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• Episode 119 - Morning Glory Milking Farm 24.06.2026 1h 17min

  For our season four opener, we are finally taking on a long-requested book: Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. Listeners have wanted to hear Katie lay this one on Maxx, and needless to say, he was not ready.Book DescriptionViolet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there's only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren't so one-sided after all.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: capitalism, xenophobia (by species), medical setting, collection and sale of bodily fluids, mentions of divorce (MMC), brief mention of blood drinking (vampiric side character,) graphic sexual contact in a professional setting.TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance ft Human FMC and Minotaur MMC, slice of life, work romance (in a fucked up kinda way,) idiots to lovers?TITILLATIONS: extreme size difference, not a weird dick just…a lot of dick, manual stimulation, machine assisted stimulation, lube play, fluid play. FLUIDS (I can't stress this enough). ‘Breeding stocks’ and ‘good little cow’.So...What Are You Into?Katie: BackroomsMaxx: SevereanceBONUS CLIPS: Severance, S1E7, "Music and Dance Experience" and S2 finale scene, "Choreography and Merriment."(Clips are spoiler-free, but do contain context clues to the nature of the relationships between characters.)Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storyime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 118 - A Conversation With Lauren Carter Reilly (aka Glamour Possum) 10.06.2026 1h 5min

  We have a VERY special surprise for our listeners this week! During our hiatus, we had the opportunity to chat with actor/author Lauren Carter Reilly, aka Glamour Possum! She is the creator of the popular Sunday O'Rorden character on TikTok, and now Sunday is getting the literary treatment with All We Have Is Money! We also talked about her previous novels, how she made the jump from the stage to the page, and how she relishes being able to tell her stories across a variety of mediums. Lauren's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 117 - Wuthering Heights (2026) 27.05.2026 1h 23min

  Season four is here! After a longer-than-anticipated hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back! Tune in to hear what's been going on during hiatus, where we'll be appearing this year, and some new projects in the works! Oh, and we have thoughts on Emerald Fennell's adaptation of Wuthering Heights!So...What Are You Into?Katie: The Wandering Village and "Miyazaki" by Paris PalomaMaxx: "Fabienk" by Angine de PoitrineOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 116 - Have A Holly Wilde Christmas! 15.01.2026 1h 3min

  After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back with their holiday episode! Yes, we know that the holidays are technically behind us, but that doesn't mean that we can't keep celebrating! Join us as Katie and Maxx marvel at My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen (and Other Holiday Classics) by Smutco Industries' favorite mad genius, Holly Wilde!Book DescriptionWhen Fa-La-La brings the WTF, you know you’ve stumbled into a Holly Wilde Holiday!If you’re craving a holiday read that’s completely unserious, Holly Wilde’s latest collection delivers! From a flirty red truck to a cursed candy cane crush, these four Christmas romances are silly, spicy, and totally bingeable.Inside, you’ll find:My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train PeenOne woman discovers the true meaning of full steam ahead when her date reveals that he’s part man, part train. All aboard!Yule Be Coming: The Christmas Truck Who’s DTFThe hot bartender is the only woman who’s ever truly revved his engine. Can the iconic red truck shoot his shot and finally win her over? Or will his fantasy girl remain exactly that…only in his dreams?One Night Stand with the Candy Cane ManNever read mysterious Christmas hexes out loud on a first date. It might turn the poor guy into a candy cane…and then there’ll be some very creative—and intensely personal—magic to turn him human again.(And a fourth title that can't be shared here...for reasons.)Four Holiday Tales of Sentient Object Shenanigans. It’s Holly. It’s Wilde. This Christmas—crank it all the way to climax.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: Literally the loosest of all explanations, sentient objects, truly strange anatomy, accidental use of magic, accidental transfiguration, dubious consent, sexual injury, and truly advanced puns. TROPES: All short stories in this collection are F/M heterosexual erotica, holiday themes, flagrant misuse of the “it was only a dream” trope.TITILLATIONS: His peen is a train, no for real. One guy is a truck, no really! Insertion of a foreign object/sentient object*, Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex (fingers, objects) and one truly unfortunate money shot. * = DISCLAIMER: peppermint burns on contact with any mucosa membrane, sexual contact with peppermint should be avoided for your safety. So...What Are You Into?Katie: The Incredible Dr. PolMaxx: Yakuza 0Holly Wilde on InstagramOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 115 - Defined and Defiled 19.11.2025 1h 9min

  "Ghostlight Fall" rolls on, and we're stoked to feature an author new to the show: Elsie LePlant! We've never covered her work before, but we'll never forget our first encounter with her! Give us a listen as Katie recaps Defined and Defiled. You may think you love books, but not like this tome's FMC loves them!Book DescriptionShirley would do anything for her students. Even flirt her way into the closed off basement of her school.But her students might not be the only ones learning a thing or two when she finds a sentient Dictionary that can re-define what love means to her.Triggers, Tropes, and TitillationsTriggers: serial workplace harassment, that one guy you avoid at work events, magic, accidental use of magic, non-consensual transfiguration, mild body horror, 90’s references and excessive puns.Tropes: F/M cis/het romance between a human woman and a man who has been turned into a magic book, age gap (both are over 25,) supernatural small town, secrets, lies, and creepy janitors.Titillations: unique anatomy, sex with a sentient object, sex in a public place, sex in a car, oral sex, vaginal sex, double penetration, his tongue is the ribbon bookmark.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Minecraft ARGsMaxx: Mystery Science Theater 3000Elsie's InstagramOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 114: The Totally Typical Tale of Mappy McMapface/Hello Nurse 05.11.2025 1h

  Week two of Ghostlight Fall features two books from show favorite Nicole Parker! We kind of knew what we were in for with Nicole, but in classic Nicole fashion, she still found ways to surprise us! Give us a listen as Katie blasts through The Totally Typical Tale of Mappy McMapface and Hello, Nurse, Nicole's contribution to the Ghostlight Falls series.Book DescriptionsMappy McMapface takes pride in being Ghostlight Falls’ very own himbo. Who needs brains with wings like those?Carter regrets giving Mappy the spotlight. His bitterness and quest for revenge may lead to a not so happy ending for everyone.But Mappy is hiding a secret. A secret so secret he doesn’t even know about it. Once the truth is revealed, will the town still love their adorable himbo? Will Mappy be able to keep the love of his life, Miguel? Or will his life go off course?Growing up in Ghostlight Falls, Rebecca has seen her fair share of the unusual, but when she runs into three mysterious creatures hiding from their past, her curiosity leads her down a path she never expects.Will their dark history get in the way of a bright future, or can Rebecca help Blabbo, Absurdo, and Angelina find a way to be free from Dr. Sinister forever?Triple T'sMapfaceTRIGGERS: attempted murder, bad science, car accidents, attempted drowning (not detailed,) memory loss and blackouts, alcohol use, history of bullying, needles, drugging, kidnapping, and forced shifting.TROPES: M/M Cis/homosexual romance ft bat-winged himbo and an almost totally normal human man.TITILLATIONS: oral sex, anal sex, flavored cum, masturbation, weird dick, wing play.Hello, NurseTRIGGERS: evil scientist, abused lab experiments, kidnapping, violence, ritual magic.TROPES: FFMM cis/queer erotic short story, 3 non-human partners and 1 (mostly) human nurse, Animaniacs coded.TITILLATIONS: all group sex all the time! Oral, vaginal, and anal sex, double penetration, triple penetration, face sitting, knots, mating bites.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Rust Valley RestorersMaxx: Silent Hill 2 RemakeAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 113 - Close Encounters of the Ghostlight Falls Kind 29.10.2025 48min

