WOE.BEGONE

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  257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2) 05.08.2026 33min

  S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2) 29.07.2026 29min

  S08E05: What did you redo to me?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2) 22.07.2026 33min

  S16E05: Research and Rediscovery[WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2) 15.07.2026 40min

  S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2) 08.07.2026 54min

  S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.comListen To The Samantha Chronicles In OrderCREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Ballad Of Season 21 06.07.2026 10min

  Lionhead, formerly StinkyVisits some friends post-temporal bleedHe wants to know what they are thinkingNow that they remember everythingStinky runs the HutchWith his gang of lopsHelpful and servile and willing to dieMike gets a taste when he’s transported Attacked in the night by some mystery guyMike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed Stinky was planning to visit the BaseWhile Project Hail Mary plays in the backgroundMike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken awayThere’s a metal cubeOh, what does it do?Mike think he has a decent ideaIt’s important workOr so I’ve heardA cauliflower scenario coming soonAnd no one remembers Ducky but meNo one remembers Ducky but meI thought the point of this thingWas everyone remembers every single thingBut no one remembers Ducky Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straightHe and the Numbers smash up the vatsHe catches Michael in Mike's fireplaceWhat reason could he have for something like that?He and TXdawg leapOut and seize the beastThey perform a citizen’s arrestThey transport to BaseSo that he can faceMarissa’s attempts to make him confessNew Mike and MDawg are up on the roofMDawg wants to stay forever in nowA crow brings them an interesting coinNow we know where Matt’s been sneaking aroundIt’s from Bradford’s groupNow they have the proofMatt has joined the societyAt the lost and foundMatt is led aroundBy lop, with orders to locate StinkyThe Complex is nice, the bunnies are cuteBut Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to doThey check out the Base and scour for cluesA hat from Rugby, an arm that came looseNow the path is clearTo Rugby from hereBritches arranges for transportationThey shoot Silver FoxMikey’s in the trunkA coin in a Leg makes them all disappearlop’s got 100 things on his placeA percent of him is in yellowknifeHe lands in an avalanche and almost freezesXL’s responsible for saving his life38’s not kindHe wants lop to dieLike all the lops that came there beforelop betrays XLNothing personallop must survive if he wants to learn moreThe iterations are back at the ComplexA dying Silver Fox gets StinkybonesHe runs off to die, the others all followThey find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a noteNobody arrivesAnd in the lops’ eyesHe’s just another bunny like themWith Stinky as the prizeHe takes Salt insideThe Bunny Complex to search for him thereTurns out Salt is no stranger to hardshipHe was almost killed while building a cubeThe lop that was with him reports to the CompoundTo see if there’s something that Ty can doTy turns out the lightsAt the Hutch that nightBradford’s misconduct voided the contractStuck in the mudrainIn their little caveStinky falls right into Nobody’s laplop’s had a hard time out in the tundraTurns out that XL was hiding a LegHe digs XL up to take it for himselfBut 47 was hiding in waitNow the stage is setAll while LieutenantTricks MDawg to get in the cubeHornswaggle’s replacedAnd inside the caveStinky transports and Mike gets looseSilver Fox wrote down all the detailsThe Rugby idea was his own compromiseMatt, Troy, and Britches are let out the HutchMatt sits on MDawg to keep him aliveTex transports from BaseTo the Meating placeThe three Legs meet and form an allianceNow the Compound runsUnder Bradford’s thumbLop and Al get stuck on an islandLop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unitNow that means 38’s wearing it tooThe Meating of the Three Legs is intenseBut all of them know what they’re going to doNobody outsmartsAll their metal partsThe array can’t withstand the attackBradford’s lops swoop inAt the last minuteScoop stinky up and they carry him backWill Stinky be a good bossWhen he runs the Compound?Will Mikey get his life backOr is he just a blob now?Will MDawg be a problemOnce they stop sitting on him?Will they remember Ducky?Will they remember Ducky? And no one remembers Ducky but meNo one remembers Ducky but meI thought the point of this thingWas everyone remembers every single thingBut no one remembers DuckyBut me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  [INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac 01.07.2026 10min

  Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp! 27.06.2026 4min

  LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lopAll the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  252: Rex 24.06.2026 2h

  "They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeTaylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgJeremy Enfinger as EdgarLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  251: Castor 17.06.2026 30min

  “Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  250: Imperial 10.06.2026 40min

  “The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe and FelixLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  249: Nuralagus 03.06.2026 39min

  "It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - WikipediaLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  248: Silver Fox 27.05.2026 36min

  “Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  247: Snowshoe Hares 20.05.2026 36min

  “[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source[Warning: this episode contains depictions of game animals being used as food, natural disasters, violence, death, and wet and visceral sounds. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The 2026 Patreon Sampler 16.05.2026 1h 41min

  Go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone for more.TIMESTAMPS:Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  [INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite 13.05.2026 32min

  CREDITS:Written and Created by JustJenahShaun Pellington as SaxCody Heath as BritchesJustJenah as SkinnerDylan Griggs as TexDavid Ault as Try Better and Outlaw TyAthan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try BetterNaem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocalsLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  246: Tax-Xiber 06.05.2026 35min

  "The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now! 01.05.2026 4min

  OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  245: Lop 29.04.2026 37min

  Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  244: Harlequin 22.04.2026 29min

  "Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when handled." PetMDLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.