Two Dykes And A Mic

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  #378 - Robby Hoffman Doubles Down 11.08.2026 57min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Robby Hoffman! They discuss traveling with your wife, getting top surgery, we play Apologize or Double Down, only children being illegal, losing an Emmy, masc for masc, gluten, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwinCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Boston, MA - October 2Brooklyn, NY - October 3Detroit, MI - October 4Dallas, TX - October 7Houston, TX - October 8Tampa, FL - October 10Raleigh, NC - October 16Portland, OR - October 16Denver, CO - October 17Seattle, WA - October 18Phoenix, AZ - October 22Sacramento, CA - October 25San Francisco, CA - October 25Los Angeles, CA - November 4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #376 - Clam Hunting 28.07.2026 1h 1min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss clam hunters, wearing a hat at work, woo woo wives, political role play, supermodels hitting their heads on toilets out of gay panic, Love Island kissing, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Boston, MA - October 2Brooklyn, NY - October 3Detroit, MI - October 4Dallas, TX - October 7Houston, TX - October 8Tampa, FL - October 10Raleigh, NC - October 16Portland, OR - October 16Denver, CO - October 17Seattle, WA - October 18Phoenix, AZ - October 22Sacramento, CA - October 25San Francisco, CA - October 25Los Angeles, CA - November 4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #374 - F*ngering During Backrooms 14.07.2026 59min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss 3G force in the bedroom, wet new teeth, seeing a drunk dentist, Heavenly Creatures, listening to smut on accident in a Jiffy Lube, syncing oil changes with your bff, winning a kiss with Charlize Theron, an Ask a Dyke about seeing an ex on a train, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwinCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Boston, MA - October 2Brooklyn, NY - October 3Detroit, MI - October 4Dallas, TX - October 7Houston, TX - October 8Tampa, FL - October 10Raleigh, NC - October 16Portland, OR - October 16Denver, CO - October 17Seattle, WA - October 18Phoenix, AZ - October 22Sacramento, CA - October 25San Francisco, CA - October 25Los Angeles, CA - November 4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #372 - Cranking It to Books 30.06.2026 1h

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss nude teeth, Leslie Bib’s bob, Couple’s Therapy, when your partner turns 40 and turns into a top, being treated like a horse at the OBGYN, gallon for frozen c*m at a lesbians house, kissing on camera, the logistics of cranking it to a book, a bloody Bumble Fumble, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwinCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Boston, MA - October 2Brooklyn, NY - October 3Detroit, MI - October 4Dallas, TX - October 7Houston, TX - October 8Tampa, FL - October 10Raleigh, NC - October 16Portland, OR - October 16Denver, CO - October 17Seattle, WA - October 18Phoenix, AZ - October 22Sacramento, CA - October 25San Francisco, CA - October 25Los Angeles, CA - November 4Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #370 - Hot Femme Erasure with Zoe Lister-Jones (New Girl, Slip) 16.06.2026 1h 4min

  Pre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKINGThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zoe Lister-Jones (watch Slip today!) They discuss THE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, smelling good, coming out and no one caring, Slip, Real housewives of Rhode Island and so much more!Come see us LIVE for the "SOAKING WET" tour! ⁠https://twodykesandamic.com/Pre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKING10/2 - Boston10/3 - Brooklyn 10/4 - Detroit10/7 - Dallas10/8 - Houston10/10 - Tampa10/11 - Raleigh10/16 - Portland10/17 - Denver10/18 - Seattle10/22 - Phoenix10/24 - Sacramento 10/25 - San Francisco 11/4 - Los AngelesFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #368 - Rock Hard Nips 02.06.2026 1h 1min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss having rock hard nips all day, Ray meeting Dog the Bounty Hunter, Justin Bieber doing the bare minimum, Love on the Spectrum, Euphoria, people pleasing, a naughty nail polish Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #366 - Huge Jugs at the Renaissance Fair 19.05.2026 1h 8min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss the tin fish movement, Kenny falling off stage, going to a full nude spa, Cynthia Erivo being so fast, the WWE for lesbians, the renaissance of the renaissance fair, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #364 - Getting Kinky with E.R. Fightmaster part 2 05.05.2026 47min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have back on E.R. Fightmaster for part 2! They discuss The Drama, Amanda Peet kissing Drew Barrymore, how to get girls to kiss you, getting your partner pregnant, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #362 - I Fell for My MILF Dance Teacher 21.04.2026 1h 5min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon demand the return of the Baha Men (who let the cats in?!), share their opinions on the new Harry Potter TV series, discuss who should get out of (and who should go back into) the Khia Asylum, the injury that halted Tomb Raider production, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #360 - Munching With Invisalign 07.04.2026 1h

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss navigating intimacy with Invisalign, Harry Styles addressing queer baiting accusations on SNL, Rachel’s Shar Pei obsession, Kehlani’s new album, the Bay Watch reboot, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #358 - Sending Nudes with Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick 24.03.2026 1h

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick, hosts of Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. They discuss surviving the mass lesbian breakups of 2025, following wild straight cousin drama on Facebook, a three-way kiss with a Swiftie and her dog, reading non-horny fan fiction, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #356 - Baseline of Queerness with Alexis Rose 10.03.2026 50min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alexis Rose (aka Traveling Nurse Lex). They discuss terrible pride merch, your dad making so many gay children, being obsessed with the ocean, swimming too close to the sun, a stinky yucky lover Ask A Dyke, wanting only butch doctors, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #354 - Scorpio Moons and Fighting Fascism with Chani Nicholas 24.02.2026 59min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on world famous astrologer and founder of the Chani app, Chani Nicholas. They discuss astrology, your big three, why queer people love the stars, charts, the 2016 trend, cycles, Kenny and Ray get a birth chart reading, and so much more!USE CODE : GAYNESS30 -- for 30-day all access pass to everything the app has to offer (available to iOS users only) for your listeners who are new to the CHANI app.Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Erica's Book https://www.ericagoodwin.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata 10.02.2026 57min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata. They discuss being taller than you friend, friendship origins, running away from crazy, faking a pregnancy, friendship red flags, getting distracted during sex, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome see us live! - twodykesandamic.comUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Erica's Book : www.ericagoodwin.comWant to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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  #350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs 27.01.2026 1h 6min

  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss gay housewives, wanting your friend deeply, Miley Cyrus's engagement, midwest and southern culture overlap, a MILF Ask a Dyke, Who Tops Who mascs of the internet, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwinUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!