  On the one hand, this week's episode is a few days late. On the other hand, for the month of November, Cheap Smut is going weekly again as we celebrate the release of Ghostlight Falls, a 13-book series co-created by some of our favorite authors: Dakota Cockaday, Nicole Parker, Thea Masen, G.M. Fairy, Sabrina Cross, Sylvia Morrow, Luna Cantrip, Clover Holloway, Elsie LePlant, Kenzie James, and Latrexa Nova. All month, we're covering books from the interconnected world of Ghostlight Falls, a creepy town in the Pacific Northwest that isn't too creepy to keep the citizens from getting horny! To prove our point, we're kicking things off with Close Encounters of the Ghostlight Falls Kind by Dakota Cockaday, and as always, she doesn't let us down!Close Encounters of the Ghostlight Falls Kind is a standalone prequel novella that follows our journalist FMC as she seeks to uncover the mystery of the Wonder Hole.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: brief moments of panic and general tomfoolery.TROPES: F/M cis/het erotic short story, alien romance, insta-lust, fated mates?TITILLATIONS: a whole lotta tentacles.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Law and Order: SVU Maxx: Matt Baume on YouTubeOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Bonus Mini Episode - Maxx Joy Live at Crunchy's 14.10.2025 18min

  On this week's episode, Maxx mentioned that he would be making his return to stand-up comedy. Like any good comic, he recorded the seven-minute performance, and now he would like to share it with all of you! Prior to the set, Katie and Maxx talk briefly about Maxx's history with stand-up comedy, his inspirations, and his plans going forward.(Audio recorded 13 October 2025 at Crunchie's in East Lansing, Michigan.)Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 112 - The Flower Queen 13.10.2025 1h 19min

  It's a race against the clock this week, as Katie and Maxx barrel through The Flower Queen by Phenix Lynn, each with a heroic amount of edibles (consumed right before Maxx hit "Record") slowly kicking in. Whether they won or lost depends on how you feel about a married couple giddily recounting a smutty Thumbelina retelling!Book DescriptionLeena is a day away from marrying her best friend, King Obe. When she is kidnapped the night before the wedding, she must face her fears and remember the survival skills she learned as a child to survive. Will she get back to the castle and her beloved king?Obe, Flower King of the Seelie Court, is about to marry his truest love, Leena. But when she is kidnapped, a beautiful courtier from the Unseelie Court, at the castle for the wedding, comforts and befriends him. Will he fall for her in Leena’s absence?Sparrow is home from a trip to the human realm, for the wedding of his two childhood friends. But he is secretly in love with one of them. Will he make his feelings known?Triple T'sTriggers: kidnapping, imprisonment, violence, blood, gore & bones, torture & murder, drugging, on-page panic attacks, sexual harrasment of the main character(s), survival in harsh environments, gruesome injury of a main character, no musical numbers.Tropes: FMM Cis/Queer romance, Thumbelina retelling, fae/shifting/magic, survival story, idiots-in-love, nursing the injured.Titillations: reference to kink and play (not depicted on page,) explicit on-page sex including oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, and double vaginal penetration, MM, FM, and FMM. So...What Are You Into?Katie: Greenleaf Classics Books Digital Cover Archive (NSFW and lacks content warnings; some images may be disturbing)Maxx: Sloppy Second SalesBONUS LINK: Big Box CollectionAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 111 - MILF: A Holiday Romance 29.09.2025 58min

  A while back, Katie put the word out on Bluesky asking for book recs, and AS Adams said, "Hey, check this shit out!" and suggested their book "MILF: A Holiday Romance." We are grateful for their boldness, as this episode was a sexy and hilarious blast from start to finish!Book DescriptionAfter six months of late night feedings, dirty diapers, and a baby who’d rather be held than sleep in his crib, Daphne and Cooper Jones need a break. So when he books a romantic stay-cation at a luxury hotel for Mother’s Day, Daphne is thrilled she gets to shower in peace and maybe read a book that doesn’t include barnyard animals.But Cooper has one more than one surprise up his sleeve. He knows Daphne’s been harboring a secret fantasy and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to make her dreams come true… with a little help from a friend.One night doesn’t seem to be enough to quell their mutual desires. And as things left unsaid for years make their way to the surface the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur. But what if it doesn’t have to be over, what if this night is just the beginning?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: reference to pregnancy, childbirth, and post-partum depression, post-partum FMC, body image and shame, general angst and big feelings.TROPES: FMM - Queer/cis menage romance ft an established couple and their third wheel, idiots-to-lovers, queer awakening, get your groove back, third-act-fuck-up.TITILLATIONS: hotwifing, ménage á trois, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, double penetration, mild BDSM dynamics, snowballing, cum play, lactation.So...What Are You Into?Katie: ElsbethCarl: the music of The Dismemberment PlanBONUS: Maxx onstage with The Dismemberment Plan, Chicago of 2011. (I show up at 1:48.)Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 110 - My Billionaire Boss Is A Vampire 15.09.2025 1h 19min

  A certain neurodivergent producer/husband has an affinity for truth in advertising, so it should come as no surprise that Katie had a blast telling Maxx all about My Billionaire Boss Is A Vampire by Kate McDarris. All that was missing in the title was a "But" and then a comically long list of things they wanted to do to their boss. (Producer's note: Oh, just you wait...)Book Description"My boss is worth $42 billion. I just found out he’s a vampire...and I'm about to be his next snack."Alice has been crushing on her billionaire boss and there are definite vibes between them. One night she discovers the shocking truth he's been keeping: he's a vampire, and dawn is quickly approaching. Steric warns he'll do wicked things to her if she invites him inside. The sun might set him on fire, but Alice is the one he burns for.He's standing in her doorway right now and she has a choice to make.Does Alice have what it takes to survive a whole day alone with her billionaire vampire boss?Triple T's (taken from Kate's own content page): 69, alcohol consumption, alpha male, anal, assault , bathtub sex, being watched during intercourse, billionaire, biting/teeth/fangs, blood/drinking, bondage/restraint, "break up to save her," control/loss of control, demon, desperation, dirty talk, fingering/fisting, gender fluidity, "good girl/good vampire,” gore/decapitation, guns/gunfire/shooting, hand necklace/choking, hurt/comfort, kidnapping, lingerie/panties, magic, marathon/multiple orgasm, masturbation, ménage/MFM, “Mine/Yours,” murder, office romance, oral, orgasm denial, ownership/claiming/marking, outercourse pleasure, oral while standing up, power play, spanking/whipping, strong female, rimming, rough sex, tails, vampire, and violence.(Producer's note: ...told you.)So...What Are You Into?Katie: Quiet days thanks to our kids being in school.Carl: TampopoAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeMusic: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 109 - Ready For Her Alien Husband 01.09.2025 56min

  Katie opted to keep things light and the stakes low this week, and you won't hear Maxx complaining! Join us this week for Ready For Her Alien Husband by Marian Pattechat and snuggle up with the cozy, "slice of life" vibes!Book DescriptionTrixie’s dream has come true: she has been identified as the fated mate of a Gaenthian. He’s handsome, buff, winged, and horned. It’s just what she’s been fantasizing about ever since his warrior race came to Earth’s assistance two years ago. The trip to her new home on a space station can’t end soon enough; she’s more than ready to meet her alien husband. Sure, some things give her cause for concern, like their significant size difference. But everything should end with a HEA. Her massive collection of sci-fi romance novels says so.Vrixiel can’t wait to hold his Goddess-chosen female in his arms. The petite Terran with hair as pink as his home planet’s sky is all he could wish for, judging by the holographic file he has on Lady Trixie. He has no doubt she will be impressed with his many medals and the home he has furnished for her. However, will that be enough when his hard-kept secret comes to light? Or will she put an end to their marriage before it has even begun?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: mentions of chronic pain and physical limitations, male body insecurity, heteronormative and socially conservative alien society.TROPES: F/M cis/het alien romance, human FMC & alien MMC, AI assisted fated mates, cool sci-fi escapism, slice of horny life, size difference (with a twist).TITILLATIONS: horn play, cunnilingus, pierced MMC, he went to sex school.So..What Are You Into?Katie: Lost Feather by Merri BrightMaxx: Flint Local 432Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us On Ko-Fi!Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 108 - Taking The Step 18.08.2025 1h 4min

  To Maxx's delight, the darkness of Sinful Signings is behind us (Producer's Note: LOVE YOU, SINFUL BESTIES!!!), and now things can get back to normal, with "normal" meaning "the weird and goofy stuff," and few do weird and goofy like Bjorn Wilde! This week, Katie covers books 1-5 of Bjorn's stepparent taboo series, Taking The Step, and we lose our collective minds at the notion of an 18-year-old with a penis who's barely touched the darn thing!Book Description Shy eighteen-year-old Cam is ready to be a man…he just doesn’t know how. One thing he does know, though…he certainly doesn’t need his jocky, new step-dad Jason trying to teach him.But when his mom gets called away on business, it’s Cam’s worst nightmare come to life as Jason plans a special guys’ week in hopes of getting his step-son to finally open up.One-on-one bonding with his step-dad couldn’t possibly be further from Cam’s idea of a good time. This guys’ week, though, is destined to bring the two closer than they ever imagined.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: naive adolescent MMC and taboo attraction.TROPES: M/M Cis/Homosexual step-daddy romance, sexual awakening, virgin main character, rom-com heavy on the com, awakenings…just…awakenings.TITILLATIONS: physical self discovery, masturbation, exhibitionism & voyeurism, mild dom/sub dynamics, homemade sex tape of your super-hot step dad, condom practice. (Suspend your disbelief, this 18 year old man has never touched his own junk before.)So...What Are You Into?Katie: The Lazarus Project and "The Doll People" by Sofia IsellaMaxx: Pablo Torre Finds Out, the Criterion Channel, and FOIAball.Author's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Sinful Signings Recap, A Soft Reboot, And A Giveaway! 04.08.2025 31min

  Producer's Note: we understand that this isn't a normal episode, and that you may not be interested in hearing us talk about Sinful Signings again. If you would like to hear about the giveaway, jump ahead to the 24:50 mark.No book this week as we're blasting this one out far and wide for patrons and main liners alike! This week we're recapping Sinful Signings 2025, looking ahead to BOTH Sinful Signings events next year, talking about the future of the show, and we're hosting our first-ever giveaway! Our TikTokOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 107 - Wicked Games (Cheap Smut Live at Sinful Signings 2025) 28.07.2025 54min

  Producer's Note: given the difficult nature of capturing live sound, this episode's volume levels are going to be higher than what you are used to. For our first Sinful Signings in 2024, we interviewed New York Times bestselling author Brynne Weaver and had no idea how we could top that. Well, thanks to the amazing Sinful Signings team (thank you, Autumn, Desi, and David!), we were able to top it and then some with our first-ever LIVE episode! Katie and Carl were joined by narrator Lizzie Heard and a room full of smut lovers as Katie told the tale of Wicked Games by P.H. Nix and Celeste Night. Proceedings got more unhinged than usual, so strap in and bask in one of the wildest and darkest books we've ever covered!Book DescriptionA black envelope with silver filigree, a house long abandoned by residents, and a tragedy covered up in the bayou. What did these three things have in common?HarperWhen I received an invitation to the House of Horrors at the once beautiful Toussaint Manor, unease had filled every fiber of my being. And like the dumbass I was, I still went. What I didn’t know was that once I stepped foot inside, I might not ever leave.MinosHarper Leigh was beautiful, but beneath her sweet facade, I knew that she was a snake, just like the rest of her friends. She had to pay for the pain she’d caused, preferably in blood.ErebusOnce I caught sight of the woman with haunting eyes and midnight colored hair, I knew that she had to be mine. My brother wanted to punish her, but I wanted to keep her. That could only happen if she lived through our trials.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: murder, torture, blood, gore, death, fire, mauling by alligator, violent and erotic horror, bloody revenge.TROPES: Saw-like torture house, final girl awakenings.TITILLATIONS: dubious consent/non-consent, suspension, binding w/ rope, double penetration, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, penetration w/ a weapon (gun).So...What Are You Into?Lizzie: Her child!Katie: Seekers NotesCarl: "CPR" by Wet Leg and The Second Founding by Eric FonerLizzie on TikTokP.H. Nix's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 106 - Only Her (wsg/ Kelly and Branden of Blush Podcast) 18.07.2025 1h 3min

