The Mean Time

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• JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING 29.05.2026 53мин

  WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored land and he will vote for whoever you think is best in the upcoming election to change that or keep it the same.
• PUPPY PLAY 22.05.2026 52мин

  The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA!
• I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P. 15.05.2026 52мин

  Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave!
• WHO'S BAD? 08.05.2026 52мин

  Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school.
• JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT 01.05.2026 50мин

  Honestly at this point they probably needed to get that out of their systems or else who knows what they would've done.
• FEAR THE OLD BLOOD 24.04.2026 50мин

  If you're a nerd or a Christian, you're gonna love this one.
• BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT 17.04.2026 50мин

  The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed!
• CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES 10.04.2026 52мин

  WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dumber having watched it.
• BOYZ II MON 03.04.2026 51мин

  IT'S SO HAAAAARD TO SAY GOODBYEEEE TO BUTTERFREEEEEEE!!!! Welcome to Jared's newest hyper-fixation and Pat's newest nightmare! Watch the boys try to win over TBS to finally get that show they've been talking about!
• PAT BREAKS JARED 27.03.2026 52мин

  (Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls.
• I DON'T SPEAK AMISH 20.03.2026 51мин

  Pat does his best cougar impression while Jared recovers from a trip to the emergency room and the recent death of Mark the producer! Tropic Thunder is the greatest movie ever filmed!
• I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU ON REELS 13.03.2026 49мин

  Stand Up Comedian Wyatt Feegrado AKA Jesus Christ of Nazareth has joined the podcast and shockingly brings up Pokemon before Pat gets a chance! Strap in for a wild ride while the boys talk about Catholicism, Osama Bin Laden, and the difference between LA homeless and San Diego homeless!
• KACHOW 06.03.2026 52мин

  GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN, JARED'S BACK BACK BACK, TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!!! Everyone report to the podcast studio and witness Pat dressed up in a skimpy lil outfit for the second week in a row if you can believe it. You can tell Jared's back because he won't shut up about how we used to live in a society!
• ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE (w/Honey Revenge) 28.02.2026 51мин

  I'M SEEING DOUBLE. Honey Revenge joins Patrick for the last day of Black History Month. LETS GO. Have fun!
• THE REAL HALFTIME SHOW (w/Trapped On The Internet) 21.02.2026 52мин

  Gabe and Luke from the podcast TRAPPED ON THE INTERNET join Patrick while Jared is gone! So much check out their show and socials! I'll see ya with another special guest next week!
• ANTI-ANCIENT EGYPT 13.02.2026 52мин

  Come with us on an adventure from ancient Egypt to Babylon all the way to Macedonia because Jared got it confused with Mesopotamia! We're talkin kinks! We're talkin 9/11! Tony has returned from the dead! WE'RE COMIN AT YA LIVE!
• I'M GONNA BLOW 06.02.2026 52мин

  "Belle Delphine sells her bath water one time and now I can't wear sandals!" STRAP IN MEANIES THE DOGS ARE OUT.
• CHAINED UP CHINESE WEREWOLF 30.01.2026 52мин

  Expanding the Mangoose Cinematic Universe, Old Sauce and White Wolf enter the fray! Honestly this one is a bit front loaded A BIT TOP HEAVY you could say. Stick around until the end for a disgustingly sweet message from Jared to his wife!
• SEAN DA PAUL 23.01.2026 52мин

  EARNING OUR PAYCHECKS WITH THIS ONE FOLKS. Hey, you kids remember 2003? I sure hope you do, otherwise none of this is going to make any friggin sense. SLOP IS OUT BY THE WAY AYOOOOOOOO
• THE MEAN TIME GIVE YOU WIIINGS 16.01.2026 52мин

  Get ready for a RAD and EXTREME TIME here at The Mean Time! Jared goes full Chinese while Pat lurks on the playground and Jaws stomps a fat ollie from the CN Tower! SAIL!