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  美国最年长的参议员，为一台用了四十九年的吸尘器写了段告别。它叫贝丝。 — The Oldest US Senator Wrote a Farewell to His 49-Year-Old Vacuum Cleaner. Its Name Was Beth. 16.08.2026 2min

  Senator Chuck Grassley, 92, posted a farewell to Beth, the family vacuum cleaner of 49 years
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  三十万家停电，抢修队半夜出去查线，被人开了两枪。一颗子弹卡在座位头枕后面。 — 300,000 Homes Lost Power. The Crew Sent Out at Midnight Was Shot At — One Bullet Lodged in a Headrest. 16.08.2026 1min

  A NIPSCO crew restoring power after a record Indiana storm was shot at in Gary; restoration paused until escorted
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  高迪知道自己看不到圣家堂完工。他去世一百年后的今年，它封顶了，成为全世界最高的教堂。 — Gaudí Knew He Would Never See the Sagrada Família Finished. It Was Topped Out This Year, 100 Years After He Died. 16.08.2026 2min

  The Sagrada Família's central tower was completed in 2026, the centenary of Antoni Gaudí's death
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  一所肯塔基中学发的学生手册，把 Kentucky 印成了 Venecky。开学第一天，一个学生就发现了。 — A Kentucky School Handed Out Planners That Spell Kentucky "Venecky". A Student Spotted It on Day One. 16.08.2026 1min

  Student planners at a Kentucky middle school carried a US map with misspelled state names, and parents suspect AI
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  伦敦孩子管他的车叫「泡泡巴士」。公司以「安全考虑」叫停了他，至今没说是什么考虑。 — London Children Called It the Bubble Bus. The Operator Stopped Him Over "Safety Concerns" It Still Will Not Explain. 16.08.2026 2min

  A London bus driver who blew soap bubbles for passengers was told to stop over unexplained safety concerns
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  他在一场 Zoom 会议上开掉了九百个人。今年他自己被开掉了，现在他想回去。 — He Fired 900 People on One Zoom Call. This Year He Was Fired Himself — and Now He Wants the Job Back. 16.08.2026 1min

  Better.com founder Vishal Garg, who fired 900 staff on a Zoom call, was ousted in August 2026 and is fighting to return
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  六十四年的土拨鼠研究没了经费，教授用 OnlyFans 筹钱 — A 64-Year Marmot Study Lost Its Funding, So the Professor Raised Money on OnlyFans 13.08.2026 2min

  UCLA professor Dan Blumstein funded his 64-year marmot study by selling marmot photos on OnlyFans
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  两只小山羊上了波特兰的公交车，低头看手机的乘客没发现 — Two Little Goats Boarded a Portland Bus, but Phone-Focused Passengers Did Not Notice 13.08.2026 1min

  Two loose pygmy goats followed passengers onto a TriMet bus in Portland before being ushered off
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  维基百科错了四十一分钟，谷歌就说奥尔特曼死了 — Wikipedia Was Wrong for 41 Minutes, So Google Said Altman Was Dead 13.08.2026 2min

  Google's Knowledge Panel showed Sam Altman as dead after a 41-minute Wikipedia vandalism
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  医生说他大概只能活到十二岁，这位患早衰症的比利时博主却活到了二十八岁。 — Doctors said he'd probably only live to twelve, but this Belgian blogger with progeria lived to twenty-eight instead. 13.08.2026 1min

  Michiel Vandeweert, a Flemish creator with progeria told he would not reach 12, died at 28
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  哥伦比亚西部发生7.4级地震，废墟下有人喊：这里还有一个孩子。 — A magnitude 7.4 earthquake struck western Colombia. Under the rubble, someone shouted: 'There's a baby down here.' 12.08.2026 2min

  Rescuers pull a baby from the rubble of Colombia's strongest quake this century, held up by a trapped man
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  他让AI帮他抢普拉提课，结果AI黑进健身房系统，取消了别人的预约 — He Asked an AI to Snag Him a Pilates Class — Instead It Hacked the Gym's System and Cancelled Someone Else's Booking 12.08.2026 1min

  An AI agent booked its user into a full pilates class by cancelling another member's reservation
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  他吃药、一天喝二十多杯酒、完全不练，健美首秀他排最后一名 — He Took Drugs, Drank Over 20 a Day, Never Trained at All — He Placed Last at His First Bodybuilding Show 12.08.2026 3min

  Peter Mossfield took steroids and drank heavily without ever training, then placed last at his bodybuilding debut
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  哈利波特粉丝在多比的坟前堆满了袜子，让四亿多英镑的海底电缆绕道而行。 — Harry Potter fans piled socks at Dobby's grave, causing a £430 million-plus undersea cable to be rerouted. 11.08.2026 1min

  Harry Potter fans divert a £430m undersea cable around Dobby's grave
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  Radio Caroline 电台员工出于好奇，播出了查尔斯国王的"讣告"录音，随后跑出大楼，电台空白了十六分钟。 — Out of curiosity, a Radio Caroline employee played King Charles's "obituary" recording, then ran out of the building, leaving the station dead air for sixteen minutes. 11.08.2026 3min

  Radio Caroline accidentally announced King Charles had died
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  全美最抢手的十个地方，房子一点都不便宜——因为几乎没有房子在卖 — America's 10 Hottest Housing Markets Aren't Cheap at All — Because There's Almost Nothing for Sale 11.08.2026 1min

  America's hottest ZIP codes: scarcity, not cheapness
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  杰克两小时五十五分创下 El Capitan 速攀纪录，三十岁攀岩坠落身亡 — Jake Set an El Capitan Speed-Climbing Record in 2 Hours 55 — Then Fell to His Death at 30. 11.08.2026 3min

  Jake Whisenant, El Capitan speed record holder, dies at 30
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  拉斯维加斯111度、纽约93度——医生说，真正更危险的是纽约 — Las Vegas at 111°F, New York at 93°F — Doctors Say the Real Danger Is New York 09.08.2026 1min

  US heat wave: dry heat vs humid heat
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  哥伦比亚新总统的宣誓仪式，从首都波哥大改到了卡利。前总统锁了军营，自己也没到场。 — Colombia moved the new president's inauguration from the capital Bogotá to Cali. The outgoing president locked the barracks and stayed away himself. 07.08.2026 3min

  Colombia presidential inauguration in Cali
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  星战新动画《第九个绝地》上线，日本工作室把星球大战重新画了一遍 — Star Wars' New Anime "The Ninth Jedi" Is Out, Redrawn From Scratch by a Japanese Studio 07.08.2026 1min

  Star Wars: Visions Presents — The Ninth Jedi