”Insert Name” FC Podcast
”Insert Name” FC
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Hector Flores and Edward Robles are best friends who share a love of soccer. The show is for longtime fans of the beautiful game as well as newcomers, covering the sport in an accessible way. They discuss soccer topics and aim to make the game enjoyable for all listeners.
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Episode 268: Cue the Ronaldo Drama 07.10.2026 1h 35minIn Episode 268: Cue the Ronaldo Drama, Hector Flores and Edward Robles deliver a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest look at the week in soccer from a fan’s point of view. The show opens with Santi Giménez missing sitters for Mexico, as the guys debate whether to panic or cut him some slack—and Hector riffs on the eternal struggle of defending his guy. The USMNT’s 3-0 win over Mexico gets the spotlight, with the hosts breaking down the young American talent and questioning if double international breaks are just overkill. It’s story time too: from El Salvador’s epic implosion (plus dream “Mean Machine” prison teams) to confessions about accidentally scoring goals, no down-to-earth topic is off-limits. The hosts dig into Tyler Adams officially being named USMNT captain, discuss who really deserves the armband, and swap takes on why Pulisic shouldn’t touch it again. On the global scene, FIFA and UEFA’s corporate beef gets roasted, Infantino gets clowned, and high ticket prices come under fire. The drama peaks as they unpack Cristiano Ronaldo’s controversial Portugal walkout—was it legendary, or just plain petty? The show wraps up with Players of the Week picks, a rundown of the weekend’s must-watch matches, and a hilarious segment where both admit to soccer beliefs their younger selves would roast them for. Expect sharp banter, storytelling, and takes that every soccer fan—new or old—can relate to. Stream now on all platforms and Belly Up Sports YouTube. -
Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly 30.09.2026 1h 17minIn Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly, Hector Flores teams up with special guest Nik Gable from Belly Up Sports for a hilarious, no-holds-barred breakdown of this week’s biggest soccer scandals. Nik dishes out clever takes on Todd Boehly’s chaotic Chelsea exit, Real Madrid’s legendary whining over refs, and the Premier League earthquake: Manchester City’s 115 Financial Fair Play violations. Between USMNT youth talk, transfer market madness, and what random (non-soccer) skill Hector wishes he had, the banter never stops. Packed with sharp humor and that true “dumb fan” perspective, this episode has all the storytelling, jokes, and jaw-drops the global game deserves. If you want bold takes and real talk about billionaires behaving badly, you’re in the right place. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts! -
Episode 266: Poch Picks the Kids 23.09.2026 1h 11minIn Episode 266: "Poch Picks the Kids" of the "Insert Name" FC Podcast, Hector Flores dives headfirst into the USMNT’s new youth wave led by Mauricio Pochettino. From fresh, uncapped faces to the drama around dual nationals like Noah Kai Banks and the Diego Luna saga, Hector delivers classic banter on hype, heartbreak, and who just might be the next USMNT star—or meme. Expect fiery takes on fan loyalty, why friendlies matter more than you think, and the honest messiness of building for 2030. Add in Players of the Week, chaotic international fixtures to watch, and a hilarious detour into The Office when the soccer talk goes sideways, and you’ve got an episode made for every level of soccer fan—especially those who love a little “dumb fan” chaos with their footy. -
Episode 265: Ballon d’OH! 16.09.2026 1h 12minIn Episode 265: “Ballon d’OH!” of the Insert Name FC Podcast, Hector Flores strips down the myth and madness of the Ballon d’Or—no bias spared. From PSG’s Champions League dominance to Real Madrid’s trophy drought, Hector Flores hilariously calls out this year’s nominees and questions the logic (or lack thereof) behind the “world’s best player” award. Who’s got the stats? Who’s all hype? Who actually deserves the golden ball? Plus, there’s NFL misery, 5K medal flexing, Players of the Week, and a passionate take on why Borussia Dortmund’s Yellow Wall is football’s ultimate vibe. This episode brings the banter, some genuine soccer soul-searching, and just enough spicy hot takes to keep fans arguing till the next shortlist drops. Tune in for laughs, rants, and full-on football chaos—Ballon d’OH! style. -
