Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Heatwave Swamp Crack and the Eyebrow Saga Continues... 17.07.2026 56min

Chris and Rosie are back from a very hot and sweaty trip to London... how much Sudocream did Chris need and more importantly, did the eyebrows stay intact? The pair have some customer service beef plus some passive aggressive interactions with restaurant staff. Chris shares why he is finally done with stag do's and the world of dirty talking cars is revealed! All of this plus a World Cup Ick, some 90's parenting and a nasty seagull! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Kerridge 15.07.2026 40min

If you're not hungry now, you will be after to listening to this! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by Chef extraordinaire Tom Kerridge! As well as talking about his new TV Series 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy', they also discuss what life was like as an upcoming chef in London in the 90's, Tom's favourite cuisine and why a Greggs Sausage Roll is still a staple! Tom also reads a story from a SMA , Chris reveals his fond memories of eating at one of Tom's restaurants and Rosie recounts the time she almost vomited on live TV! Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy is a 6 x 30 series made by South Shore and Bone Soup for ITV1 and ITVX, proudly supported by M&S Food. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The World Cup, Rosie's First Tattoo and is there a Priest Listening? 10.07.2026 1h 9min

World Cup Fever has reached The Ramsey Household! The couple discuss The Mexico game and how they feel about Erling Haaland! Rosie has had her eyebrows done, Chris witnessed a man in need of a car, and the pair go down a True Crim rabbit hole!. There's beefs, religion, an embarrassing moment at a Baby Shower and Rosie shares a story from the public... but it sounds quite familiar! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker 08.07.2026 45min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian Charlie Baker! Charlie and Rosie bond over their love of Musical Theatre and share what it’s like being the singer in the family! The trio discuss bad Edinburgh shows, the time that Charlie got forked off stage and why he thinks everyone should do stand up once in their life! Charlie also parts some marriage advice and reveals that he’s a tap dancer as well as a singer and a comedian (a triple threat!) . All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lot! To book tickets to Charlie's 'Go Get it' tour visit linktr.ee/charliebakercomedian If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another Stag Do, A Little Accident and Memories of Snogging Strangers 03.07.2026 1h 2min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has been on yet ANOTHER trip. This one involved a lot of Guinness, a lost passport and an early exit. The pair discuss trouser shorts, arm tights, losing airpods and and what happens when you take a good banana through airport security. All of this plus some brilliant beefs, (foot wash anyone?) a verruca update, some Mormon Wife correspondence and a BJJ injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Kane 01.07.2026 50min

On today's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, author and actor, Russell Kane! The trio discuss Sanddancers, life as an omnivert, and an unforgettable night in Berlin! Russell chats about his kids book When Brian Met Terry and his upcoming role as Romeo in the forth coming production of Romeo and Juliet which is takes place in September at The New Vic in Newcastle-under-Lyme. All of this plus a nostalgic look back to when Russell and Chris first met and a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story! For tickets to Romeo and Juliet newvictheatre.org.uk/book-tickets You can find both Russell's Children's books - Pet Selector and When Brian Met Terry at all good bookshops and online. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Father's Day, Party Bags and Chris has a Full Medical 26.06.2026 54min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey provide an alternative to party bags, could a bucket full of pound coins be the way forward? Chris has some Father's day beef and he reveals the results of his latest medical. Rosie shares fears that she had at the kids sports day and explains why Chris can't ever get his ear's pierced. As well as this there's BBQ chat, new Pj's and a potential 20 minute set about tin foil! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Natalie Cassidy 24.06.2026 38min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actress, podcaster and all round brilliant Natalie Cassidy! The three discuss favourite swear words, life after Eastenders and what it's like having a teenage daughter. Natalie reads a great Please Keep Me Anonymous story and tells Chris and Rosie why she loved performing at The Mighty Hoopla! Natalie also talks about what inspired her to make the documentary series, Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together whereby she sets out to get a Health and Social Care qualification. And if she wasn't busy enough she also has a podcast called Life With Nat. On the pod Natalie talks to various members of her family about the realties of every day life! You can find Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together on BBC Iplayer or click here: Natalie Cassidy: Caring Together Life with Nat is available wherever you get your podcasts! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on Shagged Married Annoyed, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mock the Week, Hotel Parties, and will Chris Weep or Faint? 19.06.2026 54min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has returned home a very tired guy! He has some hotel party beef and could potentially either weep or faint... The couple discuss Rosie's exercise injury, Lynx Africa and there is a coffee cup dispute! Questions from the public cover some mystery liquid, an HP Sauce Bottle and a getting ready ick. There's also some voice notes that include a reverse ick and a weather app invention! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ed Gamble 17.06.2026 45min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and TV Host Ed Gamble! As well getting nostalgic about their Edinburgh Days, the trio discuss star signs, Real House Wives and Rosie reveals why she thinks she is addicted to her extended family... Ed talks about his upcoming tour Fresh Hell, his new TV Series Unacceptable and he reads one of your horrible stories! For tickets to Ed's tour visit edgamble.co.uk You can watch Unacceptable on TLC at 9pm from July 5th If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

