The Pitt Crew

Hayden Pike Hates Two Things: Mushrooms and Ilya Rozanov 06.07.2026 2ч 25мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss My Dinner With Hayden and the epilogue of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Dinner is heated, so is the conversation, and Mal and Camille come to blows.Also, additional coming and blowing.Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ and the house that Camille found for Shane here.Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

David Hollander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Peeping Tom Incident 29.06.2026 2ч 6мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters twenty-six and twenty-seven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. David Hollander kicks in the closet door, Shane and Ilya have sticky shorts, and Yuna Hollander is a #ally.Is on the water, Hollander. Fucking relax.Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠here⁠ and the fanart she mentioned this episode ⁠here⁠ 😜Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

Ilya Rozanov Cosplays as a Canadian 22.06.2026 2ч 16мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-four and twenty-five of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Hollanov get domestic, are attacked by wolves, and Mal almost believes Camille's milk ice lie.Follow Emily on Threads (⁠@emreadswhat) and Instagram (⁠@emreadswhat) and find Believe In Anything Pod on ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, and wherever you get your podcasts!Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet here and her meme here 😜Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

Shane Hollander's Head is Fine 15.06.2026 1ч 56мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Danielle from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-two and twenty-three of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Scott Hunter might be kissing random men on TV, but Shane Hollander's only interested in kissing one specific man. Plus, Shane almost breaks Ilya's nose - but in a sexy way.Follow Danielle on Threads (@daniellesbookishlife) and Instagram (@daniellesbookishlife) and find Believe In Anything Pod on Threads, Instagram, and wherever you get your podcasts!Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are Super Platonic 08.06.2026 2ч 13мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and returning special guest Miranda as they discuss chapters nineteen through twenty-one of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Mal desperately wants to be loved, Shane might not be an asshole, and Camille does have standards - they're just... down here.You can follow Miranda at her since-changed socials of @not_galinaa and @bead.nash!Don't forget to join our ⁠Patreon⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠here⁠.Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

Harrison Browne IS Connor Connors The Fifth 01.06.2026 40мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.HAPPY PRIDE!This week, we're joined by a very special guest - author, filmmaker, actor, and retired professional hockey player Harrison Browne. While you may know him from his role in Heated Rivalry, Harrison is also the first out trans professional hockey player. We'll discuss how Scarlett Johansson got him into acting, the YouTuber that saved his life, and what Connors was going to order before Ilya Rozanov ruined his night in.Follow Harrison on TikTok and Instagram and find his book Let Us Play: Winning the Battle for Gender Diverse Athletes wherever you get your books. Don't forget to join our Patreon! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch here.Also... We've got a PO Box now!THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

Shane & Ilya Do Open Heart Surgery 25.05.2026 2ч 1мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Leigh from Believe in Anything Pod as they discuss chapters sixteen through eighteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Shane wonders if he can get pregnant, Ilya wonders if he can get Shane pregnant, and a lot of feelings almost get spoken aloud.Plus, we launched a Patreon! Subscribe here and find our merch on Etsy here. Thank you for your continued support and for listening to us giggle and yap every week.Find Believe in Anything Pod wherever you get your podcasts and follow them on Instagram and Threads. You can also follow Leigh on Instagram and Threads.Friendly reminder, you can find Mal's fanfic spreadsheet ⁠here⁠!

WE LAUNCHED MERCH! 18.05.2026 1мин

Just wanted to give you a quick call to let you know that our merch is now available! You can find our stickers at our ⁠Etsy shop⁠. Keep your eyes peeled for other drops and thank you for your support!

Rose Landry is The Catch of The Day 18.05.2026 1ч 45мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters fourteen and fifteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Romance author Jess K Hardy chimes in as they discuss Shane learning to flirt without stakes, describing men vs women to sketch artists, and how you'd feel if your favorite childhood toy decided it didn't want you.Plus, Robert muscles through listening to women speak for another 3 hours.Check out Jess's work at JessKHardy.com and follow her on Instagram and Threads! Her latest novel, Under The Milky Way, is on sale now.Fill out our merch inquiry form here and find Mal's fanfic spreadsheet here!

Ilya Rozanov Is Mushy Inside 11.05.2026 2ч 16мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss chapters twelve and thirteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about Shane's use of the R-word and Ilya's breaking of routines. Plus, Mal calls women 'things' and Camille has a full meltdown over Ilya's thighs.Please make sure you fill out our merch inquiry form so that we can be prepared!You can follow Erin on Instagram @erinhatta and TikTok @erinhatta.Check out the article Camille mentioned here.

