Triathlon Mockery

Episódios

• BACK! - Its Raceweek! 30.06.2026 53min

  In this episode, Tom and Max discuss training routines, the mental aspects of sports, race experiences, and insights into sports nutrition and branding. They share personal stories, industry opinions, and practical tips for athletes and enthusiasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping? 23.03.2026 47min

  In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Pool etiquette is a myth 25.02.2026 46min

  Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Pro Triathlon has changed! 10.02.2026 40min

  In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exist. The conversation shifts to the new drafting rules in triathlon, emphasizing the need for proper enforcement to ensure fair racing. Finally, they debate the concept of 'January champions' and the importance of pacing training throughout the year.takeawaysJournaling requires consistency to be effective.Many people abandon New Year's resolutions quickly.Setting high goals can lead to demotivation.Racing can be a significant source of personal achievement.The triathlon season has evolved into a year-round activity.Drafting rules in triathlon are changing to promote fair competition.Proper enforcement of drafting rules is crucial for fair racing.The concept of 'January champions' can lead to burnout.Athletes need to pace their training to avoid mental fatigue.The importance of adapting training strategies to individual needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Airplane Bike weight allowance 20.01.2026 43min

  In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Freezin Sauna Ballz 07.01.2026 48min

  Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal health practices and wrap up with reflections on their training journeys and future conversations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Spicy Thailand 07.12.2025 44min

  In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Comeback is better than the setback 28.10.2025 42min

  In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu 03.10.2025 37min

  In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• A late Guess at the Champs 16.09.2025 36min

  In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Espresso Lemonaid 23.08.2025 49min

  Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and cycling. They touch on fashion trends in sports gear and conclude with a light-hearted discussion about the costs of renting bikes versus cars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Training in a trisuit 23.07.2025 42min

  Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Clickbait IRONMANs 11.07.2025 40min

  In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• The Hottest weeks 04.07.2025 37min

  In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and community interaction. The episode wraps up with predictions for upcoming events and a reflection on the evolving nature of competitive sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Sexual Transmitted Doping 17.06.2025 45min

  In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• A Toxic Relationship 30.05.2025 47min

  In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• London Marathon Recap 30.04.2025 43min

  In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Every Dog Has Its Run 23.04.2025 41min

  Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Spanish Gym Etiquettes 10.04.2025 45min

  In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold 03.04.2025 53min

  Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listenGONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.