AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Episodet

• Your Chiron Sign... And Why It Matters 17.06.2026 1h 15min

  Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof.
• Week of June 15: Chiron in Taurus = SUCH A BIG DEAL (This Will CHANGE Your Life... Seriously) 15.06.2026 1h 11min

  Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea!
• Caitlin Reilly on Virgo Psychosis, Paranormal Experiences, and Mercury Retrograde's Unexpected Magic 10.06.2026 38min

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea!
• Week of June 8: New Moon in Gemini = ENERGY BOOST You've Been CRAVING (Plus, Venus and Jupiter KISS!) 08.06.2026 1h 2min

  Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter).
• Your Moon's House... And Why It Matters 03.06.2026 1h 2min

  By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves.
• Week of June 1: WELCOME to the JUNE-gle! (EVERYTHING's about to CHANGE) 01.06.2026 1h 10min

  It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw!
• Gus Heagerty SPILLS on Victorian Ghosts and Gemini Men 27.05.2026 28min

  It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew.
• Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius TRUTH BOMBS 25.05.2026 58min

  A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE.
• 5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically 20.05.2026 48min

  Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts.
• Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN! 18.05.2026 1h 6min

  Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST.
• Your Moon Sign... And Why It Matters 13.05.2026 1h 3min

  What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac.
• Week of May 11: New Moon in Taurus = The LUCKIEST Energy of the ENTIRE YEAR?! 11.05.2026 54min

  Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential.
• 7 Signs You're Actually Psychic (Plus, Intuition vs. Anxiety — How To Tell The Difference!) 06.05.2026 49min

  What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic!
• Week of May 4: STRESSFUL Moments = BIG Rewards (ACCEPT the CHALLENGE!) 04.05.2026 51min

  Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness.
• The 12 Houses in YOUR Chart... And Why They Matter 29.04.2026 52min

  Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart.
• Week of April 27: HAUNTING Full Moon in Scorpio REVELATIONS 27.04.2026 50min

  It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills.
• Your Uranus Sign... And Why It Matters 22.04.2026 58min

  Where’s Uranus in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius.
• Week of April 20: Uranus in Gemini = SHOCKING Surprises Change YOUR Life ...Forever 20.04.2026 1h 7min

  Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey!
• 5 Things You NEED To Know About YOUR Birth Chart (Start Here) 15.04.2026 46min

  So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas!
• Week of April 13: MAJOR New Moon in Aries BREAKTHROUGHS 13.04.2026 56min

  The theme of this Weekly Brew is KEEP ON PUSHING, and we're serving heavy pour-oscopes (yes, that's your horoscope). As we reach the final stretch of Aries Season and build toward a powerful New Moon in Aries aligned with Chiron, expect a powerful breakthrough to snap into place.