Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

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  Dad's "Hear Me Outs" Are Not What We Expected | DFMB Episode 182 18.08.2026 40min

  Charles and Link discuss The Odyssey, and wouldn’t you know it, it all starts from a deez nuts joke. Then, Link has Charles participate in a viral TikTok trend about responding to bullies, and Charles reveals who his “hear me outs” are. Plus, the two travel the globe in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  A New Dog In The Family | DFMB Episode 181 11.08.2026 30min

  Charles and Link are joined by two very special guests this week - Nancy and her new dog, Rusty! Nancy gives all the details on the new pup, and gives an update on her recovery process. Plus, Link discusses his month-long staycation, his short trip back to NC, and the exciting Netflix news for GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!
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  Dad Reacts To Funny Fan Comments | DFMB Episode 180 04.08.2026 34min

  Charles and Link discuss an old tall tale about hillside cows. Charles talks about the biggest mistakes he’s ever made in his job as a painter in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles reacts to fan comments, and tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!
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  We Have A Southern Insult Contest | DFMB Episode 179 28.07.2026 27min

  Charles reacts to Link’s best hat on the GMM episode “We Try On 37 Hats and Slowly Go Mad”, and tries to outdo his look. It being a beret, Charles then of course tries to pronounce French words. Plus, the two play the Southern Slang Game, and then have a Southern insult contest in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Dad Tries Hilarious TikTok Trend | DFMB Episode 178 21.07.2026 34min

  Charles and Link have a heated debate about, well, heat. Charles gets an email with a very interesting proposition for him, and Link teaches him the hidden meaning behind certain emojis. Plus, the two put their acting skills to the test as they try out a recent viral TikTok trend. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Lando Gets His License | DFMB Episode 177 14.07.2026 35min

  Link tells Charles all about his excruciating experience getting Lando a new car, and the duo prank calls Nana. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Dad Tries To Sell Mystery Products | DFMB Episode 176 07.07.2026 39min

  This episode starts off with a bang, with Charles pronouncing more words! Then, a listener sends in a personal AITA story involving Netflix cheating, and Charles and Link debate. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious story about Nana, and tries to sell modern items to Link that he doesn't recognize. C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Dad Reacts To Modern Prices | DFMB Episode 175 30.06.2026 36min

  Charles and Link talk about their experiences with sleep walking and talking, and Charles attempts to freestyle rap. Then, Link quizzes Charles to see if he can guess the prices of things from the year he was born vs. now, and two have a fascinating and intellectual debate: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Link's Anniversary Trip | DFMB Episode 174 23.06.2026 36min

  Charles goes on the radio, and of course, we have a clip of it, and of course, he performed flawlessly. Charles also updates Link on Nancy’s recent treatment milestone, and Link discusses his anniversary getaway with Christy. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  2026 Link Vs. 2015 Link | DFMB Episode 173 16.06.2026 30min

  Happy Father’s Day to all the daddy Myrtle Beasts out there! The two celebrate Father’s Day AND the four year anniversary of the podcast by doing wonderful impersonations of each other. The two revisit the 2015 episode of GMM “Things Most Humans Can’t Do” to test if the skills really are genetic. Plus, the two roast more paint hacks. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Could Dad Do The WORST Parts Of My Job? | DFMB Episode 172 09.06.2026 39min

  Charles updates Link on the latest developments in his garden, and Link tries to convince him to turn his overflowing tomato harvest into ketchup. Then, the two react to Myrtle Beast emails about who they supposedly resemble, revisit some of the most infamous foods Link has ever eaten on GMM, and put their instincts to the test in a game of spotting the fake profession. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Our Top Secret Time Together | DFMB Episode 171 02.06.2026 33min

  It’s Tuesday which means it’s time for another Dispatch! Charles and Link recap their recent top secret adventures together (as much as they can share!). Charles sees his thirst trap video in all its glory for the first time ever, and Link talks about his recent family pizza night ultimate fail. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  It's Our Birthdays! | DFMB Episode 170 26.05.2026 29min

  It's time for the annual Neal boys birthday episode! Charles serenades Link with, you guessed it, 50 Cent. The two talk about 47 and 73, and discuss what they're looking forward to in 48 and 74. Plus, Charles tries to guess what modern items are in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and Charles performs foley for a scene called "Link Gets A Midnight Snack". C'mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Oura Ring Dubai Chocolate Paris Hilton Delivery Robot Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Dad Reacts To Grocery Prices At Erewhon | DFMB Episode 169 19.05.2026 30min

  Charles learns about modern niche hobbies, and also learns how to say the word niche. Would Charles try LARPing or a silent disco? Is being a nudist in his future? Probably! Plus, Link tries to get Charles to guess ridiculous grocery prices from Erewhon. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Dad Reacts To Internet Slop | DFMB Episode 168 12.05.2026 36min

  Link gives an update on Lincoln’s feelings on Canadian girls. The two are challenged with more riddles, which makes them wonder if they are smarter in the morning time. Plus, the two watch reels about Animal Olympics, backrolling (yes, that’s what it’s called), and ridiculous beach hacks. Plus, Lord Charles tries to pronounce Game Of Thrones characters. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: https://www.tiktok.com/@its.baby.podcast/video/7524208832487132430?_r=1&_t=ZT-95CprtI4U74 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SXgGqdlQVd8 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6uHPpQC9Jgc Pronunciation Segment: Daenerys Targaryen Khaleesi Tyrion Lannister Petyr Baelish Brienne of Tarth Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Rhett Sends Dad A Weird Message | DFMB Episode 167 05.05.2026 39min

  Charles tells a story about when he pushed his sister out of a tree, and Charles and Link call the family to get the story straight. The two give advice to someone whose boyfriend refuses to post her on social media, and to a husband who dislikes his wife’s lasagna. Plus, Charles gets a mysterious message from none other than…Rhett McLaughlin? C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Could Dad Do My Job? | DFMB Episode 166 28.04.2026 36min

  A Canadian Myrtle Beast emails in to confess her crush on Link's son, Lincoln. Charles says he would try Link's job on GMM, but Link challenges him on it by showing him a series of iconic clips from the show. Plus, Charles discusses what he wishes people knew about aging, and the two talk about their roller coaster experiences. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Rhett & Link's Trip To Alaska | DFMB Episode 165 21.04.2026 39min

  Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Fans Subscribe Dad To Hilarious Newsletters | DFMB Episode 164 14.04.2026 36min

  Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
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  Charles Reacts To Link Getting Pranked On GMM | DFMB Episode 163 07.04.2026 36min

  Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach