Don't Be Ugly

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  Floor sitters don't have the best opinions 21.07.2026 1h 22min

  After Caroline opens up about her phone-free retreat, Phillip catches her up on everything she missed: the celebrity divorce no one saw coming, a new wave of trad-wife teens, life under a totalitarian dictatorship, and the dangers of climbing Mount Everest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Would you die for a good cause? 14.07.2026 1h 19min

  Caroline & Phillip discuss whether your name determines your fate, Harvard's admissions policies, their family's global footprint, Taylor Swift's flop wedding ceremony, a blonde Mona Lisa, and the ridiculous ways people raise money for charity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  We got scammed by a fake psychic 07.07.2026 1h 22min

  Phillip admits he got scammed by a fake psychic (shocking). Caroline panics about her boyfriend flirting at a gym she doesn't attend. She also cancels 4th of July after Phillip points out her social circle is more of a triangle. All while exposing the Fairytale Industrial Complex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Will Taylor Swift get booed at her own wedding? 30.06.2026 54min

  Caroline and Phillip discuss Lizzo's successful new album, analyze how the UK's child phone ban will inevitably cause their podcast to flop, and ask the question on everyone's mind: will Taylor Swift have to hire bridesmaids for her upcoming wedding? The world is waiting. #hingepartner http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in downtown Los Angeles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Two germans crashed our house for the World Cup 25.06.2026 59min

  Deranged from their new European roomies, Caroline & Phillip expose the truth about Olivia Rodrigo's new album cover, the real cost of Dua Lipa's wedding, the odds of 007 to be played by a gay man, and the infamous JoJo Siwa cruise disaster. #hingepartner http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  You shouldn't need a census to count your kids 16.06.2026 1h 15min

  Caroline and Phillip test Caroline's narcissism with surprising results, uncover a hidden network of tech bros pleading for female attention, and examine the ethics of having too many children. #hingepartner http://hin.ge/dontbeuglypod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  I can name every celebrity but not a single senator 09.06.2026 1h 10min

  Phillip's car got stolen by parking enforcement and Caroline was uninvited from Dua Lipa's wedding. To lighten the mood, Caroline & Phillip share confidence tips from Marilyn Monroe, expose the billionaire fitness industry, tackle pop culture and tech's most pressing questions, and map out their retirement plans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  My boyfriend left me for the priesthood 02.06.2026 1h 3min

  Caroline & Phillip question some shocking "A-List" couples, debrief Caroline's epic birthday party that was heard 'round the world, offer advice to a girl whose boyfriend left her to become a priest, and investigate their newest podcasting competitor: the sisterhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Did the Titanic have yacht girls? 26.05.2026 1h 18min

  After their studio gets ransacked, Caroline & Phillip recount a nearly identical childhood robbery, revisit the Titanic tragedy, stress over Caroline's looming birthday party, make a case for Olivia Jade, and reveal why Caroline turned down Cannes this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  How to tell if someone’s gay 19.05.2026 1h 7min

  Caroline recaps her boyfriend's first visit to her Ohio hometown and hints at her former A-list boyfriend. Phillip unveils a shocking secret about aliens courtesy of a former NASA whistleblower, and Caroline struggles to keep up with the philosophical questions it raises. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  To all the influencers who've never worked real jobs 12.05.2026 1h 2min

  Caroline & Phillip offer a rare look inside their childhood, the humiliating things they've done for money, the ugly truth about being a twin, Caroline's ongoing cancellation, and what it's going to take to keep this show alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Soft launching your boyfriend is for cowards 06.05.2026 1h 16min

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  Harvard economist teaches influencer about the recession 28.04.2026 1h 9min

  Caroline & Phillip tackle the history of the Gen-Z housing crisis. Corporatize everything. Just know Caroline's Prada combat boots are privately held. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  I wish I was raised by a mommy vlogger 21.04.2026 1h 4min

  Caroline & Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Why we turned down Coachella this year 14.04.2026 1h 11min

  Caroline & Phillip discuss why they turned down a brand's VIP Coachella experience. After dozens of celebrities used Caroline's image and likeliness to profit off of her, Caroline prefers to distance herself from that world anyways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Is this the end of the podcast? 07.04.2026 1h 9min

  Caroline & Phillip realize that for the podcast to last, it needs a proper foundation. After a surprise ADHD diagnoses, a modeling photoshoot gone wrong, and a hit-piece targeting Caroline's body, the odds are stacked against them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  The first day of the rest of our lives 31.03.2026 58min

  Caroline & Phillip reminisce on the six years they spent off the air. DBU is back. This time, everything is different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  Don't Be Ugly is Back 27.03.2026 2min

  After a six year sabbatical, Caroline & her brother make their triumphant return to podcasting. Some people have beauty, others have brains. Luckily, they have both. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  I Might Be A Los Angeles 5 But I'm An Ohio 10 27.07.2020 50min

  Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  I Was Too Fat to Work at Brandie Melville 20.07.2020 57min

  TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Mansion, The House Nobody Asked For, located in the heart of Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices