The Comedy Virgins

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  The Pool Toys That Made Summer Awesome 05.08.2026 1h 22min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we’re honoring the pool toys that made summer unforgettable! From pool noodles and diving sticks to the Super Soaker and the Torpedo, we’re ranking the all-time classics to see which one deserves the #1 spot. We also settle the classic debate: amusement parks or water parks? Plus, we reminisce about the moments that started it all for The Comedy Virgins.Follow & Comment Your Favorite Childhood Pool Toy‼️
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  You've Been Drinking Margaritas All Wrong 😂 22.07.2026 1h 13min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're celebrating the middle of summer by ranking our favorite summer drinks and debating which ones deserve the top spot. Matt accidentally reveals he's been drinking margaritas wrong his entire life, and Griff is quick to let him hear about it. We also celebrate the 28th anniversary of The Parent Trap and talk about why it's one of the biggest emotional rollercoasters of any family movie. Plus, we're diving into our favorite memes and why binge-watching the Pirates of the Caribbean movies never gets old. Grab your favorite summer drink and join us for another episode full of laughs. 

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  What Are The Best Summer Hobbies? 08.07.2026 1h 17min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're talking about our favorite summer hobbies to figure out which one deserves the top spot. From sports like golf and baseball to relaxing hobbies like boating, fishing, kayaking, and more, summer is the perfect excuse to get outside. Let us know your favorite summer hobby and anything we forgot to include in the comments. SUBSCRIBE & Comment Your Favorite Summer Hobby‼️
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  What Movie Officially Starts Summer For You? 24.06.2026 1h

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're kicking off summer by talking about the movies that instantly put us in a summer mood ☀️. From The Sandlot and The Goonies to Grown Ups and High School Musical 2, we break down the must-watch summer films. We discuss what makes a great summer movie and why certain classics never get old. If you're looking for nostalgia, friendship, and summer adventures, this episode has plenty of all three. 

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  Standup Comedy During The Greatest Comeback In College Football History? 10.06.2026 1h 34min

  Special guest Michael Pasvar joins this episode of The Comedy Virgins to talk about his brand new comedy special, Blended Feathers, and the process of bringing that material to life. We also relive the chaos of Oklahoma's legendary 28-3 comeback against Baylor while Michael was moments away from taking the stage for a stand-up show. Would you miss your gig to witness the greatest comeback in Oklahoma Sooners history? 

Plus, we discuss The Sandlot, Pixar movies, the Knicks championship run, and why bandwagon fans have got to go. From comedy to childhood nostalgia to sports heartbreak, this episode has a little bit of everything.Follow & Go Watch Michael Pasvar's Special Blended Feathers On YouTube‼️
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  Who’s Your Favorite Harry Potter Character? 27.05.2026 1h 59min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast with special guest Austin comedian JP Hinsdale, we dive deep into the Harry Potter movie franchise 😂 From favorite Harry Potter characters and Hogwarts houses to Dobby, Snape, Cedric Diggory, and chocolate frogs, this episode is packed with Harry Potter discussions, theories, and plot holes. 

The boys debate whether the Dursleys were miserable because Harry was secretly a horcrux, question why anyone would choose Hufflepuff, and talk about tragic moments like Cedric Diggory’s death in Goblet of Fire. We also break down the magic of the Harry Potter franchise and why there haven’t been any movie franchises like it since. If you grew up watching Harry Potter movies and arguing over your favorite character, this episode is for you
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  Can Your Friends FORCE You To Face Your Fears? 😂 13.05.2026 1h 12min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Matt reveals one of his most irrational fears — and Griff immediately decides to throw him right back into the situation 😂. What starts as a conversation about being pee shy turns into a much bigger discussion about fear, embarrassment, and why your friends never let you live anything down. Some fears make absolutely no sense until you’re standing in the exact situation that triggers them. Somehow, Griff thinks the best solution is forcing Matt to face it head on.

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  Could Jurassic Park Happen In Real Life? 29.04.2026 1h 7min

  In this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask: Could Jurassic Park Happen in Real Life? 🦖 The science in those movies is more realistic than you think, and if they’ve brought back extinct animals like the dire wolf, dinosaurs are already on the way. 

That leads to the real question: knowing what we know about the horrors of the Jurassic Park movies, would you actually visit a real-life Jurassic Park?
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  Keeping Your Bachelor Party A Surprise 😂 15.04.2026 1h 28min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Griff tries to get details on his bachelor party… and gets completely stonewalled by the boys 😂
Is it all an act, or is there actually a surprise party in store for July? We’ll let you decide as the summer approaches and we continue to run out of time to pull off a Hangover-level bachelor party. Get your credit cards ready… 

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  Do You Guys Still Go to the Doctor? 01.04.2026 1h 36min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're not going to the doctors anymore — doesn’t matter how bad things get 😂 

We’re talking strep throat, dog bites, injuries. At this age, it’s time to pack it in and hope for the best. 

In the meantime, we also talk movies like Jurassic Park, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and any series that helps you get through a sick day.
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  Do Some People Just Not Understand Social Cues? 😂 18.03.2026 1h 20min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask a simple question: do some people just not understand social cues? Matt realizes he might be one of those people after admitting he’s terrible at making eye contact in public. It sparks a hilarious debate — if you accidentally make eye contact with someone, does that mean they were already looking at you? From awkward interactions with strangers to completely misreading the room, this episode is painfully relatable. We also spiral into some wild side tangents about the war in Iran, religion, and where we go from here.SUBSCRIBE If You Struggle To Make Eye Contact‼️


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  Funniest Celebrity Sitcom Cameos, What Happened To Bo Burnham, and Why Everyone’s Buying Rotisserie Chickens 04.03.2026 1h 40min

  In this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we break down some of the funniest celebrity sitcom cameos — including Kevin Hart’s appearance as Phil Dunphy’s neighbor on Modern Family, who hilariously convinces Phil he needs to buy a Porsche. 

We also talk about Bo Burnham’s outrageous cameo on Parks and Recreation, his unique stand-up style, and why he’s basically disappeared from the spotlight over the last few years. 

Then we react to a wild Wall Street Journal article claiming Americans can’t afford homes right now… but they sure are splurging on rotisserie chickens.Follow & Comment Your Favorite Sitcom Cameo‼️


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  Have You Heard Hilary Duff’s New Album? 18.02.2026 1h 23min

  Join us on this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast as we talk about Hilary Duff’s new album, “Luck… or Something,” dropping Friday — which we were not ready for. Her hit song, “Roommates,” is insanely catchy but way more graphic than we expected, which sends us down a whole rabbit hole.Say what you want, but she’s still winning the Disney Moms beef with Ashley Tisdale.Plus, we get into the Winter Olympics, Jerry Seinfeld stand up lore, and a wedding playlist that might be doomed from the start.
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  What If Energy Drinks Are Actually GOOD For You? 04.02.2026 1h 23min

  Join us on this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast as we confront the ONE question everyone is afraid to ask: are energy drinks actually GOOD for you? Sure, they’ve got sketchy ingredients and make you feel like a superhero, but are the consequences really as bad as people claim? 

From Monster to Red Bull to Celsius, we make the case that energy drinks might be catching way too much unnecessary heat. 

Have we been lied to this whole time, or are people just scared of feeling alive? 

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  What If Lord of the Rings Is Too Hard To Read? 21.01.2026 1h 13min

  What if Lord of the Rings is actually just too hard to read? 

Join us in this episode of The Comedy Virgins as we talk about the hilarious struggle of getting through long books like the Lord of the Rings — and whether you’re supposed to start smaller.

Griff considers selling his mystery Pokémon cards to help pay for his wedding, and we debate the movies we binge every year — Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Fast & Furious — and why comfort watches always win.

Plus, we break down some of our favorite Matt Damon and Ben Affleck movies as their new film The Rip hits Netflix.
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  SNL Is Back, Drake Might Drop, and Other Wild Predictions For 2026 07.01.2026 1h 21min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, 2026 just started — and between SNL, Drake, and new movie releases, we’re already asking where this year is headed.
We get wildly confident with our predictions for the year — from pop culture comebacks and music drops to awards chaos that probably won’t happen.

Along the way, we spiral about jars being impossible to open, fake discounts, embarrassing struggles, and why nothing feels as simple as it used to.
Some of these takes might age horribly, but that’s kind of the point.
It’s a full hangout episode fueled by bad predictions, strong opinions, and zero accountability.
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  Funniest Character Backstory in Christmas Movies 24.12.2025 1h 36min

  In this Christmas episode of The Comedy Virgins, we revisit the most overused backstory in Christmas movies — the adult whose entire personality is built around the moment they stopped believing as a kid, treated by the movie like a traumatic event.
From The Santa Clause 2 to Elf, that idea opens the door to breaking down our favorite Christmas movies, the themes they can’t stop using, and the traditions that somehow survive every year.

Along the way, we get into underrated Christmas songs, the best holiday drinks to make at home, and all the seasonal chaos that comes with trying to feel festive as an adult.
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  How Embarrassing Was Your Spotify Wrapped This Year? 11.12.2025 1h

  We kick off this episode of The Comedy Virgins with the funniest moment of the week — Matt asks Griff who his Spotify Wrapped band of the year is, and his answer sends the whole room into chaos. It has absolutely nothing to do with real music, and everything to do with Griff living in his own Lord of the Rings cinematic universe. From there, the boys dive into the cultural relevance of The Wizard of Oz and why it still pops up in conversations nearly a century later. They also break down Christian Bale’s movie legacy and where he ranks among the greats. And of course, the guys reveal what everyone secretly wants for Christmas this year.
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  Don’t Fight the Biggest Guy in Prison — Become His Best Friend (Fresh Out Of Prison) 26.11.2025 1h 49min

  Steven is fresh out of prison and finally back on The Comedy Virgins to tell the full, unfiltered story of how he actually survived.We revisit the wild moment from his original episode — from what the food was really like to the strategy where he befriended the biggest guy in prison instead of fighting him — and get the real details behind why it worked.This episode goes way deeper than the first: the rules, the prison politics, the friendships, and the reality of what daily life was actually like inside.Steven opens up about what changed, what shocked him, and what it feels like to step back into the world after doing real time.It’s raw, hilarious, thoughtful, and hands-down one of the most unbelievable return stories we’ve ever had on the show.Subscribe to The Comedy Virgins for more insane stories every week‼️
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  Jimmy Kimmel vs Ted Cruz Basketball Was Must Watch TV 😂 12.11.2025 1h 23min

  On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Griff and Matt break down one of the funniest sports moments in American history — the Jimmy Kimmel vs Ted Cruz basketball game. 🏀 It’s unreal this matchup even happened because both guys are horrible at basketball, yet somehow it went down to the wire. Ted Cruz actually pulls out the win in an 11-point slugfest that nobody wanted but everybody needs to see. 😂 The guys also talk karaoke disasters, Curtis Sliwa’s legendary sound bites, and the ever-growing list of Jaylen Brown’s hair paint victims. SUBSCRIBE If You Think Jimmy Kimmel Won‼️