We Don't Have Time For This

Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes. 02.06.2026 31min

Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.  - Mentions:  Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs  Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix Follow: @the_fifth_trimester LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to the TFT podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating 01.06.2026 43min

Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her tennis talents.... or lack thereof. Happy Tuesday, DLs! Notspons: Gem: Studymate Pencil Case Set  Revz: Too Good To Go App (Game Changer!)  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm 29.05.2026 37min

A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.  Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties? 28.05.2026 19min

This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up? 27.05.2026 23min

It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.  Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth? Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue’s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling’s success should never be the other’s undoing.   Netflix’s Kylie: https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657  - Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist  Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonus: Let’s Go Back To Where It All Began 26.05.2026 1h 14min

You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Own Your Trash 25.05.2026 55min

Gem’s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box™️ — no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem’s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable millennial midlife crisis. Finally, something deeply disturbing happened to Revz the other night that left us feeling humbled, disgusted and honestly a bit old. Notspons: G: Aussie Pal Water Bottle R: Loving Tan 10min express Mentions: Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Your Hand-Me-Downs 21.05.2026 8min

Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonus: The Mum Hack We All Needed 21.05.2026 56min

A must-listen for DLs chasing a little “life enhancement”! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you’ll actually want to use. - http://Www.kithsalon.com Kellie@kithsalon.com @kithsalon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can Everyone Just Shut Up!? 18.05.2026 48min

This week, Isla makes the catastrophic discovery of Revz's ChatGPT history and now clearing search history is another thing to add to the mental load. Gem unpacks her feelings about the latest Australian-set Netflix movie Apex and asks the important question: when was the last time you completely flipped your lid? Because... same. Plus, an absolutely necessary takedown of Timezone, the sensory overstimulation capital where relaxation goes to die. Notspons: G: THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE. by Raye R: Sports Mouthguard Amazon (aff link) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era 14.05.2026 12min

Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's Talk About Divorce (With An Expert) 13.05.2026 40min

After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies.    Mentions Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Apple Podcasts Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Spotify Domestic Violence Hotline: 1800RESPECT Family Court Website Parker Coles Curtis Family & Divorce LawyersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another Thing We're Doing Wrong 11.05.2026 48min

How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we’re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? Just wondering, because the mums are tired. Plus, Gem finally solves the mystery of her lifelong tablet-swallowing trauma, and DLs, there’s a 1 in 5 chance you’ve got the same issue.  Notspons: G: Kevin Murphy Body Mass R: CRZ YOGA activewear tank (aff link) and CRZ YOGA bike shorts (aff link) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Relationship On 2x Speed 07.05.2026 20min

This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend! WACF Charity Donation LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fifth Trimester : If Mother’s Day Is Hard For You ❤️‍🩹 06.05.2026 23min

Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you’re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It’s a day that can put all of that under a microscope and really illuminate the pain. Lu opens up about how, in the wake of her divorce, Mother’s Day, and other big, celebratory moments now come with an undercurrent of sadness. Bella shares what it’s been like stepping into the role of legal guardian for her mum following a dementia diagnosis. The girls also share how they’re marking the day together this year, complete with a full-blown boycott of the whole damn thing. We hope this alternative view point makes you feel less alone, DLs. Share this episode with your loved ones x Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Shaved For This! 04.05.2026 59min

Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction. Notspons: G: Eveko Shampoo and Conditioner R: Frank Body Clearing Body Wash - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Toxic Ex Fantasy, amiright? 30.04.2026 15min

Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up! LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Links 28.04.2026 8min

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Gem’s Dressing Gown Revz’s Ugg boots Once upon Photo books Milk Books Photo books  Blys at home treatment LIVE SHOW Tickets (on sale 1st May 10am AEST) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Phone Knows Too Much 27.04.2026 49min

***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May*** Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else’s. Revz also has a bug bear with anything that tracks you like sleep and fitness data, is it really necessary? Meanwhile Gem is seething over the small chaotic piles taking over her house and somehow her chuck it out personality might be creating little hoarders. Notspons: G: Coles Dried Mango R: Aeon Liquid Magic - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Afford To Celebrate My Bestie 23.04.2026 10min

This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank. All LIVE SHOW info - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.