth does not exist in any way that can be defined in words. René Girard and the scapegoat. Memeti...
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  S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery 12.06.2026 2h 8min

  Melanie and writing songs about things. Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day. Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2. Esau, spanking and sensitive young men. Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children? Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad. Corporal punishment, does it work, is it justified? B.F. Skinner...
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  S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto 04.06.2026 1h 23min

  What was going on with the Tower of Babel? Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herb...
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  S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman 02.06.2026 2h 45min

  Noah’s flood, was it universal? A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis. Links: Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the P...
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  S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear 20.05.2026 1h 32min

  An American hymn. Paranormal story adventures. The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find. Are we influencers? Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public. Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset. Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan...
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  S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough 01.05.2026 2h 6min

  Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode. You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow. BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence. Arguing about the Shroud of Turin. The Great Male Renunciation. You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful? The reign of beige, beig...
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  S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane 26.04.2026 1h 31min

  High-powered law offices and old-timey America. Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show. A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded. Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past. The SPLC situation. Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake. Sumo has boots in many puddles. Citizenship. Sumo’s milking it so hard. People don’t like being poked in the axioms. What if there’s nothi...
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  S4E016: Hot Takes 12.04.2026 3h 9min

  Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division. Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree t...
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  S4E015: Late Night Podcasting 30.03.2026 2h 46min

  Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation. Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing. A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything? The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year. Doomer philosophy, Chinese military theory. Nothing is going to percolate up to the policy mak...
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  S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille 24.03.2026 1h 25min

  Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are not small, insignificant or meaningless. Nukes aren’t real. The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said....
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  S4E013: The Problem with Being God 08.03.2026 1h 59min

  Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world. What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens? Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian. Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government. Racism is bad. Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions. Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (except when he was). Everyone in America is a psychopath, that’s the secret sauce. Sumo is ...
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  S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes 25.02.2026 2h 23min

  Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms. Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures. Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them. Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people. Numerical Platonism Demons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings. Containment methods. The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets, what if everyone’s already seen Bigfoot ten thousand times. Change blindness, the brain i...
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  S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man 20.02.2026 1h 28min

  Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk. The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are. Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge people Charlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket. Everyone on the right is pretending to be white and straight but they’re actually brown and gay. Everyone on the left is pretending ...
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  S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do? 07.02.2026 1h 54min

  What happens after the lord of the rings? Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free! How do you have a fact-less epistemology? Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from. You really can’t believe anything. Greek people are kind of swarthy. The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro. All cuisines were invented by hotels. Freud killed philosophy. Leftests are straight people pretending to be gay, right-wingers are gay p...
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  S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness 26.01.2026 1h 23min

  Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect. This is our most schizophrenic show yet. Westworld. The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad. The story is the heart of the universe. Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you. There is no anti-memetics division. Agency laundering. All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions don’t matter, you don’t have agency or even exist. Is the church another smokescreen? Th...
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  S4E008: Podcastception 16.01.2026 1h 40min

  Sumo wears his boots when podcasting. Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here. Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics. Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here. Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new. Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare. When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Ceaușescu, trans kids, “The Romanians had a culture of lying.” Boomers and Gen X only understand top...
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  S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman 12.01.2026 11min

  The Renee Good situation. Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean? George Floyd and Waynel Sexton. Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches. You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone. What is it bad on purpose? Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur. Everything you fear is fake. The Sovereign Citizen position. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support ...