Silver and Copper

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  Proximity Ch 12: Scarpery 03.08.2026 39min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 11: Chicanery 27.07.2026 40min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 10: Incongruity 20.07.2026 37min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 9: Sophistry 13.07.2026 37min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 8: Quandary 06.07.2026 36min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 7: Menagerie 29.06.2026 48min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 6: Honesty 22.06.2026 43min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 5: Jealousy 15.06.2026 38min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 4: Coquetry 08.06.2026 41min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 3: Suitability 01.06.2026 40min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 2: Discovery 25.05.2026 48min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Proximity Ch 1: Debauchery 18.05.2026 35min

  Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671 Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye
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  Who Gives A F*ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 34: Everlong 14.05.2026 53min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is a 1997 song by the Foo Fighters found here: https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y
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  Who Gives A F*ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 33: The Becoming 11.05.2026 41min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is from the 1994 song by Nine Inch Nails found here: https://youtu.be/9TLHToPm71U
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  Who Gives A F ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 32: If You Could Only See 07.05.2026 49min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is from the 1996 song by Tonic found here: https://youtu.be/Sfg6-4mBs6Y
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  Who Gives A F"ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 31: Bitter Sweet Symphony 04.05.2026 23min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is from the 1997 song by The Verve, found here: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74
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  Who Gives A F*ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 30: Live and Let Die 30.04.2026 39min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendThis chapter title is from the 1991 cover by Guns N Roses found here: https://youtu.be/6D9vAItORgE
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  Who Gives A F*ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 29: Spiderwebs 27.04.2026 41min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendThis chapter title is from a 1995 song by No Doubt found here: https://youtu.be/6ZktNItwexo
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  Who Gives A F ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 28: Windmills 23.04.2026 43min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is a 1994 song by Toad the Wet Sprocket, found here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtu.be/shueIezwq80
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  Who Gives A F*ck About An Oxford Comma? Ch 27: Coming Clean 20.04.2026 43min

  https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly. But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire WeekendChapter title is a 1994 song by Green Day, found here: ⁠https://youtu.be/riJgNBglEb4