Morning Somewhere

Episódios

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  2026.09.16: What About Second Invention? 16.09.2026 23min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Hyrox, Crossfit, Sony gray out, re-inventing the MP3 player, Sidephone, slab phones, Steam frame, Meta Quest, and being the biggest part of the problem.
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  2026.09.15: Share Doxxing 15.09.2026 23min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss the Emmy's, Sydney Sweeney gambling ads, Widow's Bay, Hacks, Google Calendar woes, The Pitt, evergreen TV settings, share doxxing, plastic cookies, and rage quitting the podcast.
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  2026.09.14: Life As A Paperclip 14.09.2026 26min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss technical problems, white hat hackers, Car Play 2/Ultra, Texas comesback on Ohio State, Kim Kardashian, AP Top 25, NFL opening weekend, MLB playoffs, and stopping the season while we're ahead.
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  2026.09.11: Dub Stop 11.09.2026 27min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss battery problems, lightning cables, King Of The Hill Race, Amazon AI mouth morphing, dub vs sub, boat ramp anxiety, and putt putt antics.
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  2026.09.10: More Is Less 10.09.2026 26min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Supergirl, Obsession, Bruce Wayne's foot in two worlds, Apple announcements, Microsoft's Duo, prices for mobile devices, cinema inflation, undergraduate costs, and Nicolas Cage, benevolent ruler.
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  2026.09.09: Lose By Winning 09.09.2026 26min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Michigan's removal from the Top 25, Colorado's fifth down, LIV bankruptcy, Mixer, lucrative deals that die quickly, first down technology, You Can See Everything, Alpha Gang, Canadian motorcycle ban, and UK travel woes.
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  2026.09.08: Seamless Transitions 08.09.2026 39min

  Burnie and Ashley talk about lonely Thursday, Friday Eve, Guinness Heist, Florida welfare changes, UBI, subscription economies, Xbox cloud gaming changes, measuring usage, firing customers, Xbox Play Anywhere, and the death of physical.
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  2026.09.07: Labor Dazed 07.09.2026 27min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Labor Day, college football, iPhone 18 announcements, foldable phones, Dyson toothbrushes, stuff in your teeth, Norway bans "pervert" glasses, and the new world of College Football.
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  2026.09.04: M Bison, Known Communist 04.09.2026 27min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss lifetime achievements, Gloria Steinem, Watership Down, Street Fight trailer, name switcheroo, American name generator, Lion King lawsuit ends, types of GPS, the new White House arcade, and the greatest Street Fighter character.
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  2026.09.03: The Age of Unreason 03.09.2026 20min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss class action arbitration, Sony's unreasonable argument, expiring purchases, stripping away the factory, adding carcinogens, rawdogging consumer products, weird keyboards, and leaving the Age of Reason.
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  2026.09.02: Gamer Food 02.09.2026 26min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's Side Mission menu, limited edition foods, picky eating, Halo nuggets, Fallout Blamco Bites, Final Fantasy 7, cool kid Minecraft, Doublefine kickstarter, and being a good citizen of the stars.
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  2026.09.01: Halo Doesn't Afraid of Anything 01.09.2026 25min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss prediction market bans George Santos, the Tornoto accent, low South African flyovers, vehicle boundaries, British back roads, vet tech weighs in, Messi retires, marching bands, and checking our wet bulbs.
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  2026.08.31: Fortnite Goes Smutty 31.08.2026 26min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss new RTAA, Pumpking Spice, rabies goats, free treadmills, OK Go, rabies vaccines, seagull losses, Fortnite goes smutty, and pound vs pound.
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  [EXTRA] Jeff Hays Interview 28.08.2026 52min

  Burnie sits down with the narrator of the wildly popular Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They discuss voice acting, collaboration, and starting a media business. Orginally intended as the 2026.08.24 episode, it is not released as an Extra episode. Enjoy!
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  2026.08.28: Alpha Toddler 28.08.2026 30min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss GTA VI Extended Look, EA sells to Saudi investment, simming football, Big Ambitions, winner talk, Alpha camps, Civ VII, EV features, and eXistenZ.
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  2026.08.27: Self Reflexive Troubleshooting 27.08.2026 32min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Curry, Legend, being beloved, Twitter abandonment lawsuit, Nepal floods, geological scale of humans, Willow, Meta settlement, Portal, and gamer parent wins.
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  2026.08.26: Now With Protein 26.08.2026 21min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Dolly Parton, celebrating a life when the person is alive, Gotham Irn Bru, Lego Skylines, Sim genre stall, and Protein everything.
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  2026.08.25: The MSPTS 25.08.2026 21min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss acronyminating everything, Jeff Hays, narrator differences, Playstation protests, life as a boiling frog, Sony corporate responses, and How To Fish.
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  2026.08.24: GI Joe'd When I Should Have Scoobied 24.08.2026 27min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Ted Lasso Season 4, boneless couches, The Expanse opening crawl, Masters of the Universe, the Iranian Rial, US Canadian trade war, and warning bells in the nanny state.
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  2026.08.21: Mush Identification 21.08.2026 20min

  Burnie and Ashley discuss spooky scary skeletons, Costco bargains, retail influencers, market volatility, Lanterns, streaming time slots, camera AirPods, Mush identification, and doing their part for mass surveillance.