LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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• Monster Makeover - A Funny Story for Kids 01.06.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Ivy decides she’s done worrying about monsters under her bed. Besides, there’s no such thing as monsters living under people’s beds anyway.But if, hypothetically speaking, a monster ever did show up, could she not just give it a makeover to make it look a little less scary?What could possibly go wrong?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• The Hospital - A Funny Story for Kids 25.05.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital.You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them.Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Speeding Ticket - A Funny Story for Kids 18.05.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush.Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head.You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, someone remembers the most important thing in the world… that they forgot to bring.What a shame it would be if your parent ended up getting a speeding ticket… again.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• The Sidekick - A Funny Story for Kids 11.05.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Spoiled Rotten - A Funny Story for Kids 04.05.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.Or do they?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• The Sleepover - A Funny Story for Kids 27.04.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids 20.04.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids 13.04.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.”  That would be strange, wouldn't it?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids 06.04.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids 30.03.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Dungeon Rescue - A Funny Story for Kids 23.03.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small  ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Low Battery - A Funny Story for Kids 16.03.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying. You’re always replacing them or charging them. It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings. But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from. It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• There's a Potion for That - A Funny Story for Kids 09.03.2026 22min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Hold Onto Your Teeth - A Funny Story for Kids 02.03.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Eddie tries to mess with his younger brother Ollie, who has just discovered that his baby teeth are are going to start falling out. It all seems harmless at first, until something very strange happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Eddie. Now he’s taking all the blame and no one believes a word he says. If only he had the Tooth Fairy’s phone number.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Eww, Gross! - A Funny Story for Kids 23.02.2026 20min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Kinsley loves celebrating how everyone is different. She even wears a shirt that says, “Stay Weird.” But when her new friend starts getting grossed out by things that aren’t even remotely gross, Kinsley begins to wonder, is her new friend the bad kind of weird?Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Magical Beans (but not THOSE beans) - A Funny Story for Kids 16.02.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again. But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected. Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Never Meet Your Heroes - A Funny Story for Kids 09.02.2026 21min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with. One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Bug Love - A Funny Story for Kids 02.02.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Josey is one tough kid… except when it comes to bugs. Anytime one appears, she calls her brother, Darius, to deal with it. But when Josey accidentally rescues a spider from inside her sweater, it starts treating her like a hero — and the very last thing Josey wants is any kind of bug love.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• The Announcer - A Funny Story for Kids 26.01.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly story, Walter wakes up to discover a mysterious voice announcing every single thing he does. It’s like he’s living inside a TV show! As Walter and his sister Aubrey search for a way to escape the non-stop narration, they quickly realize that hiding from the voice may not be as easy as they hoped.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. 
• Class Pet - A Funny Story for Kids 19.01.2026 19min

  Listen Ad-free with PREMIUMVisit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff.In this silly Parker’s class wants a pet. Not just because it would be fun, but because it would teach responsibility. And grownups love responsibility.But what starts as a perfectly reasonable idea quickly spirals when Parker takes it upon himself to choose the class pet.Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.