Episode 264: Leagues Cup—Still No One Cares 09.09.2026 1h 13minIn Episode 264: Leagues Cup—Still No One Cares, Hector Flores goes full “dumb fan” mode with a deep dive on why the Leagues Cup still can’t get any love from fans—empty stadiums, awkward scheduling, and Liga MX running circles around MLS. Hector also reflects on Lionel Messi’s latest (and possibly final) retirement from Argentina, argues why Messi is still the GOAT, and wonders who’ll dare wear the #10 next. Special guest Jose Tellez brings some Barça optimism (yes, really) as Gabi Jesus lands in Barcelona on deadline day. Add in wild transfer reactions, Players of the Week, and can’t-miss games for your weekend watchlist, and you’ve got a hilarious, no-filter look at why some tournaments might never catch on—no matter how hard they try. Tune in for banter, rants, and all the soccer storytelling you love. -
Episode 263: New Format, Same Old Banter 02.09.2026 52minIn "Episode 263: New Format, Same Old Banter," Hector Flores breaks down the Champions League’s wild new format—so you don’t have to Google it (again). From grumbling over lost group stage drama to serving up hilarious real talk about grown adults swiping kits from kids, Hector keeps the banter flowing. Expect spotlight matchups, bold takes on club favorites, a Manchester-flavored Players of the Week, and a laugh-out-loud answer to the listener question: what would you do with $10 million and a soccer club? (Hint: Not as much as you think!) Whether you’re a footy veteran or just like your podcasts with extra attitude, this episode hits the sweet spot between soccer breakdowns, rants, and fan-fueled storytelling. Available everywhere you get your podcasts and on Belly Up Sports’ YouTube. -
Episode 262: Chaos on the Pitch 26.08.2026 1h 21minIn Episode 262: Chaos on the Pitch, Hector Flores and Edward serve up the wildest moments and hottest takes in global football this week. From an MLS match-turned-WWE throwdown between Philadelphia Union and Inter Miami—complete with sibling brawls and red cards—to the ongoing debate about merging the UEFA and CONCACAF Nations Leagues, no controversy is left untouched. The hosts also break down big transfer news (Barcelona stacking up, Madrid angst, and outlandish price tags), roast the American pay-to-play system, and drop plenty of nostalgia and Sunday league stories for good measure. With humor, insider banter, and signature ‘dumb fan’ honesty, this episode is your front-row seat to football’s chaos and heart—whether you want tactics, gossip, or a laugh about why underage beer showers are a thing. Stream it everywhere you get your soccer fix! -
Episode 261: Big Moves, Bigger Opinions 19.08.2026 1h 22minIn Episode 261: Big Moves, Bigger Opinions, Hector Flores is joined by Kelcey Coyne for a no-holds-barred kickoff to the new footy season. The duo serve up banter-heavy takes on the wildest transfer rumors, from Arsenal fans dreaming about Vinícius Júnior to Atlético’s new defensive muscle and Barcelona’s ongoing #9 drought. They break down Xavi’s move to coach the Netherlands, laugh about Jeff Bezos jumping into Liverpool ownership, and, powered by Kelcey Coyne’s signature humor, rip into the tired “you don’t know ball” crowd. This one’s packed with sharp opinions, transfer drama, and the kind of relatable soccer talk every fan craves. Hit play for laughs, rants, and the truth about what’s really happening in the world of football! -
Episode 260: New Season, Who Dis? 12.08.2026 2h 42minIn Episode 260: New Season, Who Dis?, Hector Flores and Edward kick off the new year of the Insert Name FC Podcast by flipping the script on their classic league previews—jamming all the Power 5 chaos into one wild ride. The duo roast their own European league rankings (brace for spicy Premier League takes), spotlight the return of nostalgic clubs like Deportivo, Schalke, and Coventry, and debate which promoted sides are worth your “career mode.” Expect a hall-of-fame rant session on managerial merry-go-rounds, major transfers, and why Serie A just… stinks now. Plus, special guest Honda from Golz TV joins Hector to break down Mexico’s unexpected World Cup run, Rafa Márquez’s arrival as El Tri boss, and Liga MX’s ever-elusive approach to promotion-relegation. You’ll get dark horse picks, players to watch, and even which losses still scar the guys as fans. Banter-heavy, brutally honest, and packed with the “dumb fan” perspective you crave. Available everywhere you listen. -
Episode 259: Tapas and Trophies 22.07.2026 2h 28minIn this episode of the "Insert Name FC Podcast," Hector Flores and guest Kelcey Coyne(High Low Sports) take you on a wild recap ride through the 2026 World Cup. They unpack the drama-packed group stages (Turkey, you okay?), roast VAR’s constant chaos, and highlight the relentless global whining—about everything from time zones to ticket prices. The duo breaks down the performances and futures of co-hosts USA, Mexico, and Canada, sharing honest (and hilarious) takes on coaching, goalkeeping issues, and why North American teams need to care more about every competition. Dive into stories of international fan culture, joy, and unity—plus, the most American halftime show of all time (looking at you, Madonna and Muppets). With World Cup finale dissection, Ballon d’Or debates, and spicy soccer hot takes, this is pure banter-filled footy therapy for fans sick of bad punditry and tired tropes. Available wherever you get your soccer fix! -
Episode 258: Parade, Pain, and PSG Reign 03.06.2026 2h 15minThe season finale is here! Hector Flores and Edward Robles close out the year with a jam-packed episode recapping all the drama and triumphs from the world of football. The duo breaks down PSG's back-to-back Champions League titles, diving into what sets this team apart and why Luis Enrique's leadership has transformed the Parisian giants into Europe's most complete squad. We also revisit the chaotic Champions League final, Arsenal's defensive tactics, fan delusion, and THAT parade. Plus, a whirlwind recap of the Power 5 leagues: who rose, who crashed, and which storylines defined the Bundesliga, Serie A, La Liga, Ligue 1, and the Premier League. As a bonus, don't miss Hector Flores's impromptu World Cup preview—with off-the-cuff group predictions and favorites you might not expect. It’s parade, pain, and a whole lot of PSG reign to wrap up the 2025-26 season. Follow us into the off-season, and get ready for another year of bold takes, wild laughs, and unapologetic fandom. -
Episode 257: Leaky Rosters & Silverware 27.05.2026 1h 14minHost Hector Flores is back and solo for a packed episode ahead of the summer break! Settled into a new place and fresh off a promotion, he dives headfirst into a few of the wildest headlines in world football. First up: the inadvertent leak of the US Men’s National Team’s 2026 World Cup roster—Hector Flores breaks down each call-up, compares it to his own predictions, and reacts to both surprises and omissions. Then, Hector Flores recaps the dramatic Liga MX final, where Cruz Azul captured their tenth championship amid controversy and key injuries. Wrapping up, it’s a full preview of the UEFA Champions League Final between PSG and Arsenal—including tactical takes, historic stakes, and the players primed to shine under the bright lights. Plus: shoutouts to Belly Up Sports, content plans for the off-season, the “Player of the Week,” games to watch, and a fun Give & Go segment. Buckle up for a full-throttle ride through the beautiful game—INFC style! -
Episode 256: Skittles, Stadium Drama, & Franchise Blues 06.05.2026 1h 25minIn this week’s episode of Insert Name FC, Hector Flores dives into some of the biggest talking points across North American and world football. First, it’s all eyes on Vancouver as the Whitecaps face existential uncertainty—will stadium woes and franchise model pitfalls force a move to Las Vegas or Phoenix? Hector Flores breaks down the financial, cultural, and community impacts, drawing comparisons to other teams that have relocated throughout American sports history and reflecting on what it means for fans. Next, the show takes a close look at the USL’s push for promotion and relegation and the realities behind the league’s new CBA: can player conditions catch up with their on-field ambitions? Hector Flores talks about minimum salaries, contract protections, and why player protests matter. The La Liga rumor mill heats up as Real Madrid is once again linked with José Mourinho—a move Hector Flores is less than thrilled about. Why does the “special one” no longer fit at the Bernabéu? Plus, Player of the Week honors, must-watch matches (El Clásico, Old Firm Derby, and key playoff legs), and a Give and Go card game reveal—find out what Skittles have to do with Sunday league pregame rituals. Finally, Hector Flores shares a personal update about moving and what it could mean for the podcast schedule in the weeks ahead. Tune in for community and club talk, sharp insights, nostalgia, and a candid look at the ongoing identity crisis of soccer in North America. 0:00:00 – Intro0:48:00 – USL player conditions, collective bargaining agreement (CBA) negotiations, and contract protections1:00:00 – Mourinho to Real Madrid rumors and why it’s a bad idea; manager candidates discussion1:06:00 – Players of the week, upcoming matches to watch, and updates on league races1:12:00 – Jersey bet update, Premier League and La Liga storylines, and final fixture previews1:18:00 – Give and Go segment: personal pregame ritual and episode wrap-up/housekeeping -
Episode 255: Every Team Needs a Dawg 29.04.2026 1h 57minThis week on "Insert Name" FC, Hector Flores and Edward Robles are joined by special guest Matt Poland, manager and sporting director of FC Naples in USL League One. They dive deep into the journey of building a club from scratch, the importance of balancing coaching and sporting director duties, and what it takes to instill a winning mentality in a new team. Matt Poland gives a behind-the-scenes look at FC Naples' meteoric rise, their community-driven identity, and the significance of recruiting players who have that "dawg" mentality. The episode also covers: Comparing the draft system in US sports to global football's academy pathways The challenges and rewards of the American soccer structure A rundown of the dramatic changes in Liga MX ahead of the playoffs and the effect on teams losing Mexican internationals Premier League managerial chaos at Chelsea and the identity crisis at Manchester United Player of the Week and must-watch matches for the upcoming weekend Whether you’re a player, a coach, or just a fan, this episode breaks down why every team—no matter the league—needs a true "dawg" to compete at the highest level. Watch, subscribe, and join the conversation wherever you get your podcasts. Full video on Belly Up Sports' YouTube channel! Sponsored by SeatGeek, Righteous Felon Craft Jerky, and Canada Dip CBD. -
Episode 254: Power Leagues, Power Plays 22.04.2026 2h 31minThe stakes are higher than ever in European football! In Episode 254 of "Insert Name" FC Podcast, host Hector Flores is joined by special guest Moussa from Mofootball TV to break down all the action from the Champions League quarterfinals and preview the can’t-miss semifinal showdowns. The crew dives deep into the tactical chess matches, key storylines, and underdog narratives dominating this season’s UCL, including Atletico Madrid’s defensive masterclass, PSG’s front-line firepower, and Bayern Munich’s unstoppable run. Plus, what’s the secret behind Arsenal’s set-piece prowess—and is it enough to see them through? After the Champions League, Hector Flores takes you through the final stretch in Europe’s Power 5 leagues. From title races to relegation battles and the mad dash for those coveted Champions League spots, find out which clubs still have everything to play for and which narratives are dominating Ligue 1, Bundesliga, Serie A, La Liga, and the Premier League. Also: Players of the Week Top games to watch this weekend A special “Give and Go” card game segment: Who is the GOAT in women’s soccer? Shoutouts to partners, sponsors, and the legendary Roosevelt Spencer Plug in for the biggest storylines, boldest predictions, plenty of banter, and your full European football fix! Listen now on Apple, Spotify, Belly Up’s YouTube, and wherever you get your podcasts. -
Episode 253: The Bar Was Already Low, But Holy… 15.04.2026 2hIn this week's episode of the "Insert Name" FC Podcast, Hector Flores and Edward Robles dive into the viral FS1 debate on the "26 Most Influential Players of the 2026 World Cup"—and trust us, the list has to be heard to be believed. The hosts break down the hilariously questionable rankings, call out the questionable “expertise” of the panel that made the list, and ask: what even is an “influential” player? Hector Flores also unveils his projected 26-man USMNT roster for 2026, with Edward Robles giving his takes—did anyone get snubbed? Who actually makes a difference for the US, and is Christian Pulisic really all that? Plus, they hit on Players of the Week, games to watch across the globe, and take a nostalgia trip with the "Give and Go" soccer card game to reminisce about their favorite boots. This episode is packed with banter, disbelief, and a celebration of the football culture that brings us all together—even when the pundits get it hilariously wrong. Whether you love deep dives, passionate rants, or just need a laugh about soccer “hot takes,” you’ll want to hit play! Topics covered: FS1’s viral (and bizarre) “26 Most Influential Players” list The state of American soccer punditry Projecting the 2026 USMNT World Cup roster Players of the Week and must-watch games Favorite soccer cleats and stories from the pitch Available now on all major podcast platforms, Belly Up Sports YouTube, and wherever you get your soccer fix. -
Episode 252: Dazed, Confused & World Cup Bound 08.04.2026 3h 41minGet ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as Hector Flores leads a heated, honest breakdown of the U.S. Men's National Team’s recent friendlies—losses to Belgium and Portugal—and hands out a no-punches-pulled report card alongside guest co-host Kelcey Coyne. From issues of team identity and underwhelming performances to standout players and what’s really plaguing American soccer, nothing is off-limits. The duo debates if Christian Pulisic still deserves his star status, why Weston McKennie might be the team’s true talisman, and if the so-called ‘golden generation’ is really all that golden after all. Plus: Moussa Seck joins to give the international perspective on U.S. soccer culture, and dives into the biggest storylines from the final round of World Cup qualifiers. Who’s in, who’s out, and which nations are primed to be fan favorites (and giant killers) on North American soil in 2026? The episode wraps up with Players of the Week, can’t-miss matches, and the return of Give and Go. Frustrated, hopeful, and always opinionated—this is an episode for every soccer fan who loves the chaos, passion, and unpredictability of the beautiful game on the road to the World Cup. -
Episode 251: Goal! Carlos Mojica’s Soccer Stories for the Next Generation 01.04.2026 2h 9minOn Episode 251 of Insert Name FC Podcast, hosts Hector Flores and Edward Robles welcome special guest Carlos Mojica, author of Goal! Awesome Soccer Stories and Fun Facts for Kids. This episode dives into Carlos’s journey from El Salvador to working in US soccer, his passion for youth development, and the inspiration behind his children's book, which profiles legends like Pelé, Messi, Mia Hamm, and Magico Gonzalez. Together, they discuss how soccer shapes family bonds, why representation matters, and the stories that make the global game magical for all ages. Plus, the team debates the new FIFA World Cup anthem, analyzes Mohamed Salah’s Liverpool legacy, and looks ahead to Didier Deschamps’ final World Cup as France manager. Tune in for thoughtful soccer conversation, laughs, and recommendations for matches to watch this week! Links to Carlos Mojica’s book and social media are in the episode description. Get the book: https://geni.us/goalawesomesoccer -
Episode 250: Who Gets to Board the World Cup Plane? 25.03.2026 3h 2minIt’s a milestone celebration on “Insert Name” FC as host Hector Flores marks 250 episodes by diving deep into the big question facing the US Men’s National Team: Who’s earned their seat on the World Cup plane? Joining Hector Flores are special guests Kelcey Coyne (of High Low Sports) and the ever-knowledgeable Nik Gable, as they break down the latest USMNT roster call-ups. Who’s a sure bet, who’s on the bubble, and who could sneak into 2026 by nailing this final audition? The discussion heats up as the group tackles the shocking controversy from Africa: Senegal being stripped of their AFCON title and Morocco being crowned champions after the fact. The show also features an impassioned response from Moussa Seck, adding first-hand perspective and heart to the AFCON drama. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without a Champions League check-in—Kelcey Coyne returns for a lively give-and-go on the biggest storylines heading into the quarterfinals, including Bayern’s dominance, Arsenal’s do-or-die scenario, underdog heartbreaks, and who might actually lift the trophy. With milestone nostalgia, expert insight, and plenty of banter, the 250th episode of “Insert Name” FC is both a celebration of footy culture and a look ahead to football’s biggest stages. Will your favorite player make the World Cup squad? Who’s under the most pressure in Europe? And does anyone want to face Bayern right now? Press play, join the debate, and celebrate 250 episodes with us! -
Episode 249: Is Memo Ochoa Still the Hero Mexico Needs? 18.03.2026 1h 25minIn this solo episode of "Insert Name FC Podcast," Hector Flores unpacks the latest buzz in global soccer. The show kicks off with the swirling rumors of Mauricio Pochettino being shortlisted for the Real Madrid job—does his history with Tottenham, PSG, Chelsea, and now the U.S. Men's National Team really make him a fit for one of the world’s most demanding clubs? Hector Flores examines Poch’s highs, lows, and what could be next for the Argentine manager after the World Cup. The discussion then shifts to a crisis in El Tri’s camp. With starting goalie Ángel Malagón out with an Achilles injury, the big question arises: Should Mexico call on 41-year-old legend Memo Ochoa one more time, or pass the torch to up-and-comers like Raúl Rangel or Carlos Acevedo? Hector Flores weighs the emotional and tactical factors at play in Mexico’s search for a safe pair of hands on the world’s biggest stage. This week’s episode also puts a spotlight on the dual-national debate, focusing on the real-life dilemma of Noahkai Banks. With eligibility for both the U.S. and Germany, the Banks’ decision is under the microscope. Hector Flores shares why young talents must follow their hearts—and why fans should respect whatever choice they make. Hear all this, plus Players of the Week, top matchups to watch in MLS, Liga MX, and across Europe, and a special Give and Go card segment revealing Hector’s favorite players. Whether you’re here for the analysis, the nostalgia, or the spicy takes, this episode is packed with must-hear soccer conversation! Tune in now for all the latest drama and discussion in U.S. and Mexican football, plus the ever-evolving world of global soccer.