The Dick Show

Epizode

• Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades 08.06.2026 2h 2min

  Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to thank everyone for ten years of content; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment 01.06.2026 1h 51min

  Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and when to beat your kids; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song 25.05.2026 1h 57min

  A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer 18.05.2026 2h 2min

  TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice, Mixtape, data centers, Kars 4 Kids, and the fight over Charlie Kirk's everlasting soul; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media 11.05.2026 1h 39min

  The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and movies about women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs 04.05.2026 3h 11min

  Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
• Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common 20.04.2026 1h 57min

  Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation, EBT ends and 7-Eleven goes out of business, spending too long in prison, and Black people have funeral cardboard cutouts; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
• Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises 12.04.2026 2h 13min

  Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity soup, a Denmark race-mixing ad, a wedding weekend with no spouse, OnlyFans advice, and a new firmware update for women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 504 - Dick on Fat Libs 05.04.2026 2h 27min

  Whitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob of bicyclists are arrested, a new opening act, Germany starts to go to war, and Maddox proposes a solution to slow down the rotation of the Earth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 503 - Dick on Vengeance for All 30.03.2026 2h 8min

  Iran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady policemen, a car breaking system for screaming, making porn of people you know, criminalizing sauce packets, NY goes dark, and a professional woman bicycler goes off a bridge; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 502 - Dick on The Day the Chungus Died 23.03.2026 2h 42min

  Chuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 501 - Dick on Sol Ringers 16.03.2026 2h 31min

  Netenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000 cops show up for a synagogue shooting, Maddox plays Magic: the Gathering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 500 - Dick on Chekov's Nuke 08.03.2026 2h 43min

  Iran fails to deliver a nuke, the hospital loses my kidney stone, birthdays for men, a domestic abuse vasectomy, DEI classes, twinks vs. sissies, fat women vs. rings, a human brain chip plays Doom, and more advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 499 - Dick on More Ayatollahs 01.03.2026 2h 34min

  Israel goes to war with Iran, things are blown up in Dubai, AirBnb-conditioning, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, Sven Stoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, advice on being gay, a wife folds laundry, baby sign language, a woman is addicted to working out, the BAFTA N-word game, and Smiling Friends is over; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream 23.02.2026 2h 13min

  Restore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go back where you came from, a dance interpretation of ICE shootings, and fixing a swing; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
• Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com 16.02.2026 2h 35min

  The creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel, a "gun person" kills a bunch of kids, the Silence of the Lambs producers apologize, Israel declares war on the United States, no more SBA Loans for Indians, cheating at the Olympics, baby farming, and a pedophile owns school Picture Day; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide 09.02.2026 2h 35min

  The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs 25.01.2026 2h 13min

  ICE vs. Communists, a Black woman brings ribs to the emergency room, things stuck up butts and other gay walks, synchronized suicide pods, Andrew Tate abuses his son, a news girl and a chair engineer, the UK makes banter illegal, H1B police, women vs. crime and punishment, and bananas and rice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier 19.01.2026 2h 5min

  Two fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL makes an AI lawsuit machine, and I am attacked by a whale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
• Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice 10.01.2026 2h

  Royce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time Crisis, fighting with your brother, infiltrating the Plus Size Park Hopper gang, and a Super Size Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!