  Our last pre-Sinful Signings episode is here and it is a WILD one! This week, Katie and Carl are joined by fellow Sinful Signings attendees Kelly and Branden of Blush Podcast, and they were game for Only Her by N. Slater. After the traumas inflicted upon Carl by last week's book (Producer's note: Still love you, Burd!), Katie felt like something sweet and sapphic was in order!Book DescriptionDaniela has stolen my heart, my body, and my soul.She’s mine.Even if she’s the soon-to-be Queen of Kusovania.Unfortunately, as a mere noble and Kusovania’s royal seamstress, my chances at remaining by her side are slim to none. Until I somehow find myself standing before the King, competing against other royals for Daniela’s hand.I have nothing to offer except for my heart.Hopefully, it’ll be enough.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: monarchy and royalty, status and wealth, incredibly bitchy ex-girlfriends.TROPES:  F/F cis/sapphic romance, royal romance, secret love affair, competition for her hand, anachronistic past-present setting.TITILLATIONS: fingering, frottage, cunnilingus, use of a strap-on...all the best things lesbians do!So...What Are You Into?Kelly: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HDBranden: Praise!Katie: Hell Hole: the Fleshlight That Drained Me Dry by V.X. Cross Carl: Games Done QuickAuthor's WebsiteBlush Podcast LinktreeBranden's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 105 - The Three Ring Scavenger 07.07.2025 1h 20min

  We are SO. CLOSE. To Sinful Signings 2025 (July 19-20 in Roanoke, Virginia), and the dark parade of attending authors covered on our show marches on with The Three Ring Scavenger by S. A. Burd. Katie has longed to cover one of of Burd's books on the show, and the wait paid off big time, as it led her to this bonkers tale of demons, gods, and vampires getting up to no good.Book DescriptionA vampire and demon walk into a brothel, but they’re not looking for services. They’re looking for HER.Being a business owner and whore house madam has kept Maude very busy since her husband’s grisly death. She doesn’t have time for games or interruptions, but fate rarely gives us what we expect. One moment she’s minding her own business; the next, two extremely good-looking men come to offer her immortality. Making deals with demons can be tricky—she should have read all the fine print, or at least asked more about HIM.Now she’s faced with a vampire, a demon, and a god, all hiding in plain sight. What they ask of her will rock her to her very core. She needs to keep her head on straight and not let her new power—or the tempestuous god—seduce her.Brief Descriptions of Long Books: Only Between Us by Ellie K. Wilde  Triple T'sTRIGGERS: graphic violence, murder, blood and gore, vampires, demons, gods and sundry, consumption of all parts of the human animal, turn-of-the-century circus (and all associated ickiness), fatal injury to a main character, coercion and control of the main character, toxic interpersonal dynamics (that made Katie want to hurt main characters).TROPES: F/M cis/het dark romance ft a human-turned-creature FMC and an incorporeal god currently inhabiting a male human body, historical romance (turn-of-the-20th-century, New Orleans, LA), three-ring circus, strong independent woman, literal man eater, Zeus but it's worse this time, “more like enemies who are lovers amirite?”TITILLATIONS: masked man, horn play, mild BDSM dynamics, restraints, blindfold, use of superlatives "My Lord" and "Pet/Little One," bathtub, blood exchange, and intimate bloodletting.So...What Are You Into?Katie: "I Used To Be Young" by Miley CyrusCarl: Riding His BikeAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 104 - Their Goddess 23.06.2025 1h 22min

  This week, Katie caught Carl slipping and forgetting what Sinful Signings is all about. (Spoiler: the dark stuff.) Luckily, Katie read Their Goddess by Sabrina G. this week, and that was all the reminding that Carl needed! Tune in and you'll almost literally HEAR a man get whiplash from the tone shift!Book Description Ethan and Syrus met online. Their true identities hidden behind a mask, but the chemistry they feel cannot be denied. What started as a few collaboration videos turned into lives together and spiraled into an in-person meet-up at a coffee shop.One year later they're together.They’re happy.They’re in love.However, there's a new girl at their coffee shop and neither can deny the pull they feel toward her or the familiar tone of her voice. Except Selena has a past, a past she's desperately trying to run away from.Will her past come for her?Will it come for them all?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: past domestic violence & spousal abuse, stalking, abduction, threats made with a firearm.TROPES: MMF menage Cis/Queer romance, gaming and streaming, masked man, baking, the boyfriends are boyfriends, coincidence or fate?TITILLATIONS: power exchange, dominant & submissive dynamics, two brats - one dom, penetrative, oral, anal and vaginal sex, menage & double penetration.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Criminal MindsCarl: Of Monsters and MainframesAuthor's Instagram Our LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 103 - Concussion Protocol 09.06.2025 52min

  We know that Sinful Signings celebrates the darker side of the romance world, but sometimes you gotta lighten up and let a little sunshine in! That's exactly what we're doing this week with Concussion Protocol by Sinful Signings attending author Rebecca Rathe! Join us for this breezy and sexy tale of a hot nurse and his hunky, rugby-playing patient!Book DescriptionA sweet and spicy short story by Rebecca RatheHe's a ten, but he's my ex-boyfriend's straight teammate and my patient.Rugby Player & NurseEx Boyfriend's FriendBi AwakeningTriple T'sTRIGGERS: vomit, blood, and gross stuff that happens in the ER, character with a head injury, medically induced altered state (loopy from the meds), questionable medical ethics, mild violence.TROPES: M/M cis/homosexual romance, sports romance (rugby player,) medical romance (ER nurse,) ex-boyfriend’s coworker, bi awakening, caring for the injured.TITILLATIONS: oral sex, anal sex, “moment of weakness that turns out to be so much more.”So...What Are You Into?Katie: Gold Diggers: the Secret of Bear MountainCarl: MurderbotAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★
• Episode 102 - Draga & the Savage: Dragobete 02.06.2025 1h 27min

  Sinful Signings 2025 is on the horizon (July 19th-20th in Roanoke, Virginia), so things are getting dark here at Smutco Industries! We're kicking off our coverage of the dark romance genre with a book that came highly recommended by patron/dear friend Katie Hurd; Draga & the Savage: Dragobete by Jenny Allen. The spice may be on the low end, but the passion is INTENSE!Book DescirptionLuminitaAs a woman in medieval Romania, the inability to control my fate quickly grew from annoyance to a festering wound. Even as a Durand, who can rip the soul from a man, I have no place in power because I am female. When I left my home in Kotor, I vowed to prove the world wrong. Then I stumbled across a true mystery who eventually called me Draga, Beloved.AaronAfter seven thousand years of life, I thought I'd uncovered all of life's secrets. Blood was my only joy as a vampire. When the Mongol's Golden Horde descended on us in 1241, I seized the opportunity to indulge myself amongst their atrocities. That is until a chance encounter earned me the name Salbatic, the Savage, and forever changed my life.Triple T'sTRIGGERS: dark themes, violence, gore, & murder, on-page death of a minor, attempted sexual assault, depictions of war and devastation, drug use: both consensual & non-consensual, vampires (blood, blood letting, blood consumption).TROPES: F/M cis/heterosexual dark romance ft. vampiric characters, historical romance (medieval eastern Europe), only one bed, romance NOT a love story.TITILLATIONS: ritualistic sex, blood play and violence, sex outdoors, power struggle.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Doctor WhoCarl: Monster Prom 4 - Monster ConAuthor's WebsiteOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Storytime" by Mated Fates ★ Support this podcast ★