Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Epizode

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  BONUS: “Wet the baby’s head” 23.04.2026 24min

  This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one!Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel!We also discover the origins of the phrase “wet the baby’s head”, historically used as an excuse for men to get on the lash after 9 long months of watching their wives create a human child. Again, hope you were paying attention Mr Dommett!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  "You’ve kind of got the body of Jeremy Clarkson" 20.04.2026 45min

  As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary).In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “You can’t sneeze on This Morning” 16.04.2026 21min

  Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents)Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard.The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  "Not fun and not fair" 13.04.2026 43min

  Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs.Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even though Hannah struggles with traditions and Joel hates easter eggs - anyone fancy a Pablo Escobar to celebrate?!
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  BONUS: “Just wait and get a facelift” 09.04.2026 22min

  Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub? Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “That’s a new low” 06.04.2026 40min

  Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. It may be time for an HR complaint, and we might need to crack open yet another window…We also have a Dommett’s Deliveries which reveals even more of Joel’s icky qualities. Despite all that - things do get deep as Hannah and Joel prepare to feel all the love for their new baby ahead of their imminent arrival (which hopefully won’t happen in a car!) Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS : “Divorce is great!” 02.04.2026 24min

  Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the two things he wants to do before he dies, and it turns out Hannah has already done one of them. We also discover that Joel and Hannah are basically the illegal version of Martin Lewis. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “What happens if you don’t name your child?” 30.03.2026 39min

  Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: "The pork in Peru?" 26.03.2026 20min

  After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “I’m sorry that I’m not in the manosphere” 23.03.2026 45min

  Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “Go to a townhouse and get my t*ts out!” 19.03.2026 23min

  On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes, if you will.And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very pregnant self, which will be turned into a lovely little bronze statue that her and the family will get to keep forever! The heart bursts.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “I’d like Sir Trevor McDonald to pole dance at my funeral” 16.03.2026 41min

  Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life...Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “Crossing swords with a thousand men” 12.03.2026 22min

  More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret was not nuggying Harry Styles. You win some, you lose some.Then Joel decided to bring it back down a peg or two while recounting their service station toilet trip on the way home, detailing some of the challenges facing men in public restrooms. Cheers Joel.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “I had a cuban heel on” 09.03.2026 42min

  Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large percentage of the screams, tears and faintings were for Joel though. Not just Noel. Surely.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “I did find you sexy this week!” 05.03.2026 23min

  Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon would do the trick! Although losing his wallet in the car pretty much cancels all that that out…Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  “My mum lost me and my brother in Safeways” 02.03.2026 37min

  Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby).Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “Hannah, can you try and be light on your feet?” 26.02.2026 20min

  On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points. Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  "Don’t go cheap on your sex toys" 23.02.2026 39min

  To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's unbearably awkward in small gatherings but more than comfortable telling jokes to thousands of people on stage. You’re welcome.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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  BONUS: “Do we throw away my life size cardboard cutouts?” 19.02.2026 18min

  Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind?Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!
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  "Ronaldo Cooper-Dommett" 16.02.2026 48min

  Mom & Dad are talking baby names in this week’s episode. It sounds like they’re leaning away from “traditional” and towards something a little more left-field… you know you’re keeping an open mind when your family start suggesting the names of their evening meal.Also, Hannah recounts a recent pregnancy-massage experience that she has very mixed feelings about... and, we finally get to hear how Joel’s "famous-person" poker night went. (Not well).Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.