Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

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  Orson Hodge the Bird-erer - 3x01 Desperate Housewives 09.09.2026 1h 24min

  Orson is the new host of ‘Is it Cake?’, Susan throws fruit at coma patients in disgust, and Wolverine comes to Wisteria Lane.In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin quits the podcast and Jakub cries over chicken in a cupboard.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  SEASON RECAP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (Desperate Housewives) 19.08.2026 39min

  It’s our SEASON 2 recap and what a season it has been. Death Counts, Affair Counts, Marriage Counts. Call Erin Count Dracula. Call Jakub and ask where he got this beautiful shirt. Join us for this brief recap episode as we gear up to post season three - coming in September. Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  SEASON 2 FINALE - Susan Yearns For An Okay Time - 2x24 Desperate Housewives 29.07.2026 1h 28min

  It’s the season two finale! Zach begins his Batman origin story, Karl and Susan’s flame has officially burned out, and the Applewhites finally leave the lane behind. Not only that, but Boss Man Nora makes her debut and Xiao Mei’s ripped her Sister Mary Hotpanties. In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin gets a goatee and Jakub aggressively campaigns against Gaby wearing red.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Wisteria Lane Wig Collection - 2x23 Desperate Housewives 22.07.2026 1h 5min

  Carlos is DEAD, Mike’s proposing to his GRANDMOTHER, and YOU’RE in for a WIG.In this week’s episode, Erin misses her close personal friend Mary Alice and Jakub explains women’s hairstyles for our friends at home.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Paul Young is A Final Girl - 2x22 Desperate Housewives 15.07.2026 1h 35min

  A Bree-nado hits Fairview, Susan’s belly button reveal, and Carlos has completely forgotten both his allergies and his morals.In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub FINALLY are able to explain the lady fingers joke from season one and no, it is not worth it.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Edie Inspires Cersei Lannister - 2x21 Desperate Housewives 08.07.2026 1h 37min

  Susan’s becoming a lesbian on Tuesday, the Applewhite basement has a new occupant and - alas - it’s the episode of the lads.In this week’s episode, Erin contemplates giving knives to babies and shockingly Jakub is the one defending Carlos in the husband rankings. Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Lynette Sexts A Married Woman - 2x20 Desperate Housewives 01.07.2026 1h 19min

  Bree sends an innocent man to jail, Edie and Susan tag team waitresses, and Lynette plays Cyrano for Frat Boy Fred. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are both crying their eyes out.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Susan Has Weapons in Her Orson-al - 2x19 Desperate Housewives 24.06.2026 1h 18min

  Felicia and Paul are giving Enemies to Lovers, Bree’s wicked stepmom comes into town, and a new bombshell enters the cinema, and it’s hail hath no fury like In this week’s episode, Erin has a filthy mind and Jakub is too good for us now that he is on television. Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Edie’s Visited by the Tooth Fairy - 2x18 Desperate Housewives 17.06.2026 1h 19min

  Carlos and Gaby are forced to tackle Temptation, Julie is the captain of Team Edie, and somebody needs to take the cardigans away from Susan.In this week’s episode, Erin has a heartbreaking take on Edie Britt.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Carlos Tried to Baby Trap Lynette?! - 2x17 Desperate Housewives 10.06.2026 1h 23min

  Bree is in a Saw movie, Susan’s boyfriend tries to kiss Mike, and Gaby and Carlos come out as Mexican.
In this week’s episode, Jakub brags about of men he knows named Mike.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Felicia is A Professional Rollerblader - 2x16 Desperate Housewives 03.06.2026 1h 31min

  Susan is auditioning for Calamity Jane, Paul Young can FIGHT with those arms, and everybody is back to themselves from the pilot!In this week’s episode Jakub talks about feeling the thunder and Erin has a new old hypothesis on Tom.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  What Even IS A Spleen?! - 2x15 Desperate Housewives 27.05.2026 1h 29min

  Karl-ma comes for Susan, Gaby’s mum is a vulture, and Karen McCluskey enters the runway.
In this week’s episode Jakub man-spleens to Erin and both hosts get annoyed that this episode has NO reason to be set on Valentine’s Day.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Erin and Jakub Don’t Understand Straight Men - 2x14 Desperate Housewives 20.05.2026 1h 31min

  Lynette accidentally joins a fraternity, Susan goes husband hunting, and Bree goes to a dinner party at Sue Sylvester’s house.In this week’s episode Jakub and Erin talk weddings and Danielle’s hair routine.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Dr Ron’s Dr Wrong for Susan - 2x13 Desperate Housewives 13.05.2026 1h 31min

  Gaby’s having NUN OF IT, Tom is a poor man’s James Bond, and Susan doesn’t want to be Dr Ron’s first time.This week, Erin and Jakub worship their unbothered Queen Danielle and lament on what the Applewhite storyline could have been.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  Cuffs or Rope: The Reprise - 2x12 Desperate Housewives 05.05.2026 1h 28min

  Susan tells MRLies to get a man, Felicia has a new wig, and WHY oh WHY do we keep letting the Van de Kamp family drive?!This week, Erin and Jakub welcome a new co-host (kinda) and argue over Tom - some things never change.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  HONEY, ERIN’S HOME! - 2x12 Teaser (New Episode Coming 5th May) 29.04.2026 4min

  Oh, it’s good to back. We will be back posting new weekly recaps for you from 5th May and it’s a GREAT episode to come back to.Miss us too much to wait? Go to our Patreon and check out our free extended preamble episode below:https://www.patreon.com/posts/156692352?utm_campaign=postshare_creatorWe love you Desperados and happy Wisteria Wednesday ❤️🍎Music:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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  BONUS - I Think This One's Mostly Filler 04.03.2026 24min

  To our patient Desperados, here's a bonus episode that's ALL preamble, baby! You'll get to hear about Jakub's recent dating life, Erin's plan for Jakub's funeral, and more. If you're one of the Desperados that never skips to the recap portion of our main episodes, then this one's for you. Please enjoy catching up with us as Erin continues her move and setting up her new home. Next week, Jakub will be posting a solo watch along for 2x12 on Patreon, which he can't wait to record! I'm sure you've been missing our thoughts on the ladies of Wisteria Lane as much as we have missed discussing it. We can't wait to get stuck back into season 2 and will be back at it as soon as we possibly can. Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpod"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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  TEASER - Jakub is Desperate to Discuss Salt Lake City 25.02.2026 4min

  Erin and Jakub transport themselves from Wisteria Lane to Utah for a wee city break. Whether you're familiar with them or not, buckle up to hear about the madness of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This is NOT a recap, more of a semi-structured conversation, and we hope you'll join us for this detour on route to the next main episode. We have a few more random bits of bonus content we think you'll love in the pipeline for our break while Erin moves house, so checkout Patreon.com/mawdyd to listen in full and see the other bits of bonus content. As always, crucially, stay desperate!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpod"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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  Bree Watches Heated Rivalry - 2x11 Desperate Housewives 11.02.2026 1h 25min

  The girls are fighting, Betty needs to call Pest Control, and it’s a Battle of the Zaddys (Zach’s daddys). This week, Erin and Jakub discuss their favourite DJ, Meredith Marks, and Erin loses both her phone and her mind.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.
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  There's Been A Murder (By Proxy!) - 2x10 Desperate Housewives 04.02.2026 1h 25min

  Lynette holds a child hostage, Zach returns from Hyrox training, and we meet Barbie Bree. This week, someone is trying to HACK US and Jakub changes his mind on who this season’s big bad is.Happy Wisteria Wednesday!Patreon: patreon.com/mawdydInstagram: @mawdydTiktok: @mawdydpodMusic:"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Content Warnings:This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.