Heated Rivalry is Dog-Walking Purity Culture 04.05.2026 1ч 25мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and special guest and hockey mom Betsy (Camille's godmother) as they discuss Evangelical purity culture in the South. They'll discuss when it started, why, and the marks it leaves on those that it affects.Plus - how Heated Rivalry is helping us come out of sexual hiding.You can find Betsy's work at betsygarmon.com. Follow her on Instagram @betsy.canas.garmon and check out her Substack here.

IMPORTANT: Schedule & updates 02.05.2026 2мин

Hello, everyone! Quick message for you all on this pleasant Saturday morning. If you have questions regarding purity culture in the Southern US Evangelical circles, please comment them or email them to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com so that we can discuss them with our resident hockey mom. Also - questions about consent re: Heated Rivalry? Email us those too! We'll be talking with Miranda about it very soon.Thank you for listening and CONGRATULATIONS MACKBERT!!!!

Ilya Rozanov is a Sex Symbol(ism) 27.04.2026 1ч 59мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Monster Donut Podcast as they discuss chapters ten and eleven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry and the Las Vegas Remix from her website. They'll discuss how the smut furthers the plot, how Ilya exposes himself as Lover Boy of All Time, and Shane Hollander's pure, unadulterated greed.Plus - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT! We love you, you wonderful goofball, and you make our lives better every day. We're blessed to call you such a dear friend.

Shane Hollander Wins Fastest Shot 20.04.2026 2ч 14мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters seven through nine of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They'll discuss the return of Consent King Ilya Rozanov, Shane's sex condo, and the beginning of the fall.Plus, Yuna Hollander is a party animal.Make sure to read the Las Vegas Remix for next week. Also, you can read L's fanfic here and view the consent checks video re: the cottage phone call here.

9:00 P.M. - Tincture of time 17.04.2026 1ч 57мин

Welcome to THE PITT CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert for one last hour of the shift. They discuss pirating piss, nightcrawlers, and how friends karaoke when they care-aoke.You did it, kid. Now go take that well-deserved nap.They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth:https://www.propublica.org/article/florida-court-ordered-c-sectionsFollow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠Threads⁠ @pittcrewpodcast.This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

8:00 P.M. - White Knight White Noise 10.04.2026 1ч 35мин

Welcome to THE PITT CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Francis Dominic as they discuss shpitting, the departure of the dinosaur, and how everyone just loves Jack Abbot.Plus — make sure you stay through the credits for a blooper you really won’t want to miss.Follow Francis Dominic here Follow us on Instagram and Threads @pittcrewpodcast.This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

Shane Hollander Has The Anxiety Zoomies 06.04.2026 2ч 5мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters four through six of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They discuss the the differences between the Rozanovs and Hollanders, the first All-Star Weekend, and how Ilya can't help but twirl his hair and kick his feet whenever he thinks about Shane Hollander.Wanna read along? Find the syllabus ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.

7:00 P.M. - Changing of the Guard 03.04.2026 1ч 43мин

Welcome to THE PITT CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they drop to their knees in gratitude for the night shift, bond over their shared confusion due to lack of medical training, and dream of all the awful things they'd like to happen to Monica (it's just soup for my family, officer).Also, please check out Cost Plus Drugs to see if you can find your Rx for cheaper - it could save your life.Follow us on Instagram and Threads @pittcrewpodcast.This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

6:00 P.M. - Memento Mori 27.03.2026 2ч 2мин

Welcome to THE PITT CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and returning guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss their favorite fights of the season, cowboy and rural medicine, and how Dana didn’t do anything at all to that man because she was definitely on a fishing trip with Erin catching sea bass.Also — Mal’s dogs are barking.Find Erin on Instagram ⁠@erinhatta⁠ and TikTok (for now) ⁠@erinhattamer⁠.Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@pittcrewpodcast. This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

Shane Hollander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Six Years 23.03.2026 1ч 42мин

Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss the prologue and first three chapters of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Robert finds out about Ilya's bear tattoo, they discuss bottom behavior, and boy oh boy is Shane's internal monologue... hella depressing.Wanna read along? Find the syllabus here.