We're Here to Help

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  WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel  24.07.2026 1ч 10мин

  A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option.Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul) 22.07.2026 53мин

  The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk 20.07.2026 1ч 5мин

  Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman) 17.07.2026 1ч 6мин

  Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/catandrat-episode-01 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.) 15.07.2026 1ч

  Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards 13.07.2026 1ч 1мин

  The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-306 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany) 10.07.2026 56мин

  Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain) 08.07.2026 1ч 2мин

  The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names.Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th!See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-305 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby 06.07.2026 1ч 4мин

  Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-304 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons 03.07.2026 57мин

  Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris) 01.07.2026 1ч 16мин

  Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets 29.06.2026 1ч 8мин

  The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release 26.06.2026 33мин

  Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro.Corrine NorrisAugust 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026“Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily DickinsonCorrine's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asscancercor/Corrine's TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ass.cancer.corFor more info on colorectal cancer, diagnosis, and treatment: https://colorectalcancer.org/?form=donate See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip 24.06.2026 1ч 9мин

  Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-301 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia 22.06.2026 57мин

  Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  WEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar 19.06.2026 58мин

  A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors.Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  299: Jude Standard Time & Steak and Scallops (with Charlie Hall) 17.06.2026 1ч 4мин

  Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier.Watch Jake and Charlie on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  298: Sexy Baby & Blame It on the Cheese (with Murray Bartlett) 15.06.2026 56мин

  Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set boundaries with a forlorn cheese-man.Watch Jake and Murray on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  297: Longboard Library Ladder & What's Up, Doc? (with Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg) 10.06.2026 55мин

  Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna.Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  296: Fully Soaked & Baltimore Scuba (with Brandon Flynn) 08.06.2026 49мин

  The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of Scuba diving with his boss.Watch Jake and Brandon on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.