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  More Like Practical Tragic w/ Holden McNeely 17.09.2026 1h 28min

  This week on Page 7 we're celebratin' our OWN Fleet Week with the captain of the SS BC, Holden McNeely, AND THEY'RE SETTIN' DOCK! Celin Dion IS BACK BABY, Lady Gaga has become Mama Gaga as she's wanted to, CONGRATULATIONS! Speakin' of STEFANI GERMANOTTA, we're takin' another look at that infamous 2022 Oscars where STEFANI GERMANOTTA SABOTAGED HER! Holden brings the Stella Thefty drama to the table. What do Jillian Anderson and Jojo Siwa have in common? There's an unfortunately titled sequel to 'The Family Stone' comin' out next year. Practical Magic 2 ain't castin' any spells on reviewers, then it's ONTO THE LIST of '12 more WILD REASONS celebrities didn't get legally married'. BLINDZ, and then it's onto some JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 1:08:23.092 with a mindblowin' MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:15:24.741 until @ 1:25:26.266, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE 12.09.2026 1h 13min

  Jackie and MJ are BACK with some slippy sloppin' Second Helpins as they start it RIGHT OFF with the fact that Jim Thornton really did do what he did. On a plane. Meghan Markle and Harry are COOOOOMIN' HOOOME to the UK because NO ONE WANTS 'EM IN AMERICA! Then we got some announcements regardin' a new hour of Page 7! Nikolas Sparks and M. Night Shyamalan have teamed up to create a book, AND movie. It was family day on the newest episode of 'Nation's Dumbest' and Jackie can't deny the Baldwin charms. Then Hilaria decided to make the announcement of the newest cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' aaaaall about her, Kylie Kelce basically let everyone know that she's raising 4 girls and 1 husband, and Jason Kelce proved he's a big ol' dumdum with his remarks about paternity leave. 'Lets Marry Harry' appears to be a master class in poor decisions while deep in grief. The first half of the newest season of 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' has dropped! 'Monster's of God' is still upsetting! 'Buddy' has got parents UPSET, but Coyote vs ACME is amazing! Then we got a VERY SPOILER HEAVY talk of 'Obsession'., including the issues happenin' with Halloween Horror Nights. And MJ got tickets to finally share the same air as Clay Aiken! PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Field of Creams w/ Natalie Jean 11.09.2026 1h 30min

  It's a solemn week here at Page 7 as Natalie Jean joins us to process the tragedy that was 'Gay 9/11' aka Dolly Parton and Tim Curry sadly passing on the same day. Never Forget. BUT IN LIGHTER NEWS, Carrie Underwood has fully embraced 'guy who punches holes in drywall' as her new personality type after performing many a Nu-Metal classic at the Velocity Festival in Dyersville, Iowa at none other than THE FIELD OF DREAMS. Then Jackie and Natalie regale all with tales of 'The Emerald Isle' and all the little scumbags and little scrotes that fester uponst it! Miley Cyrus dropped the 'Cyrus' from her name AND dropped a new single, with her album coming this month. Then it's time for a very special LIST dedicated to the memory of the very special Dolly Parton! Followed by PIPPIN' HAWT BLINDZ so juicy they'll....get juice in ya eye! Next we got an INTERNATIONAL JACKIE'S SNACKIE'S @ 1:15:39.419 ! But it's NOT from the country ya'd think! Lastly it's a SPEECY SPICY MJ's Minute Munchie @ 1:22:55.271 all the way until @ 1:26:55.928, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Modelland, Chapters 1 + 2 04.09.2026 1h 19min

  No one can ever take it from Tyra Cronenberg Banks that she DID write this. If you can't wait to find out what happens to Tookie De La Crème and the gang after these first two chapters, check out the Patreon for the rest! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  10 Things I Hate About You WATCHALONG 03.09.2026 1h 42min

  We know we're all really watching it for Larry Miller. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  CelebReadies - Kids, Wait Till You Hear This! Part 2 28.08.2026 1h 24min

  Jackie and MJ are BACK for a SECOND (and final!) HELPING of Liza Minnelli's book "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!" Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  CelebReadies - Kids, Wait Till You Hear This! Part 1 27.08.2026 1h 19min

  This week on Page 7 it's time to join MJ and Jackie as they KICK KICK KICK OFF their 2-part book club of "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!" by none other than MS. LIZA MINNELLI! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Surf Dracula 22.08.2026 1h 12min

  This week on "Second Helpings" we're discussing the untimely passing of the immensely talented and deeply missed Hayden Panettiere, which directly leads into how Hollywood continues to systematically and repeatedly be failing the children it simply chews up and spits out for their own profit. Alyssa Milano has spoken out about their struggle with PPA after having their child amid the Lindsay Clancy tragedy. And then it's time for something completely different with discussion of the first episode of "Lanterns". Gideon can't stop gushin' 'bout them SNEKS while watchin' "Monsters of God" with MJ! Jackie and Harry Jowsey are lookin' to be your father figure in completely different ways UH WINK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we got SPOILER HEAVY "Nation's Dumbest" updates! Meghan Trainor created the next Annabelle and gave it to her son, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Value Steaks and Meaty Chips w/ Amber Nelson 21.08.2026 1h 25min

  This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPN's very own sloppy steak lover Amber Nelson as Jakzig stops by to serenade after their debut performance on "Last Stream" this past Tuesday! Amber's schoolin' eeeerrybody on the origins of punk, MJ's here to remind everyone 'bout The Curse of The Lil Rascals! (not to mention just the curse of being a child actor in general) Speakin' of child stars, Ariana Grande got a tattoo to match Ricky Alvarez because that's what a totally rational person does. Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell apparently had some hot takes about Disney Adults that upset people, but there's also an issue with weirdo adults creepin' on the Disney character actors at the park, SO SOME CRITICISCM IS NEEDED MAN. Kaia Gerber told everyone she was possessed as a kid and had to have a digeridoo exorcism performed on her by order of her momma Cindy Crawford, so...that's also totally normal. And then we got us a LIST of "15 Celebrities Who Exposed The Rude, Weird, And Seriously Questionable Things Other Stars Said To Them In Private", followed by BLINDZ, then it's onto a meatsynced Jackie's Snackies starting @ 01:12:04 followed by more MEAT FLAVOR during MJ's Minute Munchies @ 01:17:47 until @ 01:23:27, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Lie To Me Because It's My Birthday 15.08.2026 1h 7min

  This week we got some BIRTHDAY SECOND HELPIN'S FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIIIRL! And that very special girl just had her LUST for Hannah Einbinder via her new movie "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma", which Jackie HIGHLY recommends. MJ got a melon baller! The most non-American Mr. and Mrs. America, Kerri Russell and Matthew Rhys had a big Variety feature this week, Jackie gives a harrowing tattoo tale, and then it's time for some "Nation's Dumbest" talk, including Carmen Electra getting EXPELLED. Eric Goode of Tiger King fame is back with a new doc about reptile smugglin' on HBO Max called "Monsters of God", MJ talks about the 3 wonderful guests they have had on family trip, Jackie highly recommends "Willing Prey" plus MJ is being terrorized by an cricket emissary of hell, and even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Flirting At A Funeral w/ Seena Ghaznavi 13.08.2026 1h 31min

  This week on Page 7 we're joined by Seena Ghaznavi to goss' 'bout the weekend Jackie had at "Midsummer Scream" as Summerween is uponst us! Not to mention Brad Pitt confessin' to no longer bein' on the wagon, 'cause he toooootally knows his limits now (not when he was abusing Angelina and the kids, tho). He's also confessin' that he's been suicidal, WHO'D OF GUESSED. Jackie and MJ take some ACCOUNTABLITY when it comes to the title mixup from last week. Brooklyn Beckham is cookin' with sea water and Pennzoil, plus North West didn't JUST cancel the tour due to low ticket sales! They're recyclin' reality ideas and Harry Jowsey is caught in the middle. 42:35 - Then we got THE LIST of Celebrities Who Avoid SOCIAL MEDIA! 56:26 - Finally it's time for BLINDZ! Then we got some JACKIE'S SNACKIE'S @ 01:15:44 with an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 01:24:04 until @ 01:29:20 , PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - We Like To Be Traumatized 07.08.2026 1h 8min

  This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie thought they got through the hard story yesterday, but they're back with more CONTENT WARNING HEAVY CELEB NEWS as they dive into the Perez Hilton breakdown. But Jackie's got some Pork n' Beans and Tomdeya vidz to turn her frown upside down. Jackie went to see The Spidermans in SCREEN X, and she highly recommends, MJ covers the comments Ireland Baldwin had to say about Perez and social media bullying as a whole, and Jackie's got a dab rig! Then there's even more contact talk, "Nation's Dumbest" is back with a new episode and it's very clear Anthony Michael Hall is NOT "the brain" of this club, and Jackie brings up one of the best episodes from the new season of "King of the Hill!" Dylan Sprouse says he stopped smoking after sharing a final cigarette with David Lynch, Maggie Gyllenhaal has came out and said that she's always felt like she's in the shadow of Jake Gyllenhaal, and Tom and Zendaya did an adorable interview with puppies! Anya Taylor Joy steps up against method acting, MJ and Jackie both agree that "The Social Reckoning" looks like a Sorkin Slop fest, but thankfully we will soon be able to learn about "Ebenezer"...before he was Scrooge, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  The Death of Discourse w/ Holden McNeely 07.08.2026 1h 21min

  This week on Page 7, we got the perfect co-pilot for some HEAVIER topics this week with Gronky's handler, Holden McNeely! So, content warnings ABOUND! BUT FIRST, Jackie's lost herself in the music, AND down some WICKER PANTS with the release of the "Wicker" trailer. Then we're startin' light into the heavy side layer, North West announced the cancelation of her current tour, Morgan Wallen's BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING still, and finally, we have to talk about the 'Petal' music video. Oh, and Mario Lopez posted a really really fucking weird AI slop video of his niece double fistin' some slippy sloppy dawgs. Then we got A LIST of "14 Famous TV And Movies Roles That Threatened To Ruin Actors’ Careers", then Holden's got his OWN blind to add to our BLINDZ, and finally it's time for JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 1:07:44 and MJ's Minute Munchie's @ 1:14:22 until @ 1:17:47, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Dunkies, Drunkies, and Sads 01.08.2026 1h 16min

  This week on Second Helpings, we got a smorgasbord of boooooys with Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal bein' buddies on "Hot Ones" with a PUKE AND RALLY! Jimothy waddles by on his way to the raccoon zoos, but don't PET HIM! Once you get them rabies, thems the stabies. Zendaya gave a masterclass in dodgin' secret leakin' on the red carpet when she switched up her Spiderman red carpet looks from all black, to white, when in CHYNA (take note, Holland!) MJ and Jackie now see the light that Tom Holland CAN dance! Jackie has THOUGHTS on "Nation's Dumbest" and Ice-T ain't buyin' that ain't Napoleon Dynamite. Ben Affleck's had a week, he won "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and lost his mom in a non-Nancy Guthrie type way. Justin Trudeau was just slatherin' sunscreen on Katy Perry's boobs in front of a yacht of people while she's TALKING, and she got stuck crowd surfacing in a giant water bottle, as the crowd refused to return her. MJ has soul merged with their doppelganger Clay Aiken, See if you can spot the differences! They got some music recs for one and all. And finally, Jared Leto is a monster. PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  My Mini Meconium w/ Jake Young 31.07.2026 1h 31min

  MJ and Jackie are back this week with LPN's resident NOT LIKE THE OTHER NERD BOYS, Jake Young from "Nerd Of Mouth", and he's here to weight in on the just passed San Diego Comic-Con that was basically ran by Marvel. Including all the Ryan's anyone could handle and a Canadian tuxedo that's a lil too south of the border to be considered Canadian, if ya know what we mean. Ryan Gosling is announced for "Ghost Rider", while Ryan Reynolds was "sneakin'" 'round dressed as JeanPool and crashin' the Avengers panel. MJ details their logistical mistake of a "Les Misérables Arena Concert Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall" weekend! There's a new doll on the market and it's got all the SACKS and FLUIDS your child CRAVES! And for whatever reason, they're trying to revive Johnny Depp's husk of a career with an unnecessary Scrooge backstory. THE MUPPETS DID IT BETTER. Then it's onto THE LIST of "Verrrrrrry Fascinating Music Facts That Even Diehard Fans Might Not Know!", followed by BLINDZ, and then it's onto a Jackie's Snackie's @ 1:08:38 that's gotta be SHARED, and an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:14:22 that (hopefully) doesn't end in vomit this time. And a special Jakey's Slakeys Numba 5 @ 1:23:09 til @ 1:28:46, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - I Live To Be Sad 25.07.2026 1h 9min