90's Parenting, a Golf Trip, and the start of Rosie's Caravan Campaign 12.06.2026 1h 2min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's Golf Trip, 90's parenting, the importance of boredom and why Rosie loves slagging of Chris to the kids... There's Beefs, QFTP's, shopping substitutions and a camping toilet story! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont 10.06.2026 37min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, writer and and Taskmaster alumni, Lucy Beaumont. The trio start with some trapped wind chat, Gum Tree Pets and Lucy's Ghost Cat. They discuss Lucy's upcoming tour, what YouTube is good for and why some influencers really annoy Lucy! All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lovely listeners! Lucy's tour 'Bad at Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos' starts in September. For tickets go to lucybeaumont.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Try Huel Lite Ramen — the new lighter instant noodle launching 2 June. Under 230 calories, 25g protein, ready in 5 minutes. Use code SMA for £10 off at ⁠https://my.huel.com/SMA⁠. New customers only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts 05.06.2026 1h 1min

On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast! Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather icons and the pair get deep over AI... All of this plus a brilliant voice note, more A1 sex shop chat and some second hand gold clubs! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc 03.06.2026 41min

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the wonderful Mel Giedroyc. Mel joins the pair the day after The BAFTAS and has a brilliant reveal about her outfit. They discuss award ceremonies, talking Italian and Mel shares her TMJ problem post Last One Laughing... We hear a story from a SMA and there's even some Strictly chat! As well as this Mel talks about her brilliant podcast, Where There's a Will There's a Wake which is available every week, wherever you get your podcasts! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck 29.05.2026 58min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss Rosie's trip to Verona, their different reactions to potential intruders, a Hen Do scam and why Chris very much felt his age when discussing the Radio 1 Big Weekend. They also chat about roller skates, robots and Rosie reveals how she was humbled by Sandra... All this plus beefs, a mum related voice note and some fab QFTPs. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James 27.05.2026 45min

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James. Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story. Chris reveals an old hygiene habit from the Edinburgh Fringe and Rhys and Rosie do their best to explain Rat Boy Summer. All this plus a horrifying story from one of you lovely lot! You can catch Rhys on tour this year with his show Chop Logic, for tickets visit rhysjames.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle 22.05.2026 1h 2min

On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack! There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Findomme! All of this plus QFTP's involving dry humping, cuckolding and loads more! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine 20.05.2026 42min

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires podcast festival ( AKA Radio and Podcast Royalty), Greg James and Alice Levine! What happens when four chatty broadcasters sit down in a room together? A whole lot! They discuss Greg and Alice's new podcast, Bad Chat, Greg's family member at Chris's gig and the pros and cons of doing a podcast as a married couple! They also chat about the joys of listener interaction and what makes the audience really angry! All this, plus an email from a listener who would like some advice...anonymously! You can listen and watch Bad Chat wherever you get your podcasts and for tickets to the the Crossed Wires festival visit crossedwires.live/line-up If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy 15.05.2026 1h

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger warning* this involved quite a gruesome story! The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting. All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex Shop chat... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth 13.05.2026 44min

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth . As well as reading one of your stories, Laura talks about her journey from teaching to stand up, family dynamics and what life is like when you come from a funny family . The trio also speculate on who will be the new Strictly Hosts! To book tickets to see Laura on tour with her show Born Aggy visit Laurasmyth.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices