Keith and The Girl

Epizode

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  3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy 15.08.2026 1h 51min

  New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy thanks to listener-producers Shahrum & Heather, who cast this very episode. Before the party begins, Keith shares his thoughts on Father Malley using ChatGPT, Trump’s Sunshine Protection Act, a Shake Shack employee robbing his own Shake Shack before returning to work, and the upcoming boys’ weekend featuring guns, breasts, roller coasters, and Mötley Crüe I mean Tesla and Extreme. On with the show.
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  3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez 12.08.2026 1h 44min

  12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The Great One.
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  3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy 11.08.2026 2h 5min

  It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling a 900 sex line, and using The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3 to heal. Also, it’s officially the beginning of the new NFL season, and Keith made his football bets; which, to be clear, his psychic guide is very positive about.
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  3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez 06.08.2026 2h 44min

  The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos.
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  3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends” 04.08.2026 2h 42min

  Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all.
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  3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez 02.08.2026 2h 12min

  It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the work of spirit guide David, helps Keith and Chemda find Keith’s opener for his upcoming stand-up show Sue Everybody. Oh, and Robert lets Chemda know if she’ll be having sex with a woman.
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  3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC 31.07.2026 2h 21min

  We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin’s since 2007, and we’re gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning of these episodes will have a fresh introduction, and these shows will now end with a track from whatever stand-up album Keith performed that year. With audio remastered while in all its original glory, this call-in episode is the day Keith and Chemda, along with KATG intern JessNYC, met the best in the business.
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  3987: Brand New Day: Just Desserts (Keith’s Lemonade Stand) 30.07.2026 57min

  It’s now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: “To reconnect to the person who hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you who suffered.” Enjoy.
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  3986: Keith’s Dad’s Odyssey w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan 23.07.2026 1h 49min

  Keith and Chemda were blessed with Bianca and Andrea doing book reports of Father Malley’s tomes. Today we remember His Majesty. Also God’s.
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  3985: Love and Money: Lost Gold/Our Father (Who Talks to Heaven) w/ Ken Malley 19.07.2026 2h 19min

  (Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date with the guys, his thoughts on Senator Lindsey Graham’s passing (take a guess), Christopher Nolan’s new 6-hour film The Odyssey, and New Jersey’s own Johnny Gabagool. Then he reveals that the Father Malley Gold Story has an ending! Keith sums up the FBI’s payout regarding the missing gold that Father Malley’s clairvoyance located in 1974. We then remember the time Keith and his brother Ken covered the story in the first place with The Atlantic article featuring their dad titled A LOST TROVE OF CIVIL WAR GOLD, AN FBI EXCAVATION, AND SOME VERY ANGRY TREASURE HUNTERS.
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  3984: Play With Me w/ Katharine Heller 07.07.2026 2h 27min

  America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine just returned to NYC from visiting Keith in Charlotte, and she’s ready to report on her findings. Was Keith a good host? Did Keith brag about having a perfect refrigerator yet not have simple classic yellow mustard? Did Keith’s water go out on Vacation Day 2? Did the two of them watch Louis CK: Ridiculous, Corey Feldman vs the World, the SNL documentary Lorne, and Spielberg's Disclosure Day? Did the Supreme Court make it official that President Trump indeed raped E. Jean Carroll? Who won the 2026 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest? Did Taylor Swift marry the football guy at Madison Square Garden? Did Keith sleep in til 5 pm on Vacation Day 3? Did Keith set the bar winning all three 3 KATG poker games in one day? Did Saadia murder Keith? Only one way to find out.
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  3983: Searching for “Supergirl” (My Machelle) 30.06.2026 1h 16min

  Keith is going to have the second person ever in his Charlotte home after over a year! How will he fare, and how is his brain mentally and otherwise? It’s all right here.
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  3982: Heart and No Soul (Christios Razdajetsa) w/ Ken Malley 28.06.2026 1h 16min

  Turns out that Keith’s not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their family home. Keith’s siblings discovered a heartbreaking story written by their Mom about her marrying a loser and ruining her life as well as an email sent to her by their dad explaining how he almost died over hearing that she doesn’t understand his concerns over expired food. (His entire body went LIMP all day long over this, and yet she better not dare share how suicide MIGHT be a way for her to get away from his stupidity. HE WILL NOT BE PART OF THAT!)
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  3981: CRYSTAL CLEAR w/ Ken Malley 24.06.2026 1h 26min

  More about Dad. Even less to know. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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  3980: Peace w/ Ken Malley and Bernie Kosar 23.06.2026 1h 55min

  For real though, peace and love to all the good fathers out there; and to all the happy spouses, lovers, and childrens: Good for you. This is more for the rest of us. Good God.
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  3979: Father’s Day (Day 1) w/ Ken Malley 22.06.2026 1h 29min

  In honor of the world celebrating Father’s Day, this week Keith will look back at the VIP-featured KATG spin-off show Daddy Issues which began in COVID-era 2020 with episodes that feature his youngest brother Ken trying to help make sense of their father and their upbringing. We’re happy for all of you in loving families with caring fathers that got to celebrate the weekend. This now, however, is for the rest of us.
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  3978: Day of Freedom (Sound the Siren) 19.06.2026 1h 24min

  Happy Juneteenth! Keith is waving his flags today. (In the good way!) With the fellow Diamond Dogs he discusses his favorite teams winning all the sports, President Trump’s Pride UFC birthday party, Tony Hinchcliffe’s Man of the People “stand-up” (very) special (Rotten Tomatoes: 5% [prayerhands.emoji]), and Michael Jackson: The Verdict. The gang also revisit Objectum Sexuality and the Eiffel Tower’s wife’s divorce to be with an ordinary fence.
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  3977: A Shoulder to Cry On w/ Rod Morrow 03.06.2026 1h 42min

  The 1-year anniversary of Keith moving to Charlotte did a number on him, but is he about to, in fact, be back in the saddle? And is this healthy? And what are you, a doctor? Rod Morrow joins KATG for all the ins, outs, and others of Keith’s life, including discussions on how to calm a woman down, Freedom 250’s AWOL artists, and 4D rom-coms.
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  3976: Methods of Mayhem 29.05.2026 56min

  Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party! NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in Charlotte, Keith skips Cook Out to try out America’s 41st best: Pizza Baby. Keith also reviews entertainment juggernauts Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Yoda and The Boys series finale. He also dives into AI, featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, revisiting Keith trying to get Grok to speak to him as an apologetic ex, and Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his AI girlfriend broke up with him. AD: This episode is brought to you by the new Shit Number smart toilet. “Precision analytics for your daily business.”
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  3975: I Think I Can Swim 19.05.2026 43min

  Keith is here to announce that … he CAN swim? Hm. Anyway, Keith has the introduction to his new book about a blindsided break-up reviewed, discusses new Drake, flashbacks to the great Gilbert Gottfried, and gets to the bottom of military submarine Steve and Tom-foolery. Skank you for listening.