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  Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview. 04.08.2026 16мин

  Cops dressed as bushes catch 74 drivers on their phones in 6 hours in central Jersey. Awful CEO asks job seekers to tattoo themselves with his company logo in order to be granted a job interview. Minnesota man arrested after using homemade spike strips to keep children away from his property.
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  Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's. 03.08.2026 15мин

  Naked man claiming to be Jesus crashes his car into a church in Detroit. Elderly woman arrested for a drive-by bear spray attack in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Vietnamese doctors perform the nation's first successful penis transplant.
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  Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route. 31.07.2026 19мин

  Florida Friday - Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder after she tried to leave the date. Floridaman attacks a Florida woman with a pizza pan at the movie theater after she laughed too loud. 77 year old Florida woman mail carrier stole 100 animals from her neighborhood mail route. Florida woman attacked her senior relative with a cup of urine at a family gathering.
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  Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election. 30.07.2026 19мин

  Australian citizens fined over $4 million for failing to vote in the last compulsory election. An American hiker in Montana impaled himself on top of a mountain and then walked 10 miles back down. US government approves a giant space mirror to deliver sunlight to Earth.
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  Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma. 29.07.2026 17мин

  Police were called after a concertgoer defecated in the moshpit of a Devilskin concert in New Zealand. Wife in China spends years biting her husband's to snap him out of a coma. There is a Scream Club in Chicago that encourages members to scream and let it all out by the lake.
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  Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland. 28.07.2026 21мин

  South Koreans are taking their pets to Tarot card readers to learn more about them. Owners of Myspace are planning a re-launch of the iconic original social network. Town in Switzerland fines dog owners if they don't clean up after their urine.
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  Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative. 27.07.2026 16мин

  Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a Massachusetts park. Russian authorities are going to raid shopping malls for radical youths. Family discovers body of a dead stranger in the freezer of their recently deceased relative in Alaska.
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  Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber. 24.07.2026 20мин

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart parking lot. Floridaman arrested living on multiple boats that didnt belong to him AKA Squater Piracy. Floridaman arrested for pepperspraying a family in a pet store for not petting HIM.
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  Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem. 23.07.2026 18мин

  Major League Baseball fan slaps another fan for not standing during the National Anthem. Large mysterious metal spaceballs are being found on a beach in Queensland, Australia. Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from those lusty women.
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  Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner. 22.07.2026 19мин

  Michelin star restaurant owner in South Korea faces jail for serving dessert topped with ants. CD sales are on the rise despite Gen Z lacking CD players. Adolf Hitler's birthplace in Austria re-opens as a police station.
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  Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover. 21.07.2026 16мин
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  Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub. 20.07.2026 19мин
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  Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night. 17.07.2026 19мин

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Dead python will get you a free pizza at this Florida restaurant. Florida department of motor vehicles sent a granny an obscene license plate. Two Florida school principals arrested for drunk driving same car on same night. Florida politician claims giraffes proves being gay is not natural.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota. 16.07.2026 18мин

  Stock market investment influencer was stabbed by an angry follower who lost money on their stock tips. Minnesota "Grandparent Happy Hour" is singed into law. Man defecated on the wall of a social club, wiped his bum with a sandwich and claimed he had a bomb. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand. 15.07.2026 16мин

  Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Pattaya, Thailand. The US Navy gives sailors one year to shave off their beards of exit. Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain. 14.07.2026 18мин

  Chipotle opens its first restaurant location in Mexico. Jealous wife bites her husband's penis off after sharpening her teeth with a file. Very stoned dog rescued on the highest mountain in Scotland after eating some cannabis. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery. 13.07.2026 18мин

  California grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery. Woman arrested in Japan after sewing her roommates lips together. Taco Bell removes certain ingredients after outbreak of explosive diarrhea hits the midwest. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare. 10.07.2026 23мин

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman rideshare passenger arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in the back of the ride. Floridaman exposed himself to a Doordash delivery person and blamed it on a cat scratch from his kitten. Florida couple arrested after leaving their young children alone in a hotel room while they got drunk at the pool. Floridaman accused of choking his e girlfriend and dumping a backpack full of feces on her as payback for cheating. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding. 09.07.2026 16мин

  Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Scientists say that cannibalism is bad for your health. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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  Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger. 08.07.2026 17мин

  Police investigating after report of a man using a seagull as a weapon in Scotland. Drug dealers in Berlin are leaving free samples in mailboxes according to police. Indiana man cut off his own genitals and used them to commit arson. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform