The Jack & Ash Show

BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST 17.07.2026 59min

Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic?VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! We're nominated for the Listener's Choice Award and it's all voted for by YOU!To vote for us, just search for 'The Jack & Ash Show' here:https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingWant more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS 10.07.2026 1h

ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS.Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man".Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out what his biggest bugbear is.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES 03.07.2026 1h 5min

Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! 26.06.2026 59min

What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them.There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Oh... AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW!Come and hanker down with us at The Hackney Empire, London on Saturday, 19th of September 2026!Patreon Paid Members Ticket Pre-Sale: 10am, Tuesday, 30th of June.General Ticket Sale: 10am, Wednesday, 1st of July.Tickets will be available at:https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-jack-ash-show-liveNot a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN 19.06.2026 58min

There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's...Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS 12.06.2026 1h 2min

There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear!Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS 05.06.2026 1h 4min

After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now...There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station?Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT! 29.05.2026 1h 3min

How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories...From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers..Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO 22.05.2026 1h 6min

There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT.Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM?? 15.05.2026 1h 5min

Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism…It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one??Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB 08.05.2026 53min

What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course!If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES 01.05.2026 59min

Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO 24.04.2026 1h 8min

And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly bonus episodes and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT 17.04.2026 1h 7min

While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations.There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS 10.04.2026 1h 2min

Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES 03.04.2026 1h 10min

Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN 27.03.2026 1h 2min

What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY 26.03.2026 52min

Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson?Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about.This episode is sponsored by the Department for Education and #getintoteachingGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE 20.03.2026 54min

The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN' 13.03.2026 1h 1min

There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.