Therapy Gecko

“I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR AT A MOVIE THEATER” 31.05.2026 1ч 10мин

This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen. Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I GOT SOBER AND IT’S GREAT” 27.05.2026 1ч 7мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock.  Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M DATING AN ESCORT” 24.05.2026 1ч 2мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off. It’s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY” 20.05.2026 1ч 8мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army. This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON” 17.05.2026 1ч 13мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living. It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL” 13.05.2026 1ч 4мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature.  Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL 10.05.2026 1ч 12мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now. The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“MY HUSBAND SEXTED A NIGERIAN CHATBOT” 07.05.2026 1ч 11мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium.  It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?” 03.05.2026 1ч 13мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing.  Do not double dip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE” 30.04.2026 1ч 9мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence.  It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST” 26.04.2026 1ч 14мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware. Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED” 22.04.2026 1ч 1мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people. Take a number. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“MY WIFE RAN AWAY” 19.04.2026 1ч 2мин

COME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.  Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.  Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR” 15.04.2026 1ч 10мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life. That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE” 12.04.2026 1ч 9мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me.  This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I NEED TO BE PERFECT” 08.04.2026 1ч 16мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect. Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels. These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING” 05.04.2026 1ч 15мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship.  Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking company. We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI” 01.04.2026 1ч 14мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner.  It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“LARPING AND DIVORCE” 29.03.2026 1ч 12мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry.A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ALASKAN DAYDREAMS 25.03.2026 1ч 3мин

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries. The pool party is today. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.