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  2.48 Dark Autumn for Russia 2 31.07.2026 51мин

  Back in April, the white-paper dreamers in Washington told you the Russian state was a rational actor optimizing its war effort. We used the Ponyatiya analytics engine to predict an August logistical meltdown and a regional liquidity freeze. Tomorrow is August, and the Wildberries hubs, energy refineries, and regional budgets are burning on schedule.1. Domestic Energy Rationing & The Moscow Fuel Vacuum — 95% ProbabilityBy October 2026, the Kremlin will be forced to introduce formal, centralized fuel rationing across Western Russia and the Moscow region. Priority will be stripped from civilian transport and domestic logistics to feed the military apparatus, triggering localized black-market fuel rates exceeding $2.50 to $3.00 (200–240 RUB) per liter in provincial hubs.2. Complete Commercial Logistics Paralysis & Black-Market Dominance — 90% ProbabilityBy Q4 2026, major e-commerce platforms will officially abandon centralized regional fulfillment in high-risk zones (Volgograd, Tatarstan, Krasnodar, Ryazan). Civilian goods distribution will fracture into localized, cartel-run black markets where private security groups (MOGs) charge up to $7,500 (600,000 RUB) per run, completely outpricing state-subsidized retail.3. The September Mobilization Wave & Feudal Labor Battalions — 85% Probability Following the September Duma elections, Moscow will execute a mandatory mobilization wave of 300,000 to 500,000 men. To prevent urban panic, the state will simultaneously implement 17th-century feudal labor laws, converting underperforming agricultural, industrial, and municipal workers into forced "rear-support" penal units to keep the harvest and rail lines from completely collapsing.4. "Bratva 2.0" Cartel Warfare in Provincial Cities — 80% Probability By late Autumn 2026, returning combat veterans will merge with established organized crime syndicates to create Bratva 2.0. Armed clashes between veteran-led cartels, regional police, and migrant labor networks over protection rackets, drug distribution, and local food supplies will paralyze provincial cities across the Urals and Southern Russia.5. Peripheral Asset-Stripping & Regional Economic Stampede — 75% ProbabilityBy Winter 2026/2027, regional governors and local elites will stop waiting for Moscow's checks to clear. Following Wildberries’ lead in buying up Kazakh logistics space, regional oligarchs will initiate covert asset-stripping, withholding local resource tax revenues and issuing localized barter instruments or promissory notes to keep their populations fed, effectively triggering the de facto economic fragmentation of the Russian Federation.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.47 I am a Bobbit Worm and I do "BLOOP" 29.07.2026 51мин

  Ukrainian deep-strike drones are acting as mechanical Bobbit worms—buried deep in the operational rear, snapping Russia’s supply chains in half. In Episode 2.47, we wade through the ashes of burning logistics hubs, examine the return of Soviet-style digital price-fixing, and dissect the escalating panic inside the Kremlin elite. From 154 destroyed energy nodes in occupied Crimea to the Ryazan Wildberries double-tap, the "careful war" is bleeding out. Meanwhile, State Duma Speaker Volodin orders the public "not to vibrate" while the FSB hunts imaginary New Zealand spies in Siberia. We cap it all off with the downfall of Andrea Pirlo and our formal endorsement of Count Binface for the Clacton by-election.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderYouTube - as this one has visuals:https://youtu.be/_ChUkgwosqQSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.46: National Peculiarities of Russian Freemasonry 27.07.2026 59мин

  When an empire starts running out of money, fuel, and soldiers, it doesn't apologize—it doubles down on esoteric cosplay and window-dressing.In this episode of The Eastern Border, Kristaps Andrejsons takes you deep into the eschatological psych ward of the Russian Federation. We trace the absurd journey from political technologists opening an "SVO Veteran Masonic Lodge" in a sleepy Russian border town to keep their Western club memberships, down to retired GRU Colonel Vladimir Kvachkov calculating divine intervention through calculus and exorcising the "Bes-Pederast" from Genesis.Meanwhile, in the physical world, the "Safe Rear" is in ashes. Ukrainian drones continue to dismantle the Wildberries logistics backbone while Kremlin insiders loot the corporate treasury, leaving middle-class merchants with billions in uninsured losses. At the bottom of the pyramid, working-class families are forced to melt down their ancestral gold wedding rings at pawnshops charging 77% interest just to buy groceries, while Moscow elites build giant metal anti-drone cages over their suburban Rublyovka mansions.We dissect the total breakdown of Russian soft power, Laura Loomer's sudden epiphany in Kyiv, the appointment of General Mykhailo Drapatyi, and why both the Z-patriots and exiled liberals are completely trapped in their own delusional "Lodges" of Holy Russia.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder Merch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lv Download all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/ Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.45: The Wildberries Extinction Event 24.07.2026 1ч 1мин

  Ukraine’s long-range drone campaign has escalated into a systematic liquidation of Russia's deep-rear logistics. As multi-billion-ruble Wildberries and Ozon distribution hubs burn from Krasnodar to St. Petersburg, the illusion of "business as usual" for the Russian middle class has officially gone up in smoke.Meanwhile, frontline Russian troops are facing severe fuel caps, buying black-market gasoline at extortionate prices, while commanders rely on AI-generated fake reports to hide losses, air defenders shoot down their own Su-57 stealth fighters, and Z-patriots openly revolt against the ruling party.In this disemboweling autopsy of the "Syndicate State," I break down the total breakdown of Russian logistics, the silent $38B bank run, and why the Kremlin is operating less like a nation-state and more like a decaying East India Company.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.44 August Without an Emperor 11.07.2026 1ч 13мин

  August has always been a bad month for the Russian Empire. In this comprehensive Eastern European Gonzo brief, Kristaps Andrejsons rips through the sanitized corporate vranyo to document the real-time death rattle of a late-stage totalitarian regime. The deep rear is officially on fire.Tonight, we analyze the absolute, terminal architecture of the "Unholy Trinity" bringing down the Kremlin's vertical: a catastrophic, systemic fuel apocalypse (The Fuel-Energy Tsushima), a bleeding 8-trillion-ruble budgetary black hole, and the total unmasking of the empire's most expensive regional praetorian, Ramzan Kadyrov.From ordinary serfs weaponizing highway blockades over Euro-3 diluted naphtha to billionaire Duma deputies awarding themselves multi-million ruble bonuses to "correct social injustice"—the unwritten imperial contract is dead. The master check is bouncing. Grab your jerrycans and pull the plug on the rig.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lv Download all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/ Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.43 ...but it sometimes rhymes 08.07.2026 59мин

  The software patches on the Kremlin’s digital autocracy have officially failed, and the nineteenth-century Tsarist operating system underneath is throwing rods in real time.In this massive, deep-dive episode of The Eastern Border, we map the exact, radioactive parallels between the catastrophic hubris of the 1904 Russo-Japanese War and the structural collapse unfolding across the Russian Federation in July 2026. From Saudi Arabia delivering an eleven-dollar macroeconomic sledgehammer to crowd out Urals crude from Asia, to Ukrainian strike drones casually cruising unhindered over strategic refinery networks in Tatarstan, Saratov, and Bashkiria—the carotid artery of the Russian war economy is being systematically severed.We tear through the sanitized vranyo of official state data to expose a brutal, street-level reality: a systemic 25,000-ton daily gasoline deficit, a 72-hour starvation clock on fresh food logistics, Alexander Lukashenko’s breathtaking capital strike and fuel extortion against Moscow, and the state-approved chemical execution of the civilian vehicle fleet via toxic, high-sulfur fuel substitutes.Worse still, the macroeconomic void has expanded to an astronomical 20 to 25 trillion rubles when accounting for regional deficits and a forty-five trillion ruble consumer debt trap forcing millions into payday loans and pawnshops. Meanwhile, the corrupt Ponyatiya system continues to reward bloody military failure—exemplified by the "Muradov Paradox"—while the sports bureaucrats in Moscow commit the ultimate "Tracksuit Treason," legally signing away the annexed territories to secure a VIP pass to the Los Angeles 2028 Olympics.History doesn't just repeat itself... it rhymes. And right now, the final verses are being written in the ashes of the post-Soviet resource empire.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.42 The Pantyhose Filter 06.07.2026 47мин

  Welcome back to the edge of the empire. In Episode 2.42, the grand illusion of the "Long War" officially crashes into a 69-hour line for gasoline.The balkanization of the Russian Federation is no longer theoretical; it is happening at the local pumps. We track the total collapse of the fuel supply, where acid-laced Euro-3 sludge is melting the paint off civilian cars, and Kuban Cossacks are physically blockading Crimeans from buying gas. Meanwhile, the military Vranyo reaches fatal levels of absurdity: generals are faking the capture of Konstantinovka to get medals, while their surviving stormtroopers are openly fragging their own Military Police in the mud.As Herman Gref and Elvira Nabiullina scream at each other over a suffocating 14.25% interest rate, the state loses its monopoly on violence, reverting to corporate warlordism and releasing thousands of violent criminals back into the civilian population. And looming over all of this is the August 2026 Convergence—the moment the Tsar's teflon cracks and the imperial machine runs completely out of runway.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.41 All Hail Hypnotoad 26.06.2026 44мин

  The Russian state isn't just collapsing; it's being quietly appraised for a corporate buyout. In Episode 2.41, we dive into the terminal loop of the imperial engine. While British Storm Shadows vaporize the Voronezh Semiconductor Plant and the 31st Air Defense Division gets systematically wiped off the map in Crimea, the Kremlin elite are complaining about diplomatic visas and banning the word "restriction" at the gas pump. All Hail Hypnotoad.We break down the visceral, physical reality of the Russian fuel death spiral, where farmers are paying double for diesel and civilian cars are dying on the highway from toxic "Euro-3" sludge. We track the $103 billion federal budget crater, the 1.5 million empty concrete apartments dragging down the Russian middle class, and the terrifying realization among Z-patriots that Beijing is quietly deploying unmarked corporate armies into Siberia to foreclose on the empire. From nineteenth-century Maxim guns mounted on pickup trucks to $65 payouts for amputee veterans, the social contract is dead. The rats aren't just fleeing the ship—they're negotiating with the iceberg.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.40 Fraud Watch 22.06.2026 50мин

   Welcome back to the studio at the edge of the empire. Today, the institutional lying known as Vranyo has officially collided with a physical, unyielding brick wall. We have arrived at Dopizdelis—the exact moment a superpower talks itself into a terminal, inescapable corner.In this episode, we dissect the catastrophic breakdown of the Russian wartime illusion. From the frantic, profanity-laced meltdowns of frontline Z-volunteers to the dead-eyed central planners strangling their own economy, we pull back the curtain on an imperial engine running completely on empty.The "Gas Station Superpower" can no longer guarantee a working fuel pump inside its own borders.Oh, and before you say anything, I just quote Moscow mayor, Sobyanin in the thumbnail. He'll of course claim his account was hacked, but I don't know, I saw that text on a massive loop last night.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.39 Vranyo for Dummies 19.06.2026 1ч 1мин

  The global gas station has run out of gas. In Episode 2.39 of The Eastern Border, we pull back the heavy curtain of "Vranyo"—the mandatory, systemic state lie—to audit the absolute logistical, financial, and psychological collapse of the Russian Federation in the summer of 2026.From the double-tapped Kapotnya oil refinery choking Moscow in toxic oil rain to the absolute humiliation of Ukrainian defense contractors streaming the destruction live at an arms expo in Paris, the illusion of the sanctuary capital is dead. Finally, we track the psychological ash heap of the empire's truest believers. We dissect Maxim Kalashnikov’s 3 AM late-night Telegram spirals, expose how the Kremlin systematically liquidates its own vanguard drone operators to cover up narcotics rings, and reveal the catastrophic hot-mic leak that proved Putin's "adoring public" are just underpaid theatrical extras being herded back into vans.The simulation is breaking. The actors aren't showing up. Grab your coffee and welcome to physical reality.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder Merch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lv Download all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/ Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderDiscord link:https://discord.gg/kc433UDSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Eastern Border x Operator Starsky 17.06.2026 1ч 2мин

  Another of our collaboration episodes for the anniversary month! This time, with our good friend Operator Starsky! Trigger warning: There is mention of intimate activities with Tatyana Montyan here. As, well, ANYTHING related to Montyan, that will probably melt your brain.And remember, donate to Car4Ukraine! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderAnd here's the YouTube version:https://youtu.be/4pVzEG0Wlp4Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.38 Existential Fanfiction 15.06.2026 51мин

  Happy Anniversary to The Eastern Border! We are celebrating the madness of the post-Soviet space by watching the Russian Federation actively cannibalize its own economy in real-timeIn this masterclass of imperial decay, we track the massive Ukrainian drone strikes turning Russian oil refineries into atmospheric fireballs, forcing the Kremlin to burn billions of rubles just to subsidize domestic gasoline. Meanwhile, the Central Bank is choking the civilian sector with 21.5% interest rates, military commissars are flying out of windows in Rostov, and the real estate market is being propped up by "coffin money" from the frontlines.And if the physical collapse wasn't enough, there is the ideological rot: the state is prosecuting teenagers for insulting the Taliban, and we suffer through Vladimir Solovyov’s self-published, megalomaniacal fiction novel where he gives himself superpowers and teleportation. The simulation is crashing.Donate to Ukraine, folks:https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderBecome our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Eastern Border x Advent of Computing 14.06.2026 1ч 28мин

  In our second anniversary episode, we chat with Sean from Advent of Computing about Russian internet blocks and much more!Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderYouTube link:https://youtu.be/lsAWKr5G3cwOh, and news episode tomorrow!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Transnistria (and other things) with The Red Line 14.06.2026 1ч 49мин

  Here's the first one of our anniversary special episodes. This is a prolonged chat with Michael Hillard from The Red Line podcast.Donate to Car4Ukraine:https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.37 The Simulated Empire 11.06.2026 43мин

  Welcome to the absolute peak of the “Simulated Empire.”It is June 2026, and the Russian Federation has finally achieved the ultimate geopolitical breakthrough: it has completely decoupled from the physical universe. Why fight a miserable, bloody, losing war in the Ukrainian mud when your official military command can simply decree that soldiers should pay “less attention to reality” and trust the pristine paperwork instead?In Episode 2.37 of The Eastern Border, we perform a full structural autopsy on a nuclear-armed mafia state running on pure, unadulterated vranyo. From the hollow victory laps at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF) to the frontlines of the Zaporizhzhia steppe, the matrix is cracking wide open.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what’s going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2:26 This was supposed to be SPIEF 2 08.06.2026 43мин

  The geopolitical abstract has officially broken down into physical, bleeding reality. Recorded live from Latgale, just 22 kilometers from the Russian border, host Kristaps Andrejsons breaks down a sleepless night under a NATO kinetic intercept and details the accelerating structural collapse of the Russian Federation in June 2026. While Vladimir Putin stands on stage at the multi-million-ruble St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF) spinning tales of "technological sovereignty," his hometown burns from massive Ukrainian drone strikes, his Black Sea Fleet surrenders maritime trade routes, and hardline Z-patriot milbloggers are openly calling him a delusional "grandpa" living in a parallel universe. From Soviet-era rationing in occupied Crimea to historical parallels with the fatal Khodynka Tragedy of 1896, we strip away the vranyo to examine an empire in its terminal death spiral.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvCar4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderYouTube:https://youtu.be/7Kz5TEjFLUMWebsite:http://theeasternborder.lv/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Eastern Border x Decoding Trolls Car4Ukraine Fundraising Stream 07.06.2026 2ч 34мин

  In the honor of our 15th anniversary month, we'll be doing quite a bit of collaborations and other fun events. As the first among our guests we have @decodingtrolls - I forgot to ask if I should use his real name, and the internet tells me that this is the preferred and the usual way, so i hope my dear guest won't mind. I hadn't slept all night and was nervous at the beginning - because Decoding Trolls is a great show, Gonzo approved, which I recommend to everyone - but it ended up being a lot about archetypes, philosophy and genuinely deep concepts. And fun at the same time! (As, well, you can see by the sheer length of the episode.)This one, of course, completely free for patrons. Happiness is Mandatory!Decoding trolls Substack:https://www.disinfolklore.net/Main Disinfolklore source:https://www.disinfolklore.com/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.35 SPIEF 2026: We can. But why? 07.06.2026 57мин

  Welcome to Episode 2.35 of The Eastern Border: "SPIEF 2026: We can. But why?"While the Russian elite dine on 18,500-ruble elk lips at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum alongside Andrew Tate and Scott Ritter, the empire is bleeding out. Vladimir Putin accidentally admits his apocalyptic "Oreshnik" missile was intentionally tested on an empty shed. Ukrainian AI-guided drones have turned the R-280 land corridor into a 200km slaughterhouse, triggering a catastrophic fuel famine and rationing in Crimea. And to hide the smoke from their own citizens, Roskomnadzor's war on Cloudflare is accidentally bricking the Russian banking sector.Join us from the GonzoLab as we dissect the Z-patriot meltdowns, the "Cheburnet" kill-switch, and the Kremlin's desperate pivot to a 20-year infinite war.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.34 The Clone Trap Is Burning! 02.06.2026 48мин

  Before we dive into the grim reality of the Russian collapse, a quick note on the channel art. I’ve been listening to your feedback regarding our AI thumbnails. The community poll was an absolute dead heat at 52% vs 48%, so we had to find a middle ground. We are shifting the visual baseline to a highly stylized, character-free 2D Anime aesthetic. It removes the uncanny valley, avoids the public figure issues, and gives us a distinct, unified look. It might not be a perfect solution for everyone, but it’s a solid half-step compromise to keep the show looking sharp while we focus on the actual journalism. Let me know what you think in the comments.Now, onto the nightmare.In Episode 2.34, we document a state legally canceling its own existence. While the Western media panics over fake Excel spreadsheets, the Russian reality is terminal. We break down the 10% macro-drop in petroleum products and the glorious return of Soviet-style 20-liter gas ration cards in occupied Crimea. The Ukrainian Armed Forces aren't just holding the line; they have turned the R280 logistics highway into a mechanical graveyard using advanced drone swarms.But the real fatal damage is happening in the rear. We cover Finance Minister Siluanov’s desperate 16-trillion-ruble sequester of the civilian economy, the mafia-style raid on Wildberries, and the absolute absurdity of Putin’s own regional proxy having a daughter who is actively funding the Ukrainian military from Georgia. And the ultimate punchline? Russian oligarchs are now buying heavy anti-aircraft weapons to build their own PMCs. They aren't preparing for NATO; they are arming up for the post-Putin Civil War.The Empire of Clones is burning. Welcome to the GonzoLab.[SUPPORT THE SHOW & THE RESISTANCE]Car4Ukraine "Summer Sunshine" Campaign: Head over to https://car4ukraine.com and donate to my specific campaign. If you do, you will receive an exclusive, limited-run "Three Brothers" (Old Riga) steel badge minted specifically for listeners of this show. Let's put some trucks on the road!🛡️ Patreon (Ad-Free Episodes): https://www.patreon.com/TheEasternBorder 👕 Official Gonzo Merch Store: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🌐 Website: https://theeasternborder.lv/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories 01.06.2026 1ч 19мин

  We were tired of talking about depressing military losses and bureaucratic collapses, so today Evita and I decided to bring you a cheerful, lighthearted special about something universally joyful: grocery shopping in 2026 Russia!...It goes down from there.Welcome to a tour of a culinary "shitutopia." In this special episode of The Eastern Border, Evita and I perform a deep-dive regulatory and macroeconomic audit on the Russian import-substitution food economy. From AI-hallucinated marketplace listings and 239-ruble bone-paste sausages to a blatant "Red Herring" legal scam, we break down exactly how the isolation economy has turned the Russian supermarket into a predatory dumping ground for toxic, unregulated industrial waste.We look at "Evita's Theorem" of gray-market exploitation, calculate the devastating $12 billion shrinkflation black hole, explore the tragic "Mayonnaise Delusion," and break down the absolute madness of a single plastic Kinder Joy egg costing 1.5% of a provincial firefighter's entire monthly salary.Grab a drink, look closely at your own dinner plate, and welcome to the illusionary calorie economy.🌞 SUPPORT OUR SUMMER TRUCKS CAMPAIGN: Help us purchase, armor, and deliver vital pickup trucks to frontline units in Ukraine. Every donation saves lives. 👉 https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-border🎙️ SUPPORT THE SHOW DIRECTLY: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderYouTube version uploading and will become available at 3.30AM my time tonight - that is after 3 hours or so after posting this.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.