  This week on Second Helpings, the story of the week is Jackie's a NOLANATOR and Second Helpings is a KJ Apa centered podcast NOW because he's on a MEDIA BLITZ! Sadly but not sadly, it has nothing to do with Riverdale and eeeeeverything to do with MR. FANTASY!!! (but theyre toooootally different people, COME ON) Jennifer Garner has had 2 paparazzi assigned to her for the past 25 years and spoke about it on the "Shut Up Evan" podcast, because wtf. MJ started watching Nation's Dumbest, Jackie's BACK IN THE VILLA in the UK! To top off her NolanHole, Jackie went to see "The Odyssey"! The World Cup halftime show and the Avengers trailer have more in common than they should, and SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Evil Panties w/ Amber Nelson 24.07.2026 1h 29min

  This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by SPUN (and Brighter Side and HoopaGooGoo)'s very own Amber Nelson to pitch an opportunity the network can't miss out on! Then we're onto talkin' 'bout the many shades of musicals that exist, and EVIL PANTIES (created by a professional pop culture troll) are trying to RUIN Zendaya!? Speakin' of HUMAN SHIT, T-Bell Influencer Supreme Jackie got GOT with the cyclospora over the weekend. Then we got a LIST of (40:36) Famous People Who OPENLY Talked SMACK About Other CELEBRITIES, BLINDZ, and then we got a Drive Thru replacin' Jackie's Snackies @ 1:12:00, followed by a MEAT to be MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:18:14 ending @ 1:26:19, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Get Back In The Villa 18.07.2026 1h 8min

  This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back to goss' 'bout MISTAH FANTASY and Jackie gettin' to see his performance recently, an artist using Tswift's wedding garbage as his current art project, and the continued adorableness of Tom Holland and Zendaya. "Love Island" US has come to an end, which means the clam is free to slam across America and Jackie is headed to the UK for another season in THE VILLA, MJ and Jackie are still workin' on Liza's memoir, and MJ has started RHORI! "Dancing with the Stars" has a new spin-off. "CATS The Jellicle Ball" sadly crossed the rainbow bridge faaaar before its time, Blake Lively wants everyone to know she was TOTALLY invited to the wedding, and even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  A Privilege And A Curse w/ Natalie Jean 17.07.2026 1h 28min

  This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean, to discuss the tragic loss of Sam Neill, MJ brings up the insanity from Jay-Z's most recent NYC shows, Jackie's spelunking of contact juggling has led them to "The Ocho", and some LPN studio PARKING DRAMA! Then this week's list is "19 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets About ’90s Movies That I Just Learned And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About Them", the blindz, BIG RANCH is back in Jackie's Snackies @ 1:10:36, and a Tajin coated MJ's minute munchies @ 1:21:42 until @ 1:25:32, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast
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  Second Helpings - Another Scoop Of Evil 11.07.2026 1h 9min

  This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back to talk 'bout that "lil tiff" Jack Antonoff was apparently talkin' 'bout at the Swift weddin', aka Margaret Qualley filed for divorce, as well as Blake Lively NOT getting an invite to her own dragon's wedding. MJ went to see "Lion King" on Broadway, Jackie saw the Oliva Wilde marriage death film "The Invite", it was couples Karaoke night on "Love Island", which Jackie reports is surprisingly sober. MJ talks more 'bout "Evil", and Jackie is already ready to watch "Widow's Bay" again! "The Bear" is ready to start its final season, Jackie is fell down a contact juggling hole, MJ tells the dark tale of Gideon losing THE SNAKEPIT to international superhacker Viper, and Jackie recommends "Maddie's Secret